I want to leave the United States really soon, before I would finish college. I don't really care WHERE I go as long as it had at least a passable human rights record (i.e. not Saudi Arabia). I don't have a lot of money, so I'm trying to find a job or internship or whatever that would give me food/housing for work.
East/Southeast Asia would be exceptionally good. I find it hard to imagine that no one would be interested in hiring a live-in English tutor or something...
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You just want someone to say Japan. Admit it.
Most organizations prefer you to have a bachelor's of some sort to let you teach English overseas, but if you make connections you might get a job without one, especially in China.
Alternately, you could WWOOF.
Japan. Go to Japan. Just don't do anything stupid like rap 8 year old girls like some 80 year old English did and get caught.
What the hell, what do you have against Ted Rea?!