I've unwittingly trained myself to be an assassin/mercenary by playing hundreds of video games, reading military survival literature, documentaries, technical manuals, novels, camping, shooting, and attaining/maintaining a professional athlete's level of fitness... but no one will ever hire me, and I don't want to join the Army because it's fucking lousy.
I'm a shameful procrastinator. I've whittled away entire months, promising myself I'd do this or that, but ending up just sitting around listening to music and surfing the internet all day.