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Part I: http://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1131784129

(・∀・) I won't fail you this time grandpa!

IT WILL HAPPEN IF NOT NOW THEN IN THE FUTURE

>>424

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as a bossy-pants-half-empty cup pessimist that doesn't believe in the collective goal of the deeply committed id thread participants, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as a bossy-pants-half-empty cup pessimist that doesn't believe in the collective goal of the deeply committed id thread participants, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?

>>424
you are just retarded.

also another try~

Quoffuff, with two f's and no k.

I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN

I AM EXCITED

CAPSLOCK GET

lolol

>>426
don't be H8N.

Hi

I have so many things to do around the house, but I can't help myself. I must do this. I must post here. I must win.

yeaaa

I feel like the person who actually gets one of these in his ID will be like Mel Gibson in that final scene of Braveheart.

"IIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"

It will be very dramatic and we'll all cry.

His fame will be fleeting, but we'll remember him, damnit, we'll remember him.

Is my ID here

derp

What is with the whole "hurp derp" thing? Retards don't sound like that, yo.

It just sounds unnatural... I hate to see people using it.

>>437
Or we'll just spend 3 posts hating him and then forget all about it.

>>440
Ok, sounds like the even more retarded people use ", yo." then.

>>440
/b/tards sound like that.

>>437
it's never going to happen anyway. all id threads like this are doomed to failure from the start.

I might as well see what another country brings.

>FkCk

My sentiment exactly.

>>443

>it's never going to happen anyways.

This post will prove you wrong. ID GET

>>446
yeah, good job there.

>>443
stop posting then you retard.

i know how

wat

>>448
why? just so you don't have to be reminded of your failure every time you see this thread?

Whenever I drink coffee, I have to poop. It's a pleasant sensation, but it sucks when you're on a road trip.

1234567890

>>452
For some reason, I never have that problem when I'm out somewhere. Only at home

0987654321

sithe .. sit here

Quitters go to hell; failures get low rent apartments in heaven.

ok

Sure why not

bampu

I will succeed!

I will fail

do

ero ero

drr drr drr

моот!

This is a bad thread.

But it gives us something to look forward to...

Onward!

I WISH I HAD SOMETHING AWESOME TO SAY OH GOD

This thread... it's awesome.

This board... it's dead.

1,471 posts, in two threads (that I know of), and not a single get.

Fuck.

UNGA

Yaranaika?

mnnjm

jews?

to many posts

A man once became so obsessed with grammatical errors that he spent days, weeks, locked away in his room thinking about them. He died of starvation.

So I choose not to get upset- any longer- over grammatical errors.

BIDOOF BIDOOF BIDOOF IS ON FIRE
also to many posts

>>480
Oops, lease time hasn't run out yet.
Manually reset now.

So... jews then?

they stole my vip quality

>>483
Here I'll buy you a new one

JEWS DID VIP QUALITY

9/11 DID JEWS

let me just leave this holocaust card here...

>>1-487, this post is for you!

Why are we doing this?

>>489
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy

>>490

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

>>491
The truth hurts, doesn't it?

STOP SAGIN IN MAH ID THREAD!

IDDDDDDDDD GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

hey

You Are My Forever Love

Your friendship and love,
And all the wonderful things
That they bring into my life,
Are like nothing else
I have ever known.

My heart is complete
With the love we share,
And our love grows more
Beautiful each day.

I love you,
And as long as we are together,
I have everything I need.

You are with me always...
In a smile, a memory, a feeling
Or a moment we share.

You will always be
My Forever Love

>>490,492, this post is for you!

gamblin

I believe this to be a post which might perhaps contain the goal which is stated within the op.

499 get!

:|

haw

gobblers fallacy

over 500 FAILURES
good job!

>>504

Failing is better than quitting, Byetch.

>>505
and succeeding is better than both.
every time one of you idiots fails, i succeed.

(・∀・) Don't worry grandpa! We still can do it!

>>506

Don't be such a negative nelly.

Yep

here i cum

penis

shoupish

COME ON YOU FUCKING ID

FUCKING HURRY UP AND APPEAR ALREADY

FUCK YOU

I have felt it but not seen it.

:3

SON OF A BITCH CAPSLOCK

>>515

I love the internet, in a bad way.

THE INTERNET ISN'T ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE

I can't think of anything to say.

:}

I am solemnly happy.

unang mossugh

:>}

:D

:O

Dear >>526

Fuck. You.

In a good way.

Well wishes,
Anonymous

I bet you that someone who saged had it
oh well

WE SHALL PREVAIL

>>388

>>533

>>530
How he do that?

>>535

1. click "More options..."
2. choose "HTML" where it says "Formatting:"
3. <a href="javascript&&#0;#x3a;alert('lol javascript')">lol</a>

DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK

Shit.

Oh hell it's red button moment. I might click the link...

I'm sorry.

I still can't think of anything to say.

are we still trying?

I don't know anymore.

I just don't know.

ID:QWpIaa1X

Oh my fucking god.

Oh my god.

Oh my tittyfucking god.

>>544
„Iaa“ ≠ „IAA“

>>545

penis

>>542

I came so close.

This is the training one must endure.

I will continue and one day hope to obtain some VIP of my own.

of course.

If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.

pray for mittens

ヽ(´ー｀)人(´ー｀)ノ

butts

Get #553

Butts

butts galore

:3

hey ho

bio dome

Sugoi!

DOZO

NANI??

lol

>>557
YO G

wait, what?

>>1san forgot to use text art formatting in their post.

Just passin' by, don't mind me getting VIP, DQN, or IAA on my ID ITT

i just searched like 8 forums looking for this thread and i know my id wont be it fuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

ps fuck captcha s

Fingers crossed!

Yes.

best luck for all future entrants

brb farming proxies

sup dawg i heard you like proxies so i put a proxy on your proxy so you can DQN while you DQN

HERE I GO AGAIN! FUCK YEA!

oh shit here I come

...

>>573
well, that's some original ID you have there.

GET

:3

hum..

balls to picasso

Let's not.

GEEEEEEEEEET

ahghgra

Another day, another neighbor's internet being stolen

get

>>590 GET Y'ALL!!

hurr

I'm stealing yet another neighbor's wireless. The only ones close to me are encrypted with WPA which I have yet to crack, and all the WEP networks show up off and on.

> WPA which I have yet to crack,

I've found that a pipe wrench works quite well for cracking things like that.

◔ ω ◔

VIP, DQN, or IAA get!

trees

here it is

ｗ０ｗ

I hate myself and want to die.

fow

so ronery ;_; STILL AND PROPABLY FOREVER ;_______;

xcvbn

(Ｔ_Ｔ) Grandpa, other threads are pushing and ignoring us. SO SAD.

ID:Heaven

niggerniggernigger

kind of annoying

i am expecting great things

Cheque expected by tomorrow kthanks

new internet

If I don't get this I will kill myself.

Hold it; not ready to die just yet...

Hanging in there ;____;

nipah

We already got it.

It's old news. Nothing to see here. Move along...

>>613
Phutoau!

New~ IP

Fuck it

cunt sneeze

Yarrrr!

Two words.

Why do we do this?

>>622
to help grandpa

this is

such

(・∀・) Now we will roll!

For Grandpa!

well

Let's do this.

I LOVE U THIS WILL WORK BEcAUSE IT SI DEsTINEYD

The strongest adult bulletin board in Japan
http://www.y-bbs.net/

Negronic generaition rocks

KANWP

bored @ work

bored @ home

also bored@home

doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well

This board is like a retarded DQN. That's saying something

i won

sign

under the moon loli to issho

in miku-chan's shimapan

miku-chan is mai waifu

SO BORED

will this work

I'm so lonely...

http://twitter.com/#!/Gayshoki

WHERE'S THE HOPE.

Ficken?

>>649
Bei mir oder bei dir?

why

>>650
(・∀・)

test

I will finally end this thread.

By having VIP, DQN or IAA on my ID!

siquution!

ADDDDDICTED

(・∀・) another failed day

I already posted in this thread from this IP

Who do you think you are?

hello

Has anyone at this IP posted in this thread yet?

WHERE ARE YOU

test again

My transcendence is undeniable

>>663
A cow is fine too

mhmm cow, nom nom

>>665
B-back off, it-it's not like I want you to eat me or anything...

thread of the beast

www^w

What the hell, I'll try from a different IP

test

How exciting! I'm shaking with anticipation!

(・∀・) geeeet!

It's DQ(ry

please

test again

YES DO IT I AM THE ONE

wwww

>>677
Tea?

>>678
Don't mind if I do, thanks.

Uguu~

>>678

∧＿∧
( ´･ω･)
( つ旦O　∫　
と＿)＿)　旦　

w w w w

>>682　ｂａｋａ　ｇａｉｊｉｎ　ｓａｍｅ

ok

てすと

Let's dance.

Hurr

But I poop from there

I AM
GOD

test again

Hurr

?!

ｗｗｗ

FREE PEOPLE

★☆★

☆★☆

★★☆

ሴሴ

orz

zro

OTZ OTZ OTZ

>>694

I want free people. I'm tired of paying high prices for them.

（　´∀｀）

(ﾟ∀。)

∴∵∴

i like mittens

ヾ（　´∀｀）ゝ

Posting from a new IP! In Japan!

（　・∀・）

（　・∀・）

⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃

（●）（●）

(➈_➈)

（´Д｀ ）

（´∀｀ ）

>>708
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ ＼ / ＼/ ＼/ ＼

（・Д・ ）

Thread Stop everywone go home and be family man

(◕ ◡ ◕)

（　＾ω＾）

I like this website because I call say words like faggot and shit without being harassed about it

( ﾟдﾟ )

ero ero~

( ・ω・)

>>724 is a rogeu

⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃

Bump?

I definitely won't lose!

（●） 　（●）

　ﾄｪｪｪｲ
　｀ﾆﾆ´

>>730
>>731
Impressive

I can change my IP by restarting my router

captcha: theass

H-here I go!

＿＿＿＿

¿

¡

~

moguth

ah~

This is a post.

testing :3

Hopin'n'testin'

kiddo

Alright.

Test.

Shoot~

bang

Single straight white male seeks intelligent, articulate Domme or switch F to experiment with. I've never done this before but I've been curious about it all my life. I am somewhat more attracted to Asian and black women than to white women (ladies of Japan: うほ, いい 女! HELLO JAPANESE! I AM HAPPY YANKEE! ^________^), but I will certainly consider all offers. Would especially like to meet kinky female dentist or doctor to experiment with certain kinds of medical play.

Sexually submissive but NOT a masochist.

420-friendly but cannot provide.

>>751
rightest snake-in-the-grass counterrevolutionary bourgeois reactionary swamp-monster capitalist-roaders deserve nothing but suffering! Tumble down with the capitalist superstructure to a revolutionary grave!

well

let's give this another try...it's been awhile

test

This doesn't mean anything.

Let's do this!

Has anyone gotten this yet?

I know I am the one. I can feel the magic in me.

fingers crossed that the landlord reset it

Let's take a shot at this.

Bleh.

This is for the sake of DQN!

Here I go!

One day.

but of course, not today.

uhhh

Come ooonnn...

xyzzy

fsd

This thread is the only reason I come to this board.

!!

ww

fsdf

Swing

http://bit.ly/JROv52

lalala

woosh

fsdlkj

new

lol @ this still being the only active thread on this board
i haven't visited this board in over a year

782 posts and it's still not been found.

>>783
We'll get there.

Let's do this.

LEEROY JENKINS!

woooooosh

unfof

HUEHUEHUEHUA

I wonder if my ISP changed my IP yet

Ditto.

Will it happen? DONGS

sfd

>>792
It's a less than one in ten thousand chance for each ID. We could be trying for quite a while.

dum de dum ... wtf, this is the fifth time in two days that my captcha has been "garetion".

It'd be funny if the algorithm used to generate IDs somehow made this impossible.

>>796
I would not be too surprised if this turned out to be the case.

Boing!

Welcome to Zozo! Everyone here so honest leh!

>>800 posts later and it still has not happened.

ALSO GET

Hullo.

dup

Just noticed IAA isn't listed on iichan's sidebar.

Ikuyo

Ganbatte!

Huh

レーザーディスクは何者だ!?

heaven

re

えいっ、えいっ、このっ！！

Hi I'm new here

>>811
hello welcome to the websight :-)

Halo thar.

try

helo

More than 800 posts and it still has not happened.

>>816
Haha that said Cry.

>>817
Crew sees crying knees?

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog, tripped, and did a front flip. The lazy dog lifted his head to see what all the ruckus was about, but, being lazy, decided he did not care.

Foxes are rude.

hontoni

here we go!

Think of all the days you didn't try this. I'll bet one of those would have gotten it.

http://2nd.geocities.jp/jjjikokkj

Get off the table, cat.

TJKEDASJ

TJKEDASJ

sweet trip

a Korean　eat feces
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P6ATLI8RxOk

Shiggy wiggy.

posting in a thread

Ditto.

posting from work

posting from home

Powerslide.

None yet.

Come on.

whoosh

I hope this works!

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Never give up.

What the fuck will we ever do if we get it?
What happens if we get it in THIS POST?

I don't know

>>845

>Dqf

So close.

>>845
We almost got it!

YES

This thread is bakas!

>DQp

Now you're just teasing us!

Please!

This time...

Will this thread close as soon as somebody gets it? I can't wait to find out.

Nobody will get it.

>>854
All you have to do is believe!

>>855
No, I don't have to. I've seen the end of this thread.

Yesyesyesyesyes aaarg

Trying

I think I can I think I can I think I can

i really want to make this happen

nope

fepime

DO IT

Hi

I wish to get a cool ID.
it would make me and others happy.

>>865
ID threads don't work like that. The best anyone has gotten in this thread is "Sex", but it was gay "Sex" so it doesn't count.

Sex GET!

vip

Swing!

...and a miss.

All the days I've missed. All those opportunities.

I don't remember if I've already posted in this thread.

COOKIE DON'T FAIL ME THIS TIME

I would like a cookie.

please i just want an X in there, please.

>>875
Congratulations!

Zoom.

VIP GET.

This time? Oh please be this time.

If at first you don't succeed, try using your mobile

VIP? Fuck that, my ID says VIPPER!

Lucky Channel says YES!

fingers crossed

DQN GET!

Go!

Maybe.

Calling it.

I got "App", at least.

That's a trendy word.

Wooo.

because captcha says "yaigness"

shoyscment!

Gogogo.

I mustered up the nerve to go outside DQN for once, and I'm going to try my luck here.

I got a new IP, I guess I should see what it says.

>>894
I got "Qn", I guess 2 out of 3 isn't bad.

Go

Maybe it will work NOW!

What a time to be alive.

this is

cheers

when will this end. captcha says "sumeer", so in summer, maybe?

yep

Go!

Oh, gentlemen!

Let's go!

>>890
Mine says "Yugeness". Maybe they're cousins?

Less than 100 fail posts left before this thread ends!

lucky?

I feel sad that nobody has gotten one yet.

Only 89 more tries!

This will be the one!

Wooo!

GET!

test

testo test

917

Go!

GET

(´･ω･`)

｡ﾟ(ﾟ● ω ●ﾟ)ﾟ｡
sitting in my wireframe garden, hoping for a vip or a z

test

∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ

テス２

oh hi

One of these days.

北

GET!

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>>930
oh gosh I'm sorry the shame of forgetting that it's wakabamark not BBcode

Going for it...

Weird, it seems my captcha is "deoge" every second post. It's probably just coincidence though.

Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultural.

Looks like this is the end.

My captcha is wordace. I feel special.

get

gfx

yes

PLEASE DONT FAUL ME

WE CAN DO IT IF WE TRY

did I win?

GET

blaw

Bring it

Victory

get

it wants to be here

it wants to be me

G-get?

Maybe one day.

get

teg

Forgot to remove my sage.

I've got it

pines

hey guys what is going on in this thread

Dissonance and abstraction.

Pénis

please, I've had a horrible day and it would be nice to get it

Never ever.

test

whoa

let's go for the full combo

hmm

bam

Imagine if someone has gotten it, but it's now long forgotten that they ever did.
Lost to the sands of time. That'd be sad.

vip, iaa, or dqn will not be in this ID

Hey!

GET

bun

here we go

I've been writing from Japan
We want to be an American of great people and friends
Look at my website, and I think I want to know the Japan of that
Thank you
http://kyuuzin.ninja-web.net/

so many years..

⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃

I think one of the posts in this thread was mine but can't remember which.

it's never going to happen

nope

Maybe!

I have a good feeling one of them will show up in part III

nope.

new year VIP ID

Let's do this!

could it be?

now

Surely...

This time it's gonna happen, just you wait!

I'll test.

I'm gonna try

hoping for dqn

Not yet, maybe now, not really, possibly though.

I will be the one to get it!

Thread's about to die... Maybe this time?

one post closer to 1000.

The following ids were found at: http://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1227296353/
3 ID:QWpIaa1X
The following ids were found at: http://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1312320858/

	ID:BuVvIpFn

The following ids were found at: http://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1267903826/
2 ID:Yk94iAA/
The following ids were found at: http://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1171804402/

	ID:NVip7RVK

How about now?

Maybe this time!

Only a few more tries.

Oh well

rip thread