The race card is something you play when you need to get ahead.

If this guy is hispanic or what lesser people my call a spic. Then he needs to grow a greasy mustache and go up to predominately white girls and say "'ey, bay bee....wha's you say we go out sometime. Come on gorgeous don't be stuck up." It would help if he had a hippie friend to go along with him.

I have played the Race Card many times to much success.

However, if he is fat and wapanese and still spanish then he probably looks like Luiz Gusman. The fat puerto rican guy from Boogie Nights. Not even in the deleted scenes did this man get anywhere near being laid.

So please, play the race card. It is your only hope.