Okay, Ese. First of all -I- did not call you a spic. All right? I just said that LESSER PEOPLE might call you one. And mexican, spanish, puerto rican...they are all the same thing except for those goddamned Colombians.
Anyways. I gave you advice, and you might not be wapanese, but me calling you that was part of your warrior training. Also, I'm not afraid of you maiming ME because you're probably too fat and slow.
I'm not trying to hurt you 15, I'm trying to HELP YOU. YO TE AYUDAR!!! COMPRENDE!?
If you played the Race Card, you'd be swimming in bitches. But you haven't and probably won't. Here's a spanish word that might help you....CERVEZA! That'll get you laid. Oh wait, you're 19. ok ...never mind that. How about this....make friends with a real hippie. Call him "The Man". Rename yourself Pedro. THIS WORKED FOR CHEECH AND CHONG. And they got all kinds of ass.
Just let me help you, 15.