Is 'Ulrich' the new name for troll? (13)

1 Name: Ulrich1 : 2006-05-23 19:23 ID:ASclgj/y

Let this topic be filled with Ulrichs.

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-23 19:45 ID:hM4okV6D


To answer your question, not quite. I believe the literal translations is "One who is a self-righteous dumbass, or one whom engages in acts of self-righteous dumbassery.

3 Name: Ulrich3 : 2006-05-23 19:58 ID:ASclgj/y

I couldn't have said it better.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-23 20:31 ID:Heaven

Dear Ulrich,

It appears you are no longer wanted on this board by the rest of the people that use it. Do yourself a favour, leave now before they start a witch hunt on you and everything gets fubar.

~ Anonymous

5 Name: Admirable Secret!3pI2s8EqCA : 2006-05-23 21:48 ID:hM4okV6D

I see that Anonymous still hasn't forgiven Ulrich as of this moment.

Now why do you suppose that is?

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-23 22:07 ID:k2EfDBfF

This is a text of Ulrichs. I tried to rig it in order to make it ridiculous, but I had to stop halfway... I wonder if people even notice which parts were modified. I wanted to make fun of this text by exaggerating the style, but it is actually impossible. You can only reduce it :(
Here goes.

My opinion of the world…

The world is a dark wasteland. One ensnared by deception and despair. Paranoia is constant and the turmoil of the land is infinite. Human beings are inexplicitly weak and multilaterally saliferous. They indulge themselves in the pleasures of the world with their deceptively complacent life styles.

Life is barren. Hatred is concealed within the soul, but is usually unleashed as a hail of merciless abuse. I think only of the negative aspects of the world, for the malicious intent is much higher than the benevolent characteristics. I do not “worry” about my brethren. I only think of what they do because they ARE my brethren. The same life form. In solitude one learns to expunge his unexacerbated hormones. Life forms.

All in correlation with flexibility of emotions and behavior. Chaos dominates the land. Nothing is rigid. My dick never will be either. The world. Even the universe. The multi-verse is full of various things, hatred being one of which. From a philosophical perspective, I know how the world is (yet my mommy thinks otherwise), which is deprived of any sense of virtue. Only the fragments of hope instilled within few people. Either individually, or those collectively in a religious sect. As long as hate exists, nothing else matters. Humanity is vulgar in apocalyptical teacup.

What is worldly is everywhere. Intricately interwoven in the very being. Of life. As such I understand the wordly. I must and do with fervor.

Love is supposedly a benevolent and gratifying emotion. Yet, love in this world is a comical joke. Love conceals lust. Lust is the true, deceptive form of love. The whole world writhes with this thought. Human beings do not “love” one another. They wish only for gratification. Impeccable pleasure. From a worldly outlook, this speculation is highly accurate. I know. Love is comprised of three components. Passion, commitment and infatuation. A true love that is difficult to attain.

Religion is the major source of spite. An individuals “opinion” is the dominating factor. Various Religions dislike one another due to their principles or opinions of one another. I highly disapprove of Religion because of this. The only thing I believe in is God; nothing more or less. The destructive properties of one’s opinion can be devious.

Well, from analyzing this information you may come to the conclusion that I am an enigma, or that I am problematic. That prediction is obvious though, and I myself occasionally think I am insane in this corrupted world at times. My sympathy for my fellow brethren has been eradicated, with the exception of my comrades. My loyalty does not waver.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-23 22:20 ID:k2EfDBfF

btw, I buy my pure facts at the friday-morning market

8 Name: Ulrich : 2006-05-23 23:19 ID:Heaven

It's like highly concentrated comedy right out of the package. The good thing is you can just search the thread for something he said and use it as a reply to anything else because it doesn't have to make sense, much like the original replies.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-24 00:55 ID:Heaven

Ulrich is dumb. This is not an opinion, which is all you ignorant fools have to argue with. I have analyzed this, and it is a fact.

Someone should make a joke about how you wish Ulrich's mother was as much of a barren wasteland as Earth is, so we wouldn't have had to deal with him. I won't do it!

10 Name: Mireille guy : 2006-05-24 02:58 ID:Heaven

>>6 and >>9 OMFG PRICELESS. lmao
>>8 Ulrich's idiocy is like... becoming a meme.

11 Name: Admirable Secret!3pI2s8EqCA : 2006-05-24 05:31 ID:hM4okV6D

If I see that fucking cat ONE MORE TIME...

12 Name: hcirlU : 2006-05-24 07:49 ID:jSP8RX2B


13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-03-12 15:15 ID:Shfw1RAQ

dicks out for Harambe

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