I used to have long hair. I decided to get it cut one day. Now everyone showers me with compliments, but nothing else has changed. I'm still just the same. I'm kind of pissed that I didn't get it cut sooner, sounds like I actually would've had some opportunities in college if I had short hair.

Long hair must scream, "dirty, lazy, pot-smoking, unemployed, won't get a job, liberal, hippie" to everyone...unless you're a rockstar or successful artist of some sort.