which one should i choose?? (19)

1 Name: fart man : 2006-12-29 11:33 ID:0E6Lv0E3

well, im 31yrs old now and so far, i have 3 girl friends.But now im wondering which one to choose. ok, one is very beautiful and quiet(i love it), another speaks a lot but very educated and smart. Also beautiful. another isnt
beautiful like those other 2, but has very sexy body, and she is a house wife(sounds so sexy to melol). the other is very nice one to talk with, has huge tits and also a house wife, but living so far away that i cant see her so often.

the reason why ive got to choose one is matter of time management. having 4 at the same time, and see them regularly is very tiring. the most beautiful one, beautiful and smart, nice to talk with and sexy, or big tits but living far away.. which one of them should i choose? any sorts of advise wanted.

2 Name: fart man : 2006-12-29 11:34 ID:0E6Lv0E3

sorry, a typing mistake. the first line. not 3, but 4

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-29 14:53 ID:Heaven


4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-29 17:36 ID:KBE8fr5I

Even though I think you're a bitch, I'll indulge you. It seems like you're just looking for someone to bang, honestly. If that's the case, go for the one most accessible. If you want an actual relationship, I'm sorry to say that none of them fits the criteria. You don't seem to be emotionally attached.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-30 08:04 ID:Heaven

i think you don't have girl friends and you are just bsing here. get a better hobby.
if you are being honest, then go with >>4 's advise, s/he is right.

6 Name: fart man : 2006-12-30 09:44 ID:0E6Lv0E3

well, u r actually right. im 31(thats for sure),but ive never had a girlfriend in my life, and consequently ive never had sex with girls eithier. what i said in >>1 was just my wishes.

im already 31, and im so worried about having had no girl friends at all.(in my entire life!!) i dont end up with being called "fart man" i wanna be a "real idol" of girls!!

well what should i do?? any sorts of advice wanted.

7 Name: TEENAGER : 2006-12-30 09:54 ID:rF6yMUn2

Try to approach these women.
Treat them with respect. (Seriously, your OP made you sound like a real dweeb)
Ask one out.

8 Name: fart man : 2006-12-30 10:58 ID:0E6Lv0E3

Profit. but im so shy and have no confidence.. i look aweful, like a monster and also, im moms boy.. to be honest...ive had physical contact(in a sexual way) with my mom a few times(not many times!!). i know its wrong, and i dont want to do it anymore(i swear)

"Treat them with respect" is easy for me i guess. i always respect girls, but "Try to approach these women" is the hardest part in the first place. i had always been picked on by girls(and guys) through my school yrs. they jumped on me or sometimes even punched in my face. they have always been toadstools(looks attractive but harmful) all my life.

ive always believed only my mom. shes done whatever i wanted to(including the sexual thing as i mentioned earlier). i know its time to change myself, but i have no confidence at all

to gain enough confidence, what should i do?? any advice wanted

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-30 19:33 ID:eVsdYrvg

>>8 Are you being serious? I can't tell anymore.

10 Name: fart man : 2006-12-31 08:40 ID:0E6Lv0E3

[Are you being serious?]
yes i am very serious. u know although i bluffed in >>1, >>8 is the reality... i cant mentaly (physically, i swear i wont do it anymore) shake off my mom

i really do not have any confidence with approaching women at all. give me a hand with profittable advice.. for gods sake

11 Name: TEENAGER : 2006-12-31 09:10 ID:rF6yMUn2

in during the prologue of Red Dragon/Silence of the Lambs or something. [Not Hannibal, but rather like the dude from RED DRAGON]

But in all seriousness, cast away your beliefs and just fucking go for it. Take a jump into change and the rest will go naturally.
Because this IMMA CHARGING MY CONFIDENCE is simply bullshit, you are simply stalling yourself D: (Oh I know)

Also stop fucking spamming the threads with your hopes getting some tits and ass. First get a girl.

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-31 10:39 ID:Heaven


Please don't feed the troll.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-01 02:28 ID:FicPiMwx

Hey >>1 !!

Stop trolling.
If u want cheap thrills, then talk to Mr Winky!!

14 Name: fart man : 2007-01-01 15:57 ID:0E6Lv0E3

please, dont get so angry, because as to what i said in >>6 is real. i really wanna be an idol.

so please stop farting on "fart man" and give me some good advice.

15 Name: iheartyou : 2007-01-01 17:53 ID:DZfRRvl5

seriously. just go with what your instincts tell you, and do it!!!! like someone already said above, your just stalling when you try to get your confidence up, self esteem, watever. it'll come naturally as you go. if you spot a girl you like, or that seems interesting/interested, just go up to her and start talking, flirting by making suggestive eye contact, etc.

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-01 22:05 ID:Heaven

Or you could just go get back into your hugbox and leave the internets alone.

17 Name: fart man : 2007-01-02 00:01 ID:BnPLYgFV

can we ulrich this guy off the internet please? thanks

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-02 07:49 ID:Heaven

As soon as he's erased from my mind someone brings him up!

19 Name: fart man : 2007-01-02 11:19 ID:0E6Lv0E3

oh my god...whats going on here.. a lot of unhappy pple and another fart man...

im i being ur idol? or just being picked on like i was in my school yrs...?

well i said give me good advice to "become an idol". stop picking on me. or u hardly find good advice because u have never had a girl friend and only wank in ur room??

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