Good Evening everybody. Many years ago I experienced something very heart breaking and from this is I never recovered. I didn't know who else to tell it to but I felt I had to tell someone about it so I decided to tell it here.
I was in high school at the time and I was hopelessy in love with a girl in my year level name Jessie. I had deep feelings for her but she unfortunalty did not know I existed. She was a very sweet person who always had a friendly smile on her face. I dreamed we would be together everynight when I was asleep and I daydreamed about her while at school. I really wanted nothing more than to tell her how beutiful she looked and hold her gently in my arms. But still, she never looked in my direction twice >_<
I was quite shy and never had the courage to revieal my feelings for her. One day I decided that enouth was enouth and that I would tell Jessie about how I felt for her. I gathered as much courage as I could for the next day when I would finally tell Jessie about my ultimate love for her.
At school the next day, I nervously walked up to Jessie during Biology class and said to her "Jessie, there is something I need to tell you. It is very imprtant. Could you meet me at the top of the school building at lunchtime today to talk?" She smiled and said she would love to. I felt very excited and joyful for the rest of the lesson ^_^.
I waited at the top of the school building for her at the start of lunch, sweating a puddle of water from my shear nervousness of mucking it up. I took a deep breath and relaxed while I looked at the beutiful scenery below me. Jessie came through the door of the building and approched me with a big smile on her face like always. We exchanged breif chit-chat amongst ourselves before I finally said "Jessie, The reason why I asked you to come up here today was because I wanted to tell you something very important. You see, for many years now I have had feelings for you and I like you alot. I have very passionate feelings for you and I would love nothing better than to get to know you better. So I wanted to ask you, will you be my girlfriend Jessie?"
>>10-11 also forgot to hide his ID.
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That was great
Your next challenge is to learn how to spout memes with wit.
I see 99 millionz and 900billions but no 9000?
Definitely not delicious, nor worth copypasta-ing.
Do you have no simpathy for this poor man?
This poor soul had the local football team mine for gold in his azz.......IN HIS AZZ!?!!?!
>>1
I really do feel sorry for you. you must have been through alot and the pain must be horrible for you.
Don't be discouraged. I am sure you will find a girl who will not treat you so badily. All you need to do is keep searching ^_^.
This kind of reminds me of the time when I proposed to my girlfriend for marraige. She put a gun to my head and made me have gay, sweaty buttsecks with Auther, Clifford the big red dog and steve and Blu from Blues Clues. After that she made us all make a large mountain of poopy with our butts and rolled us up in the poopy and made us eat the poopy and we were all very smelly so she called Drew Pickles over on her mobile phone and he showered us in cum with his 300 mile long cock to clean us all off.
Fun Times! ^_^