I recently pulled a very beautiful girl I had fancied for ages on a night out and we ended up going back to her place.
I’d wanted to nail this girl for months so I was under a bit of pressure to perform. After some awkward fooling around and uncomfortable sex I was spent.
I didn’t really know what to do so I decided it was better to leave. I don’t know what came over me but for some reason I stood up, shook her hand (yes shook her hand) and said: “Well played,” before walking out of the door with my trousers under my arm.
I honestly don’t know why I did it but as soon as I left I dropped to my knees in embarrassment and cried like a girl. I really want to see this girl again but she won’t speak to me. What can I do?
>>1-12
Well played, guys, I LOL'd.
>>1
WHAT THE HELL?! I can't believe you did that. I laughed so hard when I read it. In any case, listen to >>2. Did /b/ put you up to it? I wonder what she thinks... maybe she thinks she's sexually inadequate and your "well played" was sarcastic?
In any case, I think the phrase "hahaha oh wow" works perfectly here.
Also, listen to >>2.
You've blown it. For both your dignity, move on.