Talk to girls who can't get up and leave, like during class. But really more sound advice is for you to just sit tight and go to a big University next year. Bigger schools mean that you only have to deal with the people you choose to, and there will be a much wider variety of people there who don't know a thing about you.
I support >>3 and >>5 as well. If all the fish in your small school really are as bad as you described then find something other then girl prospects to focus on. Try learning and instrument or writing a short story or draw etc.