Every male(hetero male) wants to meet girls. Get dates. Get laid.

That's nice. That's fine. But I think you need to get a grasp of the big picture first.

Now I know we all get sic/k/ and tired of lame stuff. We all wanna get our rocks off, we all want all this and all that. Well..

It's like this see.....You have to know what you want before you can get it.

First of all, evaluate yourself. No matter how creepy, depressing, and depraved you are. You CAN get some girlies. Legitimately!

But first some ground rules:

Keep it legal.

Don't spend any money.

Be Yourself.

WHAT?! Madness, you say. Well....not really.

First of all you need to remember that girls are not some scary creature. They can't do anything to you but chump you out in public. If you are really cool, that wouldn't matter. Remember, some girls are just bitches. That's GOOD. That lets you know that you don't really want anything to do with them. No girl is worth losing money or sleep over. None. No girl is too pretty for you to talk to.

"Hey Hotaru, do looks matter?"

Yes. For a girl. For a guy, not really. Two arms, two legs, a head, and a dick are all a guy needs. Now...if you smell bad, or dress like a bum(like a REAL bum), don't wash, or are obviously diseased then well...that won't be in your favor. Girls HAVE to look pretty. You are the bee, they are the flower. Lots of fat guys and ugly guys running around with females. Think about it. Most girls WANT a guy. They are just playing their gender role. YOU have to take the initiative.

"Hey Hotaru, I gotta be rich don't I?"

Um. No. I'm not destitute, and I'm not a millionaire and not once has the issue of money ever come up. Girls do want stabilitiy and they want something enjoyable. They aren't looking for a job, they are looking for a mate. You can throw all the money at a woman and she still won't do what you'd like or make you happy.

"Hey Hotaru, I'm an XX-year old virgin"

So? That doesn't matter. The only person that needs to know that is YOU unless you decide otherwise. Most girls don't care. The ones that do are whorish and slutty and everyone's had a turn. You are what you are for a reason. Either your own doing or something else. If you really want to stick your dick in another human being. Fine. If that's ALL you want. Sex really isn't a main priority in a meaningful relationship, sad to say.

Sex can be good, fun and all that, but only if there's an emotional pay off. I'm here to tell you from hard won experience that if all you are looking for is to get your rocks off, then perhaps you should just stick to masturbation. It's more gratifying and less painful than just fucking a girl just to fuck her.

"Hey Hotaru, do my clothes matter?"

Yes, kind of. Not so much brand names, but rather you want to look at least neat and not color blind. Try to match your clothes, keep them clean and tuck in your shirt and pull up your pants.

Cont...

"Hmm....It's starting to look like clothes, money, and everything else doesn't matter."

That's because it doesn't. It really doesn't. There really is no secret, like that faggot on that show "The Pick Up Artist". Yeah you could do that if all you want to attract are shallow whores and tacky bitches. I guess the only thing you can really do is just live your life, do the things you like, and talk to everybody.

I don't recommend bars or clubs because the only thing you know off the bat about those kinds of people is that they like to drink, smoke, carouse with strangers, and are probably not the most moral of people.

Do the things YOU enjoy. Your hobbies, your life. I don't recommend meeting people at your work because you don't want to mix business and pleasure(and besides in my work the only people I ever had to look at were a bunch of mangy characters with assault rifles, and even now hood rats and ghetto mongers).

If you are religious, go to church. But don't go to church just to pick up girls. Go to church because YOU want to go and because YOU want to worship your God. If you meet a nice lady there, fine. The absolute worst thing you can do is start a relationship on a lie. Which brings me to...

"Hey Hotaru, should I 'embellish' myself for the ladies?"

You mean like an "avatar"? Most certainly NOT. In fact, I'd actually advise you to DOWNPLAY a lot of that stuff. Like, I never ONCE have brought up to a girl unless I really got to know her that I'd been in Africa, Kosovo, and Iraq as a contractor. Nor my job in "Urban Community Relations" when I still lived in Germany. They ask me what I do/did, I say "stuff, boring stuff...let's talk about something fun". You will not impress a girl with all kinds of bullshit. They don't care about that. The ones that do are no good for you anyways. They only like you for what you do, not who you are.

cont.

"Hey Hotaru, what are good pick up lines?"

Pick up lines? Are you kidding me? Let me put it to you this way: What if some girl came up to you and said "Hey Stud, did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?"

Sure, your dick might prick up, but think deeply on this. You are going to be slightly suspicious. You are going to think 'Gee, what does this girl want...I mean REALLY want?"

How about just introducing yourself to someone and making a new friend at first. No need to come on needy or strong. Another thing, don't plan the wedding and honeymoon halfway into the first sentence you speak to her. Baby steps.
Here's a flowchart in priority:

You want to know her name
You want to know more about her personality
You want to know what she likes
You want to know if she wants to see you again
You want to know when she can see you again.

So far, that's your priority. This really isn't hard or rocket science. Remember you aren't just looking for pussy, you want someone you can at least have some fun with.

"Hey Hotaru, does it matter how many girls I've slept with?"

That's between you and God. Frankly, I don't think quantity of sexual partners means a person is all that great. It just means they don't mind jamming their dick into a stranger.

Even if you sleep with ONE girl, and it's one you really love, then actually that's really, really good.

I've been on this shitty planet for a few years...I'm still in single digits. I've had a lot of girlfriends, friends who were girls, and female acquaintances, but only six I can say I've ever been intimate with. And actually I kind of regret doing it with THAT many.

Remember, sex is primarily for reproduction. Unless you are willing to reproduce with the other person, then I wouldn't recommend it.

Sex has become popularized through television and a skewered outlook on life. Sex is the LEAST important thing in a meaningful relationship with a girl. Whoever tells you otherwise is frustrated and has control issues.

The MOST important thing is trust and happiness.

You have to ask yourself this question: Do you want a comrade or a fuck buddy?

I'd rather have a comrade, between you and me.

Remember we are all going to grow old, sick, and we will one day die. Past the years of our youth, we won't even be capable of sexual activity. But we'll still be alive. Don't you want someone you can talk to and be with, and not regret spending your time or life with them?

Lots of guys I know have married out of lust, not love. They all got divorced.

I'm not married, came close once, but I'm not married and I never will. I never want to get divorced, even if it means never getting married.

Remember, you get married in church and divorced in COURT.

That's another good question..

"Hey Hotaru, does it matter how old I am?"

Nope. Gentleman's privilege. As a man, you can do whatever you want when you want it. Remember that book To kill a Mockingbird, with Atticus Finch? He was a late bloomer. Look at all these older guys with younger girls.

Men get better with age.

There are a lot of young girls who'd love to be with Robert Redford as he is today. But how many young guys would want to be with someone like Meryl Streep or whoever who was great looking once, but is old now?

Males age better. We can reproduce anytime. Females are on a clock. Don't sweat it.

Some people actually NEED more time, and those people usually end up doing even better.

There really is no secret to it, just be yourself. If you don't like yourself, then genuinely IMPROVE. Take a night class, go jogging, shave, or grow your hair. Whatever. If you can't like yourself then how can anyone else like you too?

But for a man, looks don't really matter. What matters is what kind of a man they are.

Think about it. Try it on.

Wtf is this shit.

Okay, so men should have standards, but women should take whatever piece of crap that comes their way? Sorry, this reeks of sexism. Fuck, I wouldn't want to date a girl that had no standards at all.

Any of your good advice is blinded by the fact that you're a moron. And who the fuck are you to be giving me advice, anyway?

>>5

You have completely missed the boat.

We ALL need standards, but some are different.

Men still have to be decent people. I just said looks aren't as important.

Men and women have two very starkly separate gender roles.

A female is more attracted to a man's utility than his ornamentality.

And who am -I- to be giving advice...

well, a feller who's actually had a few women in his life.

Just paying it forward.

Some More things to consider:

Women like a guy who can be witty/funny.

I don't mean like a comedian or someone who just tells jokes and makes nothing but light of everything.

Women want a guy who doesn't take himself so seriously and can make the best of a bad or even just boring situation.

It shows humility and resilience.

Also, Honesty. Honest people attract honest people. Think about it.

For a man looks really Don't matter. I'm not saying everything else doesn't matter, however.

If you aren't an honest, decent, semi-moral, and responsible man, then you don't deserve any one good. Sorry.

Females are pretty for a reason. To get you to talk to them.

Remember this whole "male shyness" is a fairly modern concept.

And I'm not saying that the only women you should even look at are beauty queens. They can be shallow.

I just said no girl is too pretty for you to talk to.

How far you wish to go is up to you.

Frankly I think all women are pretty in their own way. You just have to find something you like the most.

Just remember, looks fade. Personality rarely changes.