I should have been more specific: take a creative writing class. You'd probably be best off just joining a fantasy book club or something.
>Humble, upright, honest, dedicated
To the extent any human can be. I know I'm not the best person out there, but I'm proud of myself. I tell lies sometimes, but most are to protect me or another person (read: I have secrets, and I know secrets of others. I keep those secrets).
>not superficial
Check.
>generous
If I like you.
>likes to clean and cook
I can be a huge slob, but I love cooking. I'd expect my other half to hold up their part when cooking and cleaning though.
>has no problem following yet isn't afraid to speak her mind
On one hand, I want to go "Uhhh, what?" but on the other hand that does describe me. I have my beliefs, and I'll speak up for them, but if someone obviously knows what they're doing and I don't, I'll follow.
>down to earth, mild, loving, hospitable, forgiving, easygoing
That's me.
>family WAY ahead of friends
I have a wonderful family far enough away that I don't have to see them all the time. This is perfect.
>reasonably good looking, preferably virgin.
Check on both.
>Not a feminist
I believe men and women are different, but both have equal value. Is this feminism? I honestly don't know.
>Doesn't read beauty magazines and crap like that
I don't think I've ever seriously read a beauty magazine.
>Will not let the TV be a future babysitter
I'm not going to have kids until I am fairly sure that I can give them a good upbringing. This may mean I'll never have kids.
>Like the outdoors
Sometimes.
>spending time with the family
I get the feeling you're looking for a wife and mother, not just a girlfriend... I honestly can't answer this question, because I'm way too young to start thinking about family.
>Spends less than 5 minutes each day on makeup and shit (preferably, she doesn't even use it)
Check.
>Intelligent enough to know when to shut up, calm and gathered
I usually guard my words very carefully, but if I feel comfortable with you, I will carry on long conversations.
>Handy
Haha, no.
>Doesn't talk shit about anyone
I fail at this too.
>Proper, yet isn't uptight about anything
This is me, to an extent. How I act normally is quite different from how I act when I'm in a situation I'm comfortable with.
>Healthy sexdrive
Yeah.
>Finds personal satisfaction in pleasing others, while still having dignity to choose right above wrong
Yeah, but my version of right and wrong may differ drastically from yours...
>Sensibility above senses
I honestly have no clue what you mean...
>Doesn't assume to be half as good as this, but damn well strives to be
I am who I am, and I like to think I know who I am. Oddly enough, I don't even think most of these traits are my best traits.