That's a technique issue. And as was previously mentioned, this is something that's obviously out of your hands. Some women just aren't that good at putting on makeup, it's pretty much a form of artistry after all. But it won't stop them from putting it on. Case in point, many of my Japanese friends put on more makeup than I even realized was possible, but they're so good at it, it looks like they're wearing less than the average girl does.
Wow, did you misplace your ritalin? You sound like an incredibly lonely person.