www.moral-politics.com
A free, relatively brief and accurate (as far as I've seen, and I've taken it several times) test that shows your political ideologies. You can also see where various presidents place relative to each other and you.
Your Score
Your scored -4.5 on the Moral Order axis and -0.5 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
1. System: Liberalism
2. Variation: Moral Liberalism
3. Ideologies: Capital Democratism
4. US Parties: Democratic Party
5. Presidents: Jimmy Carter (96.88%)
6. 2004 Election Candidates: John Kerry (90.62%), Ralph Nader (90.62%), George W. Bush (53.54%)
Nolan charts were lame in http://4-ch.net/politics/kareha.pl/1140466967/, and they're still lame here.
This isn't an issues-based test, if you bothered to click on it. Half the criticisms apply to shit like abortion or gun rights, neither of which are explicitly asked in the test.
Those are not the only criticisms. Two-axes tests based on a small set of (usually loaded) questions just totally suck overall.
Your Score
Your scored 1.5 on the Moral Order axis and 2 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
System: Authoritarianism
Variation: Moderate Authoritarianism
Ideologies: Social Republicanism
US Parties: No match.
Presidents: Gerald Ford (76.93%)
2004 Election Candidates: John Kerry (73.39%), Ralph Nader (66.56%), George W. Bush (65.41%)
Statistics
Of the 175162 people who took the test:
0.2% had the same score as you.
14.8% were above you on the chart.
72.5% were below you on the chart.
22.6% were to your right on the chart.
71.7% were to your left on the chart.
Others
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For President and Candidates, the percentage measures the distance between you and them where 100% is a perfect overlap and 0% is the longest possible distance.
If you overlap two regions, they are both listed. So if you see both Liberalism and Conservatism, you are a "perfect" Centrist.
See the distribution for all respondents.
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Tell us what you think.
I am a Nihilist and I vote Republican.
Please leave us and return to your important work of killing illegal imigrants and Arabs, or more likelly making posts about such things on 4chan.
Dear 11,
You are a hippie. You probably think that we are the world and that it can be made a better place. It can't.
The only thing you can really do is find a niche, like a parasite or a tick, DIG IN and defend it the best you can.
Your starbucks coffee drinking, Kerry worshipping, tax and spend lifestyle is not the key to salvation. I do not want salvation.
The world is a rotting corpse. Live with it.
> The world is a rotting corpse. Live with it.
We're all going to die anyway. Jump a bridge today!
Yeah we all ARE going to die one day....
but that doesn't mean I'm going to commit suicide. It just means that I'm not going to care about everyone's problems because I hate society. All of these hornrimmed glasses wearing, Jon Stewart worshipping protohippies and their pipe dreams..... Who do you really think you are kidding? Do you honestly think a Democrat will really make things better? Raising taxes, progressive taxation, welfare doles, gun control, and forced public education and NO vouchers.
Screw that. Don't make me suffer with the rest of you. Tolerance, acceptance, progressive agendas...HA! I laugh at you. Trying to turn us into the great spaceship earth where everyone gets along...
lame. We are animals. We eat, we shit, we fuck, and we die. The best option is to save your money, neither a borrower nor a lender be, and don't rely on anyone else. Self sufficiency and territorialism is the only answer. It works for all animals from the ant to the lion. Stop encouraging the "underpriviliged" to keep crapping out kids that nobody wants, stop bussing ghetto kids to good schools where they bring their drugs, crime and bad influence with them, stop relying on the government so damn much for "intervention".
This is lame. There is no truth. There is no good. All we can do is hold to what we have and hang on for the duration.
No, you'll not see me jumping off any bridges. I'm dug in quite nicely and without pity.
Your Score
Your scored 0 on the Moral Order axis and 1.5 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
System: Socialism, Authoritarianism
Variation: Moderate Socialism, Moderate Authoritarianism
Ideologies: Social Democratism, Social Republicanism
US Parties: No match.
Presidents: Jimmy Carter (81.12%)
2004 Election Candidates: John Kerry (79.63%), Ralph Nader (73.39%), George W. Bush (63.76%)
Statistics
Of the 204540 people who took the test:
1% had the same score as you.
28.5% were above you on the chart.
64.3% were below you on the chart.
28.4% were to your right on the chart.
59.8% were to your left on the chart.
Others
Want to understand more what this all means? Then start with the Overview and step through the pages by clicking Next.
For President and Candidates, the percentage measures the distance between you and them where 100% is a perfect overlap and 0% is the longest possible distance.
If you overlap two regions, they are both listed. So if you see both Liberalism and Conservatism, you are a "perfect" Centrist.
See the distribution for all respondents.
Email the link to a friend.
Tell us what you think.
feck, I'm socialist.
Your Score
Your scored -4.5 on the Moral Order axis and 2 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
System: Socialism
Variation: Moral Socialism
Ideologies: Social Democratism
US Parties: No match.
Presidents: Jimmy Carter (90.89%)
2004 Election Candidates: Ralph Nader (92.03%), John Kerry (81.12%), George W. Bush (47.85%)
Statistics
Of the 205092 people who took the test:
1% had the same score as you.
16% were above you on the chart.
71.5% were below you on the chart.
77.2% were to your right on the chart.
16.1% were to your left on the chart.
Aw, I don't want to be a socialist... And Carter had no finesse. Then again, I could have become a conservative! Shudder
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>>17 is me
I dunno, maybe I am a more socialist in the British or European sense. I don't know what the American sense of the word "Socialist" means.
But as to my beliefs:
Government exists for the sake of its people. If the people of a nation are starving, or in danger, or being exploited, or something similar, the government is neglecting its duty. At the same time, the state itself may not abuse the public or the public trust. The government shouldn't be allowed to become currupted, and career politicians should be working for the common man, not the lobbiests or interest groups.
"Vox populi suprema lex esto" -- Missouri state motto, and beesides that a good model for government "The will of the people is the supreme law.
Your scored -5 on the Moral Order axis and 5.5 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
1. System: Socialism
2. Variation: Extreme Socialism
3. Ideologies: International Socialism, Activism
Sounds about right, as Spock said "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
Well what we have now certainly isn't working, so sorry if it offends you that we want to try something else that might work, as opposed to "staying the course" to destruction.
22
You remind me of every other granola eating hippie.
Trying to clutch and grasp onto the world without realizing that you really can't change anything or take it with you
I think that's nonsense. Every major turning point in human history has been caused by one person, or a small group of people. Your ability to change the world depends on how much you're willing to dedicate and sacrifice for it. The odds might only be one in six billion, but it's more than nothing at all.
I believe in individual freedom. Why cant I smoke what I want, say what I want or have a wank over what I want in the comfort of my own home? Because apparantly naked women having sex with horses is "obscene". Yeah, right.
Your Score
Your scored -3 on the Moral Order axis and 7 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
1. System: Socialism
2. Variation: Economic Socialism
3. Ideologies: International Socialism, International Communism
4. US Parties: No match.
5. Presidents: Jimmy Carter (68.75%)
6. 2004 Election Candidates: Ralph Nader (70.35%), John Kerry (60.23%), George W. Bush (36.26%)
Well... that seems quite right as I'm active in a socialist party =)
hmm, lots of socialists around here it seems.
Moderate Socialism / Social Democratism
>>26
I believe in individual freedom. Why cant I smoke what I want, say what I want or have a wank over what I want in the comfort of my own home? Because apparantly naked six year olds having sex is "obscene". Yeah, right.
fix'd
Your Score
Your scored -2 on the Moral Order axis and 2 on the Moral Rules axis.
Your Score
Your scored -0.5 on the Moral Order axis and 1 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
System: Socialism
Variation: Moderate Socialism
Ideologies: Social Democratism
US Parties: Democratic Party
Presidents: Jimmy Carter (83.91%)
2004 Election Candidates: John Kerry (82.74%), Ralph Nader (75.69%), George W. Bush (64.03%)
Statistics
Of the 277936 people who took the test:
1% had the same score as you.
30% were above you on the chart.
63% were below you on the chart.
28.6% were to your right on the chart.
59.4% were to your left on the chart.
Others
Your Score
The Social Democratic current came into being by a break within the Socialist movement in the early 20th century. One reformist group of Socialists rejected the idea of a Socialist revolution, and instead tried to achieve the Socialist ideals through Democratic means.
Social Democrats are in favor of a highly regulated Capitalist market economy, but with a strong and large government [Moderate Interdependence].
Social Democracy is often considered the most commonly embraced political ideology in the world.
Well, aparently I'm perfectly normal and average.
Your scored -3 on the Moral Order axis and 7 on the Moral Rules axis.
System: Socialism
Variation: Economic Socialism
Ideologies: International Socialism, International Communism
Mostly what I expected.
US Parties: No match.
well, it got that right.
Otherwise, it's totally off. Ordoliberal to the core, but it scored me Social Democrat. what?
>>Because apparantly naked six year olds having sex is "obscene". Yeah, right.
Wtf, you fucking pedo.
Your Score
Your scored 2.5 on the Moral Order axis and -3.5 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
System: Conservatism
Variation: Moderate Conservatism
Ideologies: Capital Republicanism
US Parties: Republican Party
Presidents: Richard Nixon (95.06%)
2004 Election Candidates: George W. Bush (87.12%), John Kerry (74.81%), Ralph Nader (57.50%)
Your Score
Your scored 4.5 on the Moral Order axis and -5.5 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
System: Conservatism
Variation: Extreme Conservatism
Ideologies: Conservative NeoLiberalism
US Parties: Republican Party
Presidents: George W. Bush (96.88%)
2004 Election Candidates: George W. Bush (96.88%), John Kerry (63.42%), Ralph Nader (45.42%)
Statistics
Of the 280597 people who took the test:
0.4% had the same score as you.
79.8% were above you on the chart.
15.8% were below you on the chart.
8.6% were to your right on the chart.
89% were to your left on the chart.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
1. System: Socialism
2. Variation: Extreme Socialism
3. Ideologies: International Socialism
4. US Parties: No match.
5. Presidents: Jimmy Carter (71.19%)
6. 2004 Election Candidates: Ralph Nader (74.81%), John Kerry (61.85%), George W. Bush (34.08%)
Fuck yeah!
All glory to the workers!
centrist, right in the middle
System: Liberalism
Variation: Economic Liberalism
Ideologies: Progressive NeoLiberalism
US Parties: No match.
Presidents: Ronald Reagan (86.74%)
2004 Election Candidates: John Kerry (80.24%), George W. Bush (73.12%), Ralph Nader (61.98%)
Your Score
Your scored -2 on the Moral Order axis and -1 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
System: Liberalism
Variation: Moderate Liberalism
Ideologies: Capital Democratism
US Parties: Democratic Party
Presidents: Jimmy Carter (90.12%)
2004 Election Candidates: John Kerry (93.75%), Ralph Nader (80.24%), George W. Bush (64.37%)
Statistics
Of the 283889 people who took the test:
0.9% had the same score as you.
48.5% were above you on the chart.
44.7% were below you on the chart.
48.6% were to your right on the chart.
30.6% were to your left on the chart.
>>14
I dont care if you call me an ass for this but, Isn't the conservatives that are trying to get the underprivlaged to screw (without protection) more just to have more future soldgers? So lets face it, my world views are not perfect, and nether are yours.
Also as far as our little sideshow that we refer to the war in Iraq goes. I'm not going to give flowers to some one that points a gun at me. But after years of failed stratagy and blant reliance of yes men. i would rather have a change up that gives a better chance of bringing about a better out come than continueing on a path that gets our butts kick more than seven ways from one sunday to the other.
Your Score
Your scored -2 on the Moral Order axis and 0.5 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
System: Socialism
Variation: Moderate Socialism
Ideologies: Social Democratism
US Parties: Democratic Party
Presidents: Jimmy Carter (90.89%)
2004 Election Candidates: John Kerry (88.10%), Ralph Nader (82.18%), George W. Bush (60.66%)
Your scored -4 on the Moral Order axis and 3 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
1. System: Socialism
2. Variation: Moderate Socialism, Moral Socialism
3. Ideologies: Social Democratism
4. US Parties: No match.
5. Presidents: Jimmy Carter (86.74%)
6. 2004 Election Candidates: Ralph Nader (87.50%), John Kerry (77.47%), George W. Bush (46.78%)
Boooo! USA politics! nothing to do with me. the result were fairly accurate.
This is a shitty test.
My personal values have nothing to do with my politics. I value traditionally conservative values with a slightly collectivist spin, and dislike excessive corporate greed/tyranny. I politically value a government that grants both economic and personal liberty, even if it doesnt produce my idea of a good time.
Your Score
Your scored -1.5 on the Moral Order axis and -7.5 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
System: Liberalism
Variation: Economic Liberalism
Ideologies: Ultra Liberalism
US Parties: No match.
Presidents: Ronald Reagan (83.17%)
2004 Election Candidates: John Kerry (74.81%), George W. Bush (69.22%), Ralph Nader (57.50%)
Statistics
Of the 287493 people who took the test:
0.3% had the same score as you.
95.8% were above you on the chart.
1.2% were below you on the chart.
40.6% were to your right on the chart.
51.3% were to your left on the chart.
Tests like these are an amusing waste of time, but I don't think they're much more than that.
Your scored 2 on the Moral Order axis and -6 on the Moral Rules axis.
System: Conservatism
Variation: Economic Conservatism
Ideologies: Conservative NeoLiberalism
US Parties: Republican Party
Presidents: Ronald Reagan (100%)
2004 Election Candidates: George W. Bush (86.02%), John Kerry (71.70%), Ralph Nader (53.02%)
I'm Republican! Alosme!
Your scored 3.5 on the Moral Order axis and 3.5 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
1. System: Authoritarianism
2. Variation: Moderate Authoritarianism
3. Ideologies: Social Republicanism
4. US Parties: No match.
5. Presidents: Gerald Ford (67.37%)
6. 2004 Election Candidates: John Kerry (62.37%), George W. Bush (61.85%), Ralph Nader (56.59%)
Your scored 0 on the Moral Order axis and 0 on the Moral Rules axis.
well that gives me and >>40 the option to call any of you extremists here completely wrong and disgusting.
Your Score
Your scored -2 on the Moral Order axis and 3.5 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
1. System: Socialism
2. Variation: Moderate Socialism
3. Ideologies: Social Democratism
4. US Parties: No match.
5. Presidents: Jimmy Carter (82.18%)
6. 2004 Election Candidates: Ralph Nader (79.15%), John Kerry (75.29%), George W. Bush (51.34%)
Your Score
Your scored -3 on the Moral Order axis and 4 on the Moral Rules axis.
Matches
The following items best match your score:
1. System: Socialism
2. Variation: Moderate Socialism, Economic Socialism
3. Ideologies: Social Democratism
4. US Parties: No match.
5. Presidents: Jimmy Carter (81.78%)
6. 2004 Election Candidates: Ralph Nader (81.25%), John Kerry (73.48%), George W. Bush (46.78%)
Not too surprised here.