ITT: Historical revisionism.

Coming from German descent, I can assure everybody that the Jewish Holocaust (unfortunately) never happened. Despite the mountains of evidence, I have found a few suspect photos and strange coincidences that fundamentally prove the Holocaust was a hoax. Those crazy Jews.

In other news, the U.S. Armed Forces have finally admitted that they were lying about supposed cruelties and forced marches perpetrated on POWs by the Japanese army in WWII. As it turns out, the Japanese were extremely gracious hosts who provided their "prisoners" with spacious personal quarters, ample amounts of virginal loli to service every need, and usually dined on kobe beef and buttered lobster with absolutely delicious bread rolls.

True story.