I'm sure there's a collective sigh of relief to never have to dumb down and read Swiftie boards or articles again.
I've been ashamed of my ability to hold my own in conversation with tweens.

With all the questions that arise wondering how he will recover, the only one I care about is;
Who will pity fuck him?
Can we finally see the triumphant return of the JArthy!

Thankyou P0rnhub for the funniest breakup tweet:
'Don't be sad @taylorswift13 there's plenty more fish in the sea. In the mean time, allow me to reinstate your P0rnhub Premium account.'