>>66 Aldeburgh has some of the best fish and chips anywhere (in summer there are huge queues outside the Golden Galleon the whole time it is open). TH's car is not worth the sacrifice, even though it is the most elegant thing that's been near TH's arse all summer.

Bon weekend to all!

My fav quotes include:

• 'have become showbiz's shining couple' - in what universe? More like showbiz's human dart boards.

• 'months of dinner dates' - well, I guess they have had dinner for the past 2 months. Occasionally it was together, along with the bodyguards.

• 'secret holidays' - SECRET!?!?

• 'Taylor loves British tea' - Yeah, she seems a real PG Tips sort of girl.

And finally nothing about this is official or exclusive. I imagine his +1 doesn't already have a name filled out...unless it's Luke's.