Hugh Laurie's speech was pitch perfect: "Picking up his third Golden Globe, he joked that it was an honour to receive an award from the Hollywood Foreign Press Association at the "last ever Golden Globes".

"I don't mean to be gloomy," he said. "It's just it has 'Hollywood', 'foreign' and 'press' in the title. To some Republicans even the word 'association' is slightly sketchy.

"I accept this award on behalf of psychopathic billionaires everywhere."

(Telegraph)