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秋深き (aki fukaki)
隣は何を (tonari wa nani wo)
する人ぞ (suru hito zo)
Baka baka bleak dispair
Neko neko everywhere.
Darkness fills the world with wai
Heart of pain is so kawaii.
Soul of anguish on chibi wings
Genki genki evil things.
Tormented heart oh so sugoi
Crushed beneath the dark yaoi.
Neko neko everywhere
Baka baka bleak dispair.
Freddy is a treasure
Ram Ranch
Hey, you retarded mongoloid, you stupid jerk, you know that's not how dialectics work, right? I didn't read EVERY FUCKING HEGEL BOOK THAT EXISTS TWICE to support your pseudo-Hegelian bullshit straight out of Fallout: New Vegas art hoe quality "OH I'M A TEMPORARY DIALECTRIC THINKER: THESIS, ANTI-THESIS, SYNTHESIS" right now. Stop passing Fichte off as a dialectical thinker and equivalent of Hegel; Fichte was a bitch and Schelling was sucking Hegel's dick VIGOROUSLY in Tübingen. If you had READ SOME OF STALIN you would know that Hegel's immanent criticism only goes back to the dialectics ONE PART of the construction of intuitive thought and consciousness. For fuck's sake, you're such a pseudo-intellectual, you're seriously fucking retarded. Do you think Hegel keeps the reflective understanding and academic mentality of "HURRRRRY BEING IS THE OPPOSITE OF NOT BEING" intact, lisencephalus? I bet you think that porn is dialectically turning you into a "volcano" and performing better in class, you pseudo-intellectual sperm-brain. Fuck you. Larpero motherfucker, fuck you and stop believing that Hegel postulates sensible certainty as a complete reality, and STOP THINKING THAT BEING IN AND FOR YOURSELF IS A NECESSARY NOUMENAL FUCK TO RETURN TO THE "UNITED" REASON.
>>7
solid poetic effort, but can't say I'm really a fan of free verse tbh
Love bade me welcome, yet my soul drew back,
Guilty of dust and sin.
But quick-ey'd Love, observing me grow slack
From my first entrance in,
Drew nearer to me, sweetly questioning
If I lack'd anything.
"A guest," I answer'd, "worthy to be here";
Love said, "You shall be he."
"I, the unkind, the ungrateful? ah my dear,
I cannot look on thee."
Love took my hand and smiling did reply,
"Who made the eyes but I?"
"Truth, Lord, but I have marr'd them; let my shame
Go where it doth deserve."
"And know you not," says Love, "who bore the blame?"
"My dear, then I will serve."
"You must sit down," says Love, "and taste my meat."
So I did sit and eat.
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
Shel Silverstein is best
>>6
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Shitting bananas out just before getting fucked
When you’re done with that, those cocks can be sucked
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Our transsexual monkeys hop from branch to branch
If you want your salad to taste well when it’s tossed, then get your Ram Ranch Dressing from girly cocks
Ready to provide some ladyboy love from our battalion, Big Dick Daphne will ride you like a stallion
Big ass, big tits, big lips, big dicks
At Trans Trench, you don’t have to pick
Blurring the lines between man and bitch
After your visit, you won’t know which is which
50 big booty trannies in the kitchens at Trans Trench
Shitting bananas out just before getting fucked
When you’re done with that, those cocks can be sucked
Versatility and Infertility at Trans Trench
Our transsexual monkeys hop from branch to branch
Jaws drop open, and tranny cum goes splat
Fuck a Ram Ranch, Trans Trench is where it’s at) X2
Gravemind is the best poet. Literary criticism on https://halo.fandom.com/wiki/Gravemind/Quotes :
Wikipedia and halo.fandom.com claim that Gravemind speaks in "trochaic heptameter (7 pairs of heavy-then-light syllables)". Prerequisites:
Is this claim really true? Scan the lines to find out. What trochaic heptameter looks like if 'x' mark representing an unstressed syllable and a '/' mark representing a stressed syllable:
/ x / x / x / x / x / x / x
>>14
"This is not your grave... but you are welcome in it."
This IS 1 not YOUR 2 grave BUT 3 you ARE 4 welCOME 5 in IT. 6 — sorta is trochaic heptameter
>>15
sorta is iambic heptameter
FTFY
"I...? I... am a monument... to all your sins." - Introducing himself, said Gravemind (level)
I? I 1 AM a 2 MON u 3 MENT to 4 ALL your 5 sins 5.5 — not really sorta is trochaic heptameter
>>16
not really trochaic heptameter
FTFY
"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded." - Said about John-117 and then Thel 'Vadam, respectively, on Gravemind.
THIS one 1 IS mach 2 INE and 3 NERVE and 4 HAS its 5 MIND con 6 CLU ded 7 — is trochaic heptameter
THIS one 1 IS but 2 FLESH and 3 FAITH and 4 IS the 5 MORE de 6 LU ded 7 — is trochaic heptameter
>>17
"There '''is''' much talk, and I have listened, through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen." - Said on Gravemind. ['''bold''' suggests a stressed word]
THERE is 1 MUCH talk 2 AND I 3 HAVE lis 4 TENED through 5 ROCK and 6 MET al 7 AND time 8 — sorta is trochaic heptameter
NOW I 1 SHALL talk 2 AND you 3 SHALL list 4 EN 4.5 — not trochaic heptameter
I don't think it works this way, but you could rearrange it like this:
THERE is 1 MUCH talk 2 AND I 3 HAVE lis 4 TENED through 5 ROCK and 6 MET al 7
AND time. 1 NOW I 2 SHALL talk 3 AND you 4 SHALL list 5 EN 5.5
>>18
"This one's containment... (gestures to 2401 Penitent Tangent and growls and shudders a bit)... and this one's Great Journey... (gestures to the Prophet of Regret)... are the same. Your Prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed existence, but you will find no salvation on this Ring. Those who built this place knew what they wrought. Do not mistake their intent, or all will perish as they did before." - Said on Gravemind.
THIS one's 1 CON tain 2 MENT and 3 THIS one's 4 GREAT jour 5 NEY are 6 THE same. 7 — is trochaic heptameter
YOUR pro 1 PHETS have 2 PRO mised 3 YOU free 4 DOM from 5 A doomed 6 EX ist 7 ENCE, 7.5 — sorta is trochaic heptameter
BUT you 1 WILL find 2 NO sal 3 VA tion 4 ON this 5 RING. 5.5 - not trochaic heptameter (rearranged total=6).
"If you will not hear the truth, then I will show it to you. There is still time to stop the key from turning, but first, it must be found. (gestures to John-117) You will search one likely spot... (gestures to Thel 'Vadam)... and you will search another. Fate had us meet as foes, but this Ring will make us brothers." - Said on Gravemind.
IF you 1 WILL not 2 HEAR the 3 TRUTH then 4 I will 5 SHOW it 6 TO you. 7 — is trochaic heptameter
THERE is 1 STILL time 2 TO stop 3 THE key 4 FROM turn 5 ING but 6 FIRST it 7 MUST be 8 FOUND 8.5 — not really trochaic heptameter (rearranged=5.5 3 or 6 2.5)
YOU will 1 SEARCH one 2 LIKE ly 3 SPOT and 4 YOU will 5 SEARCH an 6 O ther 7 — is trochaic heptameter
FATE had 1 US meet 2 AS foes 3 BUT this 4 RING will 5 MAKE us 6 BRO thers. 7 — is trochaic heptameter
"Arrogant creatures! Your deaths will be instantaneous, while we shall suffer the progress of infinitude!" - Said on High Charity (level).
ARR o 1 GANT crea 2 TURES! your 3 DEATHS will 4 BE in 5 STAN tan 6 E ous 7 — is trochaic heptameter I guess
WHILE we 1 SHALL su 2 FFER the 3 PRO gress 4 OF in 5 FIN i 6 TUDE 6.5 — sorta trochaic heptameter I guess
"We exist together now, two corpses in one grave..." - Said on High Charity.
WE ex 1 IST to 2 GE ther 3 NOW two 4 CORP ses 5 IN one 6 GRA ve 7 (or GRAVE 6.5) — is trochaic heptameter I guess
"Silence fills the empty grave, now that I have gone. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on. I will ask, and you will answer." - To Cortana, after Halo 2's credits.
SI lence 1 FILLS the 2 EMP ty 3 GRAVE now 4 THAT i 5 HAVE gone. 6 — sorta is trochaic heptameter
BUT my 1 MIND is 2 NOT at 3 REST for 4 QUEST ions 5 LIN ger 6 ON. 6.5 — sorta is trochaic heptameter
End Halo 2 GRAVEmind quotes
"Do not be afraid. I am peace; I am salvation." - Said on Floodgate.
DO not 1 BE afraid 2 I am 3 PEACE i 4 I am 5 SAL va 6 tion. 6.5 — sorta is trochaic heptameter
P.S. I drank one shot of Everclear followed by a water chaser and am drunk now (whiskey river take my mind). My throat has been hurting for too many minutes now. Aesop Fables: drink watered down Everclear to avoid a sore throat.
Captain Hook must remember
Not to scratch his toes.
Captain Hook must watch out
And never pick his nose.
Captain Hook must be gentle
When he shakes your hand.
Captain Hook must be careful
Openin' sardine cans
And playing tag and pouring tea
And turnin' pages of his book.
Lots of folks I'm glad I ain't--
But mostly Captain Hook!
>>24
captain hook must remember not to scratch his balls lmao
When I consider Life, 'tis all a cheat;
Yet, fool'd with hope, men favour the deceit;
Trust on, and think to morrow will repay:
To morrow's falser than the former day;
Lies worse; and while it says, We shall be blest
With some new joys, cuts off what we possest.
Strange couzenage! none would live past years again,
Yet all hope pleasure in what yet remain;
And, from the dregs of Life, think to receive
What the first sprightly running could not give.
I'm tir'd with waiting for this Chymic Gold,
Which fools us young, and beggars us when old.
Если жизнь тебя обманет
Александр Пушкин
Если жизнь тебя обманет,
Не печалься, не сердись!
В день уныния смирись:
День веселья, верь, настанет.
Сердце в будущем живет;
Настоящее уныло:
Всё мгновенно, всё пройдет;
Что пройдет, то будет мило.
1825
"Candidate" by Joy Division/Ian Curtis
Forced by the pressure
The territories marked
No longer the pleasure
Oh, I've since lost the heart
Corrupted from memory
No longer the power
It's creeping up slowly
The last fatal hour
Oh, I don't know what made me
What gave me the right
To mess with your values
And change wrong to right
Please keep your distance
The trail leads to here
There's blood on your fingers
Brought on by fear
I campaigned for nothing
I worked hard for this
I tried to get to you
You treat me like this
It's just second nature
It's what we've been shown
We're living by your rules
That's all that we know
I tried to get to you
I tried to get to you
I tried to get to you
Oh, I tried to get to...
Here some original haiku written by me!
Tenchi deflowerd!
The girls have their way with him!
No need for consent!
>>32
What an intriguing choice of an image to make haiku out of.
Here's the one I've come across reading recently.
In Answer to Vice-Magistrate Zhang
Late in my life I only care for the quiet.
A million pressing tasks, I let them go.
I look back at myself; I have no long range plans.
To go back to the forest is all I know.
Pine breeze: I ease my belt. Hill moon: I strum.
My lute. You ask - but I can say no more
About success or failure than the song
The fisherman sings, which comes to the deep shore.