Poetry Thread (24)

1 Name: Bookworm : 2019-05-17 23:31 ID:yHCOemEs

Post your favorites:

秋深き (aki fukaki)
隣は何を (tonari wa nani wo)
する人ぞ (suru hito zo)

  • Matsuo Basho

2 Name: 2GET : 2019-05-18 19:19 ID:L606KfLW

Baka baka bleak dispair
Neko neko everywhere.
Darkness fills the world with wai
Heart of pain is so kawaii.
Soul of anguish on chibi wings
Genki genki evil things.
Tormented heart oh so sugoi
Crushed beneath the dark yaoi.
Neko neko everywhere
Baka baka bleak dispair.

3 Name: Bookworm : 2019-05-20 00:11 ID:yHCOemEs

>>2
sauce

4 Name: 2GET : 2019-05-24 01:34 ID:L606KfLW

>>3
I didn't know the source myself (found it on DQN), but http://skree.blog spot.com/2004/07/egad-ive-made-clean-spot-in-garage.html reveals it's from "Ghastly's Ghastly Comic," an ancient webcomic. The webcomic is surprisingly still online, but the site is garbage so good luck finding the exact strip it's from.

(link broken due to the spam filter)

5 Name: Bookworm : 2019-12-21 02:16 ID:9SoPi/Xk

Freddy is a treasure

6 Name: Bookworm : 2020-01-04 10:04 ID:+eJKAapX

Ram Ranch

7 Name: Bookworm : 2020-02-05 21:53 ID:DbDfTtVf

Hey, you retarded mongoloid, you stupid jerk, you know that's not how dialectics work, right? I didn't read EVERY FUCKING HEGEL BOOK THAT EXISTS TWICE to support your pseudo-Hegelian bullshit straight out of Fallout: New Vegas art hoe quality "OH I'M A TEMPORARY DIALECTRIC THINKER: THESIS, ANTI-THESIS, SYNTHESIS" right now. Stop passing Fichte off as a dialectical thinker and equivalent of Hegel; Fichte was a bitch and Schelling was sucking Hegel's dick VIGOROUSLY in Tübingen. If you had READ SOME OF STALIN you would know that Hegel's immanent criticism only goes back to the dialectics ONE PART of the construction of intuitive thought and consciousness. For fuck's sake, you're such a pseudo-intellectual, you're seriously fucking retarded. Do you think Hegel keeps the reflective understanding and academic mentality of "HURRRRRY BEING IS THE OPPOSITE OF NOT BEING" intact, lisencephalus? I bet you think that porn is dialectically turning you into a "volcano" and performing better in class, you pseudo-intellectual sperm-brain. Fuck you. Larpero motherfucker, fuck you and stop believing that Hegel postulates sensible certainty as a complete reality, and STOP THINKING THAT BEING IN AND FOR YOURSELF IS A NECESSARY NOUMENAL FUCK TO RETURN TO THE "UNITED" REASON.

8 Name: vc: jeckass : 2020-02-06 09:58 ID:xWRRdrWt

>>7
solid poetic effort, but can't say I'm really a fan of free verse tbh

9 Name: Bookworm : 2020-02-12 12:14 ID:K7/l0Tf9

Love bade me welcome, yet my soul drew back,
Guilty of dust and sin.
But quick-ey'd Love, observing me grow slack
From my first entrance in,
Drew nearer to me, sweetly questioning
If I lack'd anything.
"A guest," I answer'd, "worthy to be here";
Love said, "You shall be he."
"I, the unkind, the ungrateful? ah my dear,
I cannot look on thee."
Love took my hand and smiling did reply,
"Who made the eyes but I?"
"Truth, Lord, but I have marr'd them; let my shame
Go where it doth deserve."
"And know you not," says Love, "who bore the blame?"
"My dear, then I will serve."
"You must sit down," says Love, "and taste my meat."
So I did sit and eat.

10 Name: Bookworm : 2020-12-31 04:38 ID:Heaven

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

11 Name: Bookworm : 2021-01-19 23:30 ID:Z2HRiYkU

>>10
A modern masterpiece.

12 Name: Bookworm : 2021-01-20 06:11 ID:Oyt3kPzC

Shel Silverstein is best

13 Name: Bookworm : 2021-03-10 05:08 ID:bM6gffW1

>>6
(50 big booty trannies in the kitchens at Trans Trench

Shitting bananas out just before getting fucked

When you’re done with that, those cocks can be sucked

Versatility and Infertility at Trans Trench

Our transsexual monkeys hop from branch to branch

If you want your salad to taste well when it’s tossed, then get your Ram Ranch Dressing from girly cocks

Ready to provide some ladyboy love from our battalion, Big Dick Daphne will ride you like a stallion

Big ass, big tits, big lips, big dicks
At Trans Trench, you don’t have to pick

Blurring the lines between man and bitch
After your visit, you won’t know which is which

50 big booty trannies in the kitchens at Trans Trench

Shitting bananas out just before getting fucked

When you’re done with that, those cocks can be sucked

Versatility and Infertility at Trans Trench

Our transsexual monkeys hop from branch to branch

Jaws drop open, and tranny cum goes splat
Fuck a Ram Ranch, Trans Trench is where it’s at) X2

14 Name: Bookworm : 2021-03-10 05:27 ID:bM6gffW1

Gravemind is the best poet. Literary criticism on https://halo.fandom.com/wiki/Gravemind/Quotes :

Wikipedia and halo.fandom.com claim that Gravemind speaks in "trochaic heptameter (7 pairs of heavy-then-light syllables)". Prerequisites:

Is this claim really true? Scan the lines to find out. What trochaic heptameter looks like if 'x' mark representing an unstressed syllable and a '/' mark representing a stressed syllable:
/ x / x / x / x / x / x / x

15 Name: Bookworm : 2021-03-10 05:34 ID:bM6gffW1

>>14
"This is not your grave... but you are welcome in it."
This IS 1 not YOUR 2 grave BUT 3 you ARE 4 welCOME 5 in IT. 6 — sorta is trochaic heptameter

16 Name: Bookworm : 2021-03-10 05:45 ID:bM6gffW1

>>15
sorta is iambic heptameter
FTFY

"I...? I... am a monument... to all your sins." - Introducing himself, said Gravemind (level)
I? I 1 AM a 2 MON u 3 MENT to 4 ALL your 5 sins 5.5 — not really sorta is trochaic heptameter

17 Name: Bookworm : 2021-03-10 05:55 ID:bM6gffW1

>>16
not really trochaic heptameter
FTFY

"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded." - Said about John-117 and then Thel 'Vadam, respectively, on Gravemind.
THIS one 1 IS mach 2 INE and 3 NERVE and 4 HAS its 5 MIND con 6 CLU ded 7 — is trochaic heptameter
THIS one 1 IS but 2 FLESH and 3 FAITH and 4 IS the 5 MORE de 6 LU ded 7 — is trochaic heptameter

18 Name: Bookworm : 2021-03-10 06:06 ID:bM6gffW1

>>17
"There '''is''' much talk, and I have listened, through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen." - Said on Gravemind. ['''bold''' suggests a stressed word]
THERE is 1 MUCH talk 2 AND I 3 HAVE lis 4 TENED through 5 ROCK and 6 MET al 7 AND time 8 — sorta is trochaic heptameter
NOW I 1 SHALL talk 2 AND you 3 SHALL list 4 EN 4.5 — not trochaic heptameter

I don't think it works this way, but you could rearrange it like this:
THERE is 1 MUCH talk 2 AND I 3 HAVE lis 4 TENED through 5 ROCK and 6 MET al 7
AND time. 1 NOW I 2 SHALL talk 3 AND you 4 SHALL list 5 EN 5.5

19 Name: Bookworm : 2021-03-10 07:28 ID:bM6gffW1

>>18
"This one's containment... (gestures to 2401 Penitent Tangent and growls and shudders a bit)... and this one's Great Journey... (gestures to the Prophet of Regret)... are the same. Your Prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed existence, but you will find no salvation on this Ring. Those who built this place knew what they wrought. Do not mistake their intent, or all will perish as they did before." - Said on Gravemind.

THIS one's 1 CON tain 2 MENT and 3 THIS one's 4 GREAT jour 5 NEY are 6 THE same. 7 — is trochaic heptameter

YOUR pro 1 PHETS have 2 PRO mised 3 YOU free 4 DOM from 5 A doomed 6 EX ist 7 ENCE, 7.5 — sorta is trochaic heptameter

BUT you 1 WILL find 2 NO sal 3 VA tion 4 ON this 5 RING. 5.5 - not trochaic heptameter (rearranged total=6).

20 Name: Bookworm : 2021-03-10 07:43 ID:bM6gffW1

"If you will not hear the truth, then I will show it to you. There is still time to stop the key from turning, but first, it must be found. (gestures to John-117) You will search one likely spot... (gestures to Thel 'Vadam)... and you will search another. Fate had us meet as foes, but this Ring will make us brothers." - Said on Gravemind.

IF you 1 WILL not 2 HEAR the 3 TRUTH then 4 I will 5 SHOW it 6 TO you. 7 — is trochaic heptameter

THERE is 1 STILL time 2 TO stop 3 THE key 4 FROM turn 5 ING but 6 FIRST it 7 MUST be 8 FOUND 8.5 — not really trochaic heptameter (rearranged=5.5 3 or 6 2.5)

YOU will 1 SEARCH one 2 LIKE ly 3 SPOT and 4 YOU will 5 SEARCH an 6 O ther 7 — is trochaic heptameter

FATE had 1 US meet 2 AS foes 3 BUT this 4 RING will 5 MAKE us 6 BRO thers. 7 — is trochaic heptameter

21 Name: Bookworm : 2021-03-10 07:49 ID:bM6gffW1

"Arrogant creatures! Your deaths will be instantaneous, while we shall suffer the progress of infinitude!" - Said on High Charity (level).

ARR o 1 GANT crea 2 TURES! your 3 DEATHS will 4 BE in 5 STAN tan 6 E ous 7 — is trochaic heptameter I guess

WHILE we 1 SHALL su 2 FFER the 3 PRO gress 4 OF in 5 FIN i 6 TUDE 6.5 — sorta trochaic heptameter I guess

22 Name: Bookworm : 2021-03-10 08:02 ID:bM6gffW1

"We exist together now, two corpses in one grave..." - Said on High Charity.

WE ex 1 IST to 2 GE ther 3 NOW two 4 CORP ses 5 IN one 6 GRA ve 7 (or GRAVE 6.5) — is trochaic heptameter I guess

"Silence fills the empty grave, now that I have gone. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on. I will ask, and you will answer." - To Cortana, after Halo 2's credits.

SI lence 1 FILLS the 2 EMP ty 3 GRAVE now 4 THAT i 5 HAVE gone. 6 — sorta is trochaic heptameter

BUT my 1 MIND is 2 NOT at 3 REST for 4 QUEST ions 5 LIN ger 6 ON. 6.5 — sorta is trochaic heptameter

End Halo 2 GRAVEmind quotes

23 Name: Bookworm : 2021-03-10 08:33 ID:bM6gffW1

"Do not be afraid. I am peace; I am salvation." - Said on Floodgate.

DO not 1 BE afraid 2 I am 3 PEACE i 4 I am 5 SAL va 6 tion. 6.5 — sorta is trochaic heptameter

P.S. I drank one shot of Everclear followed by a water chaser and am drunk now (whiskey river take my mind). My throat has been hurting for too many minutes now. Aesop Fables: drink watered down Everclear to avoid a sore throat.

24 Name: Bookworm : 2021-04-01 15:02 ID:Oyt3kPzC

Captain Hook must remember
Not to scratch his toes.
Captain Hook must watch out
And never pick his nose.
Captain Hook must be gentle
When he shakes your hand.
Captain Hook must be careful
Openin' sardine cans
And playing tag and pouring tea
And turnin' pages of his book.
Lots of folks I'm glad I ain't--
But mostly Captain Hook!

  • Shel Silverstein
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