... for posting an "I love Shiori" (a 2chan meme) pic in a thread with some retarded fanart that the poster got banned for. Neither thread nor original picture got deleted, though, to serve as an example, I guess. Bah.
I think it's been my 4th or 5th time being banned from 4chan now. One time was for flooding /b/ with various ways of spelling "Rei", another time for posting a picture of a dude sucking his own dick which apparently was ruled to look underage or something. Yet another time was for posting some loli or shota pic in /b/ soon after /l/ got axed to please YowCow (lol).
Anyhow, did you ever get banned from 4chan? And what for?
TELL US YOUR STORY!
Never been personally banned, but it used to be that my entire country was barred, perhaps because the IP ranges are assigned by APNIC, which also deals with most of Asia. Or something.
Not too certain the point of that though. Futallaby's default proxy detection code is utterly braindead.
I got banned, for calling W.T. Snacksk a fucking faggot in /b/.
I remember how Snacks banned himself from /v/. That was awesome!
I got banned for having a recursive WGET script go through every board and rip all the images.
once I was banned from 4chan cause I told moot how to do his job
then after he did what I told him to, he banned me "for good measure", lol
W.T. Snacks is a fucking faggot.
i was banned from 4chan irc for reasons unknown. when i cycled my ip to come back and ask snacks why he banned me, i was banned again before i could ask. repeated a few more tries to ask why i was banned in the first place and resorted to /msg to him and he goes nuts, calls me... things.
then aparently i was banned from 4chan site as well. i changed ip once more to see what happened and saw i was banned for the moogle pic i posted in /b/ (a wallpaper), and a mod of the pic to "one does not simply kupo into mordor". saw someone asked why i was banned and anonymous-san(i think) pasted from irc "WTSnacks: next time he evades irc ban, im banning him from the site".
a valid explanation would have been nice. im an admin for 2 half-life TFC servers, i can understand what annoyance an admin goes through, i try my best as an admin to not put down the respectable players/users.
chat w/ snacks>>
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Session Start: Sun Dec 05 21:47:52 2004
Session Ident: WTSnacks
[21:47] Session Ident: WTSnacks (r0y@internet.cookiethievery.com)
[21:47] <WTSnacks> For being a fucking cockbite.
[22:26] <Gilliam> how long is the ban?
[22:27] <WTSnacks> FOREVER!!
[22:29] <Gilliam> how can i get unbanned?
[22:35] <WTSnacks> YOU CAN'T
[23:29] <Gilliam> do you have any new AMV projects?
Session Time: Mon Dec 06 00:00:00 2004
[00:43] * Looking up WTSnacks user info...
[00:43] * Looking up WTSnacks user info...
Session Close: Mon Dec 06 00:52:50 2004
Session Start: Mon Dec 06 05:17:37 2004
Session Ident: WTSnacks
[05:18] <Vespa> an explanation would really be nice. do you just not like me?
[05:19] <WTSnacks> The explaination is evading your bans, faggot
[05:31] <Vespa> if i had a static ip i would have to try asking through the banned@4chan email address. i cant help having a dynamic ip, i tried cycling it to come back just to ask why i was banned in the first place
[05:32] <WTSnacks> oh wow, did you finally figure out how /msg works?
[05:35] <Vespa> i was trying to ask publically in the channel.
[05:36] <WTSnacks> That's pretty fucking stupid.
[06:07] <Vespa> id like to try this again later when ive had some sleep and youre in a better mood.
Session Close: Mon Dec 06 12:26:45 2004
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This thread isn't for "Today I got banned from #4chan", but carry on please.
>>7
You were banned for being a real life pedophile, and being extremely creepy.
[17:35:15] <Kitty> but so you know, Me and Nobu don't have that sort of relationship
[17:35:23] <moot> haha sure
[17:35:27] <Kitty> No, really.
[17:35:32] <Kitty> o____O its reallyl NOT like that
[17:35:38] <moot> yep
[17:35:41] <Kitty> I dont believe in tha type of relationship throught the internet
[17:35:47] <moot> yep
[17:35:50] <Kitty> I showed him my boobs because I bought that harness
[17:35:54] <Kitty> and I wanted to show him
[17:36:02] <Kitty> ANNND because one time I had my nipples pierced
[17:36:15] <Kitty> and i had to show someone.
...
17:36:26] <moot> christ get friends that arent pedophiles over the internet
[17:36:35] <Kitty> lol i have alot
[17:36:39] <Kitty> nobu isnt a pedophile
[17:36:40] <moot> im sure
[17:36:42] <Kitty> hes against relationships
[17:36:44] <Kitty> and marriage
[17:36:46] <Kitty> and dating
[17:36:54] <Kitty> I know because when I was 12 I liked him "like that"
It goes on like this, I have some hilarious logs between myself and Kitty, myself and IMNOTAPEDOPHILE:(:(.
PS: Sup?
lol if you get banned from 4chan just pick up a proxy from the internet and 4chan some more. IRC, I can't help you there.
btw, moot, got pics of kitty?
never been banned, since i dont post much ;)
i was kicked from the channel twice though...
moot: 4chan's had camwhores before, I had this feeling at the time that if kitty came to 4chan (which I told her to avoid), she would do the same thing she did when she first met me, and that was go wacky. Not under my control what other people do on the internet, but I try to give people advice in their best interest. Kitty ignored mine, you did not, but the funny part is that all the surrounding circumstances make you think I'm some sort of kid-freak. Well, I hate to break the news to you, pal, but I'm not you, or any of you other 4chan /l/ freaks. You people fucking FANTASIZE about the sickest shit, and all I wanted to do was to protect a friend from that.
I wash my hands of the situation. You can go and pretend you have a moral high horse to ride upon, but no matter how much you try to prove to yourself (or your sponsors), you and your friends are essentially the very thing you accuse me of, only worse.
This thread needs to diiiie~~~
>>20
The fact you think Moot is a /l/ lover is comedy gold.
INTERNET FACT: 90% OF THE 4CHAN TEAM DOES NOT LIKE /L/.
4chan never started with /l/ .. it came later on. And now its hosted elsewhere.
W.T. Snacks is a fucking faggot.
>>23
/l/ was created because /c/ was essentially /l/ before then.
Graham Duffingkane is a faggot.
28 GET
>>29 is emo
Graham Duffingkane is a pedophile.
WHERE DA DRAMAZ AT
I got banned from 4chan for spamming every single board with capslock`d retard troll msgs. Why? Because Nu4chan sux, Futabally sux. 100% of 4chan mods are trolls, SoRu is the biggest troll on the internet and remains unbanned by sucking moot's e-cock. WT Snacks is indeed a faggot and 4ban is STILL FULL OF PEDOPHILES.
FACT: Wotakus are pedophiles, ALL anime and ALL aspects of jap culture is PRO PEDOPHILE. JAPANESE CULTURE IS INFERIOR TO WESTERN CULTURE AND JAPANESE ARE USLESS TINY DICK'D SQUINTY EYED CHILD MOLESTING FREAKS. NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM OR EVER CAME FROM JAPAN.
(w
Ah, that's WHERE DA DRAMAZ AT.
>>36
Unlike you, SR actually contributes to (one) board.
SR is also banned from a lot of boards on 4chan.
HAHAHAHAHA
SOVIET RUSSIA CONTRIBUTES TO /B/
HE MUST NOT BE BANNED!
HAHAHAHAHA
Problem is, who is the real Soviet Russia? We all know his goddamn trip.. so its become a bit of a new version of Anonymous.
W.T. Snacks said some time that 99% of the posts with the name Soviet Russia are indeed by Soviet Russia himself.
Then again, it is well known in academic circles that W.T. Snacks lies through his teeth.
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hay guys I hear moot is okama confirm/deny?
CONFIRMED VIA PHONE LINE INVASION
MOOT IS BARACK OBAMA!
IRAQ OSAMA
>>40
I'm talking about /v/.
I could care less if he didn't post in /b/.
He's actually requested to be banned from every board but /v/ before, but it's not easily possible.
>>43
Uh, sure.
I wasn't lying about that. I also said 90%. Rough estimate, but at the time I said that, the majority of posts were actually the "real" SR. Recently a lot more people have been regularly posting as him.
/DQN/ IS FILLED WITH AIDS
My name is Anonymous and I declare that this thread sucks ass more than 5chan.
SAGE!
The only thing that sucks is W.T. Snacks taking it seriously
lololol
lol new custom Anonymous name lol
W.T.Snacks doesn't "get" /DQN/ lol
whoa what happened to the secure tripcode
<Lain> Oh no, SQL is down! :(
--- You have been kicked from #4chan by moot (HELLO)
--- Cannot join #4chan (You are banned).
Got I love #4chan. It's such a stupid place to be.
> I love 4chan. It's such a stupid place to be.
fixed
W. T. Snacks is filled with aids
permabans dont seem to last very long. at least I didn't have to post CP to get banned.
oh LOL trolling 2ch
Lain is a fucking fag.
zOMG BAN EVASION!
LMAO WT snacks deleted his LJ
anyway it WAS snacks' and
HE IS AN EMO FAG
How do we know it was Snacks, again?
evidence
> the name on snacks domain names match the LJ
> the LJ is of an EMO FAG
> the lj links to snacks' domains (8chan, etc)
> he deleted it when i linked to it
I ban evade all the time, i use three differnt methodes and, each time i came back to banchan i had to use a differnt nick just so the mods wouldn't get suspicsious. and most of the time it was Snacks that banned me, every time i was banned by Snacks it was for unjust reasons, simply put personal reason. call him a fag or simply insult him in any way even if your on /b/ and you'll get banned.
>>76
same here
cept its easy for me since all i need to do to change my ip is unplug my modem
i got banned simply for using the name "sandwich kat" tsk tsk (snacks' aim name is sammichcat)
WTSNACKS IS FILLED WITH AIDS!
>>77
that isnt the emo fag version, but its still lol
livejournal users are automatically teh hilarious.
>>76
and how do you know it was snacks that banned you?
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaah wipes away tear
i've never laughed so hard, the ugly doushe is snacks? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
anyone have anymore pictures of him? please post and provide link.
hahahahahahahahahahahaah................................................................................
I can't help but notice that people banned from 4chan are a bunch of whining faggots.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA, EXCUSE ME I DIDN'T HEAR YOU WHAT DID YOU SAY?
they were probably banned because they're a bunch of whining faggots.
Makes us glad they're banned.
Sorry you're catching the fall out here, but it's out of our hands ;_;
Am I unbanned yet?
lolocaust - email banned@4chan.org with your IP, I check it regularly and will check to see what your ban was for. We've been removing a lot of the older permabans of late, we figure you've all learnt your lesson by now.
EDIT make sure and let me know it's you, it's hard to identify individual posters from just an email address.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/wtsnacks/
lololol he switched
My email is in this post.
And I just asking to make a funnay.
>>91
we know its fake, its no where near emo enough
>>93
i read the other before he deleted it, i didnt see any emo
all he talked about was sleeping, updating websites and other stupid shit no one cares about
See, this is what I get for being a nice and trusting guy.
This thread is truly VIP quality.
If you don't want to be banned start your own img board or invade one of the minor ones. Or just proxy spam 4chan. whatever. Also, this Snacks chap certainly does appear to be quite the faggot.
>>95
no, that's what you get for actually taking something seriously in /dqn/
well it seems my main ip has been unbanned
so i will stop cyber stalking snacks..... for now
but then, was it all worth it?.... will i really go back to happy G negro, cockmongler and all that jazz?
probably not
insert csi ending credits
100GET
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wtsnacks ia a fucking faggot.
Few of us care. Can we please stop the W.T.Snacks bashing? It's plain pathetic by now.
wtsnacks is a fucking faggot.
>>105
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107Get!
i just got banned again, lol
this time i guess i sorta deserved it, so thats something
""sorta"" since i was banned i presume for posting loli (i was 555554) but other people werent :/
I saw someone get banned for saying "so no one likes moot I guess" on /b/
lol!
On /b/ where there are no rules!
>>108
your being banned from /b/ for lolicon depends mainly on whether Seem is reading /b/ at that moment. this goes also for completely innocent (i.e. not posted with sexual intentions) underaged pictures
>>109
mod sass is bannable because if you don't like 4chan we don't want you wasting any more of our bandwidth.
lol freedom of speech
well it's his website
haha u fags r all banned from my website
http://www.goet.cx/
はあああああん
how to get banned on b/ in 2sec:
enter as name "LYSERG"
>>110 i dunno who banned me, i wasnt banned for a while after the post tho, i didnt even get a (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST), IIRC the picture was deleted (i was just posting random pictures i had saved off of /b/ in my time there, i only visit /b/...)
oh, and there were other loli posts at the same time that werent me, maybe i was banned for being 555554 shrug (i should have posted blue led)
doesnt matter
this is a plus to the people that were under moot on my empornium invite list
Hay W.T.Snacks can I be unbanned yet? :O
Anyways I got banned for posting a picture of myself and saying I wanted to get into W.T.Snack's pants. Lol W.T. Hitler got his panties in a bunch and universe banned me. :O I'm sorry but I find it funny.
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I got banned for... actually I don't know unless it was for idling for 2 days...
2:06:52 PM: WTSnacks: who gets banned?
and guess who the winner was?
I'm still banned even though WTSnacks says I'm not
I think it's cool how the 4chan mods regularly check this thread.
Well, I've been banned a few times, but the last time (still going) was about 4 months ago maybe. I got banned cause someone posted a site that W.T. Snacks set up and I thought it was funny.
unban me
you fagz
HAPPY BIRTHDAY W.T. SNACKS
September 4165, 1993 == W.T SNACKS DAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY W.T. SNACKS
more like /b/-day am I rite
oh, I got banned again today
I also got banned today!
It was my third time, the second in this incarnation of 4chan.
First time was a long time ago and I don't remember details. I was new to 4chan, said mean things to moot, got banned. Didn't come back for a long time, took a new name (this one), and didn't get banned for quite some time.
The second was for pasting a list of proxies when a bunch of people were going to do an invasion and Mr Vac Bob (?) decided those were wrong and banned everyone involved. I was unbanned in a few days, if I recall correctly.
This last time looks to be of a more permanent nature. I really didn't like the color scheme or noises in /b/ and was really bored so I decided to crapflood /b/. I think a few other boards (especially /y/ and /e/, I hear) were hit accidentally as well... Snacks found out it was me and banned me for quite some time. Probably deserved it, heh.
That's it!
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I called someone stupid on /ic/ then got banned. Then got unbanned. The end.
lol, internet
fail!
I got banned today for telling the /b/tards that age ◆hT7zRmFpyY is an awesome troll. :(
:O Dash Billions here. Snacks is queer.
I got banned because I posted on 4chan.
(Inst)
I got banned for calling the mods a bunch of fags for banning some dude for posting spoilers for Boku no Futatsu no Tsubasa on /d/. Global ban even, lol
ps: greetings to the VIPPERS @ world4ch! your fate is arduous and cruel.
>>142
it's funny cause the thread starter was only banned for 5 days but now you're banned indefinitely
I posted an image of a kid in a swimsuit drinking water from a garden hose held by som unknown man with the caption "I squirted in his mouth, so what?" and this got me banned from /b/. Joke gone bad really. I was apparently banned for posting a nude(wasn't nude) child... Anyways, after having talk with W.T. Snacks I got unbanned.
I've never gotten banned, as I am not retarded :(
not rly
>>1 >>139 >>140 >>141 >>142 >>143 >>144 >>145 >>146 >>147
Am I still banned?
harbl
geez....you jus.......omg.......jesu..........HOLY HEh...........YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
kills kills kills
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↦harbl↲I think I got banned about a dozen times in the last few days,
mostly from /b/ and all of those times because W.T. Snacks is a baby
who cannot get over someone sageing his self-promoting threads
or simply posting about him.
I got banned from #4chan for telling Snacks that I didn't want a war between iichan and 4chan. He's kept me banned ever since.
WTSnacks is an asshole.
>>157
No you didn't.
I want to get banned, then I can be in your clique
question; is having "faggot" as tripcode insta ban?
>>160
I think so, yeah. It's moot's tripcode and as people found out and pretended to be him, autoban on that tripcode was implemented. Doesn't matter for moot, as he now uses capcodes on 4chan anyway. He got himself banned at least once with #faggot after the autoban initation, though.
I always get banned for trolling outside /b.
I just can't help myself sometimes! I see a really stupid thread and the urge to fuck with it is just overpowering! Is there a 12-step program for trolling?
A good discussion on trolling can be found here: http://4-ch.net/net/kareha.pl/1112960050
The key to successful trolling is to fly under the radar of the mods. That means: Don't post any images that easily attract attention (like macros), don't outright use foul language or catchphrases and don't directly attack pedophilia (esp. not in /a/ or /c/).
Be sophisticated, highbrow and understated! You will find you'll have much more fun that way, too!
>>161
oh, okay I thought so. Thanks
They unbanned me so I guess it's just a slap on the wrist, so to say
> He got himself banned at least once with #faggot after the autoban initation
Hilarity.
I was banned from /x/ once, by posting a shopped pic. That was the stupidest board ever.
i was banned after revealing the plot line to episode 49-50 of Gundam seed, ages ago, i loled to no end, since everyone whos a gundam fan has already seen and watched the show
and also was banned for saying Oblivion will look and play better on Xbox 360 then PC, and said something along the lines of dont come crying on the board saying the game wont run well when i just stated this before hand
its a good board dont get me, wrong but some of the bans are just awesome
^that was ages ago though
both boards kick ass
if you get banned from 4chan.. use a proxy...
if that proxy is banned... "Find another proxy server"...
say what now
>>95
Uho! Nice Guy!
If you're a troll, though, make sure to use a proxy when making your troll posts in the first place, so you can just avoid having your real IP banned. That makes things so much easier.
101GET
Banned for livejournal invasion.
But I still post as Anonymous, pretty much all the time. DYNAMIC IP GET
I got banned for posting original content.
>>175 is hardcore.
i got banned from /s/ for posting a picture of a Taco.
my friend posted "Sauce?"
so i posted a picture of the HAWT taco sauce on the taco
this morning, i was banned.
:(
>>178
what
I posted a picture of the NO U man as Mario with a flower coming out his mouth, so watch out for me.
BRING BACK SNACKS!
I got banned for asking in /v/ if there was an IF game where you play a pedophile. Kind of ironic because for once I wasn't trolling there and that's when I get banned.
I was b7 for posting Saaya Irie
I was banned for making fun of Shii. Wait, 4chan is just another name for 4-ch, right?
internet
I got banned for being a Tripfag. XD
invasions
IT'S STILL 1993?!
( ´ω`) Yep.
( ´ω`) Waiiit a minute, this isn't the grandpa thread.
(・∀・) Wait a minute, this isn't News4VIP.
BRING BACK SNACKS
lol, did moot and snacks use to visit 4-ch?
Probably just this thread.
Fuck all you faggots. You can suck my big black cock.
>>3
a worthy ban
Wooo that went to shit.
this thread is retarded, if you 4chan fags wanna complain a bunch go post on world4ch or irc or whatever, we seriously don't care.
Apparently, I got banned for putting my name as Joe...this fucking sucks.
DSFARGEG
>>202
as you well and fairly should be.
Seriously, why should you get banned from 4chan for putting your name as Joe?
/b/ is anonymous and should stay that way
4chan is more than just /b/
I assume he was talking about one of the other forums, which are not forced anonymous
>>207
They are varioations on /b/.. The more popular, the more likely that it posseses a bunch of ex/b/ or /b/ tards fooling around.
>>1-209 are banned for promoting a competitor.
how do u get unbanned using alternitive methods?
>>211 I don't know but definitely not by posting here about it. Moot visits 4-ch regularly.
>>211
Go to the dos prompt and type:
> ipconfig /release
This will clear the IP tags identifying you to the 4chan DNS.
If this doesn't work (it doesn't always if your MAC is defabricated), then you will need to open the network connections folder, and clear the objects you find there. You may need to disconnect before you do this.
one time, I got banned from 4chan, and I farted.
Banned for posting bestiality prons. Mind you, mods can't spell bestiality worth a shit.
Also, appeal reviewed and denied. lol
Banned for "being SovietRussia"
assholes
banned for asking a raid on applemilks stickam
go away
>>217
/b/ not your personal army
I got banned forever for posting CP in /v/
How do i get unbanned?
Alternately, don't have a CP collection. That's worked for me all these years.
I got banned from 6ch for impersonating a becauseitswinter spammer. Can I still post here?
i was banned today for posting lucky shit prons images on /a/
I got banned today for ROCKING TOO HARD
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b& from /a/ twice
first time for talking like a complete idiot (5 days, they never answered my request)
second time (stil ongoing) for "spamming." i didn't fucking spam.
and looks like the mods didn't want to let me go for doing something I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING DO.
>>231
MODS = FAGS
I've been b& from there so many times that it doesn't even register.
( ・-・) I haven't been banned yet, you losers.
Banned from /n/ twice. First time was for calling them niggers. Second time was for posting a picture of clothed 14 year old girl with huge tits.
i got b& just now for posting in a thread with cp in it ( that i didnt know about)
what will happen to me
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>>240
You won't get V& if you didn't upload or download the material.
Only b& once for the time I posted "Prove me wrong" in /r9k/. I think I mentioned it before.
I think a lot of people are getting banned for spam because of a malicious 4chan plugin for Firefox. Apparently while you're browsing threads, it's slipping in ads for some kind of neko forest.
B& 30 days for child modelling. figured all the cool kids were doin it...Turned out to be the best 30 days of my life.
i just got b& cause my friend used MY IP as a fucking Proxy on HIS computer while posting CP in /b/. i only post in /a/ /h/ & /v/ its fucking bullshit and im tellin ya, its funny as shit that it took the admins 4 hours to completely ban my IP from every single thread for him posting an obviously FAKE picture.....im appealing this and i honestly hope the admins see it my way, this isnt drama this is fucking un-fair! ill QQ moar and bitch and moan and whine all i want cause the admins should know better then to ban random IP's.
>>245
The mods will never see it your way. I was banned for posting bestiality(which they apparently couldn't spell properly for the life of them) and not two days later when I used a proxy to lurk was there a stickied thread of /b/east pr0nz.
wat
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I got permab& for supposedly being underage.
I mean, what the fuck.
I'm actually 24.
The mods need to get the balls out of their mouth and stop unfairl banning people who don't even troll.
What?
I wasn't trolling I was being serious.
Just give me somewhere to post a picture and I'll show you the b& page.
I got banned for 3 days. /b/ invaded /x/, so I posted, "God damn it moot, you and the mods don't ever fucking do anything. This shit isn't acceptable, I'm sick and tired of /b/ geting away with this shit."
They banned me, I tried to appeal, they banned me for a FUCKING MONTH
the mods are fags. they never do fucking anything.
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to 4chan a while ago; you know, 4chan?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "FOUR MORE YEARS" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to 4chan just because it's The shithole of the internet, fool.
It's only cp, S-E-E P-E-E for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some 4chan, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you CP if you GTFO.
4chan should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then some bastard posted "MOAR SAUCE."
Who in the doesn't know the sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "Why the fuck dont you know what the SOURCE is?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Source please?"?
Coming from a 4chan veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, Grinman.
That's right, Grinman. This is the vet's way of posting.
Grinman means more win than fail. But on the other hand the bandwith is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the mods from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with DQN.
Banned from 4chan a dozen times for ban evasion.
I have a really dynamic IP (refreshes like every half hour), so I didn't even know I was banned until the last time, lol.
I was banned from /d/ once. I don't go to /d/ often at all, but one time I went there for some reason.
Then I saw a thread titled "Medical vagina examinations". I immediately searched google for "happy doctor", and then posted a picture of a smiling doctor.
I was banned from /g/ a few times. One time there was a meme, where people would post "I suggest that you get a Sager, games on medium laptop. It plays games on medium." or something to that effect, usually accompanied with a picture of Bob Saget. It got a bit out of hand, and so people who did it were banned for it.
Then later, there was the tidus meme. People were spamming /g/ with pictures of Tidus from Final Fantasty X.
I posted a couple of pictures of Tidus, and got banned for a week.
Just this month, I got banned from /g/ again, for starting a desktop thread.
I got banned from all boards for posting Boxxy shit. lol
Trying to change IP to get myself unbanned, but nothing worked. FUCK!
Today I got banned for ... um... something? The explanation was >:( I mean... What does that even mean? I asked for an explanation and got no reply... Moot or Snacks, if you're reading this, an explanation would be nice...
I never got banned from 4chan. I never returned to 4chan after /b/-day. I hate the shithole that is 4chan. I hate the fact that we are talking about this blasted place on such sacred places like this one. Also, I hate memes. Fuck memes, they are the reason imageboards suck so hard the last few years.
>>261
You noticed it said it was 1993, but you didn't notce it was also the 5613rd of September
-.- Who doesn't evade 4chan bans when the bans are so stupid they aren't even actually defined in the rules?
People constantly trolling out of /b/, pouring out into other forums... and yet mods ban the users who "replied to thread so-and-so".
I Got Permib& for a typo, typed 17 for my age instead of 18...
i hate my keyboard :(
I got banned for a website that specializes in Saturn ION repair, and I got so pissed I said "FUCK YOU GM, RUST IN HELL YOU FUCKTARDS! YOU HAD 35 YEARS TO PULL YOUR RETARDED HEAD OUT YOUR FAT ASS! IF YOU EVEN MATCHED THE HONDA CIVIC FOR RELIABILITY AND REPAIRABILITY 20 COCKSUCKING YEARS AGO, I WOULDN'T BE STUCK WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING ZINC PIECE OF SHIT LOCK CYLINDER HOUSING! I HOPE THAT HELL HAS HENTAI MONSTERERS TO KICK YOUR ASS AGAIN! THEYRE SHUTTING DETROIT DOWN?! TOCHIGHI SHUT DETROIT DOWN BY BUILDING GREAT STUFF. OH, DONT FORGET THIS! THE GREATEST HONDUHS WERE BUILT IN FUCKING OHIO!"
It sure felt good to say it.
So I just got banned for running a virus lulz. The funny thing is I wasn't fucking mods...
i got banned for saying FUCK 420.
I got banned twice. Once I jokingly posted "Wallachia is the most moe Tsukihime character. Prove me wrong," on /jp/. I didn't know that "prove me wrong" results in a 3-day ban, and had to sit it out.
The second time (happened today)I got banned for supposedly posting cp. I've never posted cp and am disgusted by those that do. Naturally, my appeal got shot down and I have to wait a week.
I've never been banned, and I've been posting there since January 2005. I think I'm doing it wrong.
During my days in the imageboard section I got banned only once when mods were fighting against "grey area content".
I was never banned on any textboards and I'm proud of it.
I was just banned for typing "You, sir, are and idiot" ... I honestly had no idea that it was a forced meme or w/e... I didn't think I was a 'newfag' untill someone on the /b/ board posted a pic saying it was a new wordfilter try it out, etc.
Not even knowing what a wordfilter is... I tried it... 2 seconds later... insta ban :(
Can someone give me advice on getting banned from 4chan? All of my friends have been banned from 4chan, and they're making fun of me, saying things like... "I've been permabanned 3 times, but you can't even get banned for 3 days!". I'm starting to feel like a teenage girl that isn't pregnant!
Post as moot#faggot. Problem solved.
Moot gets 286
I want to get banned from 4chan. How can I accomplish this? I NEED IDEAS DQN!!
Post something that's both original and funny. They hate that shit.
Spam as much cancer as you can. Forcing a meme that the mods or moot really don't like will get it done faster.
Bonus points if you include solid instaban classics along with your forcing, such as moot#faggot and DSFARGEG.
I just got banned for LOOKING at a piccolo dick thread.
I just got banned for looking at this thread!
I just got banned for looking at a thread
fuck this im going on 99chan
They thought I was underage. I said I was 18 when accused of being underaged so they banned me. My appeal was also denied.
Seriously,is 18 underage?