So today I got banned from 4chan... (406, permasaged)

1 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-05 12:28 ID:Heaven [Del]

... for posting an "I love Shiori" (a 2chan meme) pic in a thread with some retarded fanart that the poster got banned for. Neither thread nor original picture got deleted, though, to serve as an example, I guess. Bah.

I think it's been my 4th or 5th time being banned from 4chan now. One time was for flooding /b/ with various ways of spelling "Rei", another time for posting a picture of a dude sucking his own dick which apparently was ruled to look underage or something. Yet another time was for posting some loli or shota pic in /b/ soon after /l/ got axed to please YowCow (lol).

Anyhow, did you ever get banned from 4chan? And what for?

TELL US YOUR STORY!

196 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 21:52

>>195, are you /b/?

197 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4733 09:39

>>3
a worthy ban

198 Name: !QmV3ahHmvM : 1993-09-4741 08:57

Wooo that went to shit.

199 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-4741 17:38

>>1-999
YOU ARE ALL BANNED

200 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 19:07

>>199
INCLUDING YOU

201 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 02:09

this thread is retarded, if you 4chan fags wanna complain a bunch go post on world4ch or irc or whatever, we seriously don't care.

202 Name: Joe : 1993-09-4784 10:32

Apparently, I got banned for putting my name as Joe...this fucking sucks.

203 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4784 15:47

DSFARGEG

204 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4784 20:03

>>202
as you well and fairly should be.

205 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 21:17

>>204

Seriously, why should you get banned from 4chan for putting your name as Joe?

206 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 22:40

/b/ is anonymous and should stay that way

207 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 00:09

>>206

4chan is more than just /b/

I assume he was talking about one of the other forums, which are not forced anonymous

208 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 17:02

>>207
They are varioations on /b/.. The more popular, the more likely that it posseses a bunch of ex/b/ or /b/ tards fooling around.

209 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 15:34

>>203

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

210 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4910 16:19

>>1-209 are banned for promoting a competitor.

211 Name: fdsfac : 1993-09-4983 20:50

how do u get unbanned using alternitive methods?

212 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 21:38

>>211 I don't know but definitely not by posting here about it. Moot visits 4-ch regularly.

213 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:58

>>211
Go to the dos prompt and type:

> ipconfig /release

This will clear the IP tags identifying you to the 4chan DNS.

If this doesn't work (it doesn't always if your MAC is defabricated), then you will need to open the network connections folder, and clear the objects you find there. You may need to disconnect before you do this.

214 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:30

one time, I got banned from 4chan, and I farted.

215 Name: ))<>(( : 1993-09-4985 05:05

Banned for posting bestiality prons. Mind you, mods can't spell bestiality worth a shit.
Also, appeal reviewed and denied. lol

216 Name: SovietRussia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-4985 07:03

Banned for "being SovietRussia"
assholes

217 Name: JhonnyWho : 1993-09-4986 20:42

banned for asking a raid on applemilks stickam

218 Name: dildo : 1993-09-4987 11:51

FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

219 Name: lolol : 1993-09-4989 04:16

'scuse me but wtf are you doin'?

220 Name: sand!YgQRHAJqRA : 1993-09-4989 04:17

go away

221 Name: sand!YgQRHAJqRA : 1993-09-4989 04:19

>>217
/b/ not your personal army

222 Name: LOL WUT : 1993-09-5085 21:33

I got banned forever for posting CP in /v/

How do i get unbanned?

223 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 23:16

>>222
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1102249734/213

224 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 23:37

Alternately, don't have a CP collection. That's worked for me all these years.

225 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 13:15

>>222

enjoy ur FBI

226 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 04:24

I got banned from 6ch for impersonating a becauseitswinter spammer. Can I still post here?

227 Name: bannedtoday : 1993-09-5100 23:43

i was banned today for posting lucky shit prons images on /a/

228 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 03:05

I got banned today for ROCKING TOO HARD

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229 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 22:41

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230 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 22:23

b& from /a/ twice
first time for talking like a complete idiot (5 days, they never answered my request)
second time (stil ongoing) for "spamming." i didn't fucking spam.

231 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 22:25

and looks like the mods didn't want to let me go for doing something I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING DO.

232 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 01:55

>>230

>they never answered my request...

That is not a request board why did you request there

233 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5131 05:12

>>231
MODS = FAGS

234 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 19:55

I've been b& from there so many times that it doesn't even register.

235 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 21:34

( ・-・) I haven't been banned yet, you losers.

236 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5132 21:36

>>235 has been assigned banned status

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238 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 22:21

Banned from /n/ twice. First time was for calling them niggers. Second time was for posting a picture of clothed 14 year old girl with huge tits.

239 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 04:03

>>238 link to the tits?

240 Name: anon : 1993-09-5310 08:00

i got b& just now for posting in a thread with cp in it ( that i didnt know about)
what will happen to me
?

241 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5310 20:12

>>240
You won't get V& if you didn't upload or download the material.

242 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5310 20:12

...probably...i assume...

243 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 20:18

Only b& once for the time I posted "Prove me wrong" in /r9k/. I think I mentioned it before.

I think a lot of people are getting banned for spam because of a malicious 4chan plugin for Firefox. Apparently while you're browsing threads, it's slipping in ads for some kind of neko forest.

244 Name: King of England : 1993-09-5317 07:54

B& 30 days for child modelling. figured all the cool kids were doin it...Turned out to be the best 30 days of my life.

245 Name: angry friend : 1993-09-5340 16:26

i just got b& cause my friend used MY IP as a fucking Proxy on HIS computer while posting CP in /b/. i only post in /a/ /h/ & /v/ its fucking bullshit and im tellin ya, its funny as shit that it took the admins 4 hours to completely ban my IP from every single thread for him posting an obviously FAKE picture.....im appealing this and i honestly hope the admins see it my way, this isnt drama this is fucking un-fair! ill QQ moar and bitch and moan and whine all i want cause the admins should know better then to ban random IP's.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 17:40

>>245 is the pedophile king

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 05:48

>>245
The mods will never see it your way. I was banned for posting bestiality(which they apparently couldn't spell properly for the life of them) and not two days later when I used a proxy to lurk was there a stickied thread of /b/east pr0nz.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 11:15

( ˃ ヮ˂)

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5516 23:36

wat

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 07:58

( ˃ ヮ˂)!!!

251 Name: ⎳oser : 1993-09-5573 12:10

I got permab& for supposedly being underage.
I mean, what the fuck.

I'm actually 24.

The mods need to get the balls out of their mouth and stop unfairl banning people who don't even troll.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 08:46

>>251
EXPERT TROLL

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 16:41

What?

I wasn't trolling I was being serious.

Just give me somewhere to post a picture and I'll show you the b& page.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 17:00

>>253
http://www.spamtheweb.com/ul/

255 Name: chuckfucker : 1993-09-5583 06:19

I got banned for 3 days. /b/ invaded /x/, so I posted, "God damn it moot, you and the mods don't ever fucking do anything. This shit isn't acceptable, I'm sick and tired of /b/ geting away with this shit."

They banned me, I tried to appeal, they banned me for a FUCKING MONTH

the mods are fags. they never do fucking anything.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 07:42

SNACKS IS A MURDER
FUCKING A.D.T.R.W

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 09:19

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to 4chan a while ago; you know, 4chan?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "FOUR MORE YEARS" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to 4chan just because it's The shithole of the internet, fool.
It's only cp, S-E-E P-E-E for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some 4chan, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you CP if you GTFO.
4chan should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then some bastard posted "MOAR SAUCE."
Who in the doesn't know the sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "Why the fuck dont you know what the SOURCE is?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Source please?"?
Coming from a 4chan veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, Grinman.
That's right, Grinman. This is the vet's way of posting.
Grinman means more win than fail. But on the other hand the bandwith is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the mods from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with DQN.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5590 01:18

Banned from 4chan a dozen times for ban evasion.
I have a really dynamic IP (refreshes like every half hour), so I didn't even know I was banned until the last time, lol.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 10:27

I was banned from /d/ once. I don't go to /d/ often at all, but one time I went there for some reason.

Then I saw a thread titled "Medical vagina examinations". I immediately searched google for "happy doctor", and then posted a picture of a smiling doctor.

I was banned from /g/ a few times. One time there was a meme, where people would post "I suggest that you get a Sager, games on medium laptop. It plays games on medium." or something to that effect, usually accompanied with a picture of Bob Saget. It got a bit out of hand, and so people who did it were banned for it.

Then later, there was the tidus meme. People were spamming /g/ with pictures of Tidus from Final Fantasty X.
I posted a couple of pictures of Tidus, and got banned for a week.

Just this month, I got banned from /g/ again, for starting a desktop thread.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 12:30

I got banned from all boards for posting Boxxy shit. lol

Trying to change IP to get myself unbanned, but nothing worked. FUCK!

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 12:34

>>260
Why does the year my post was made say 1993?

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 13:43

>>261
Why, my dear fellow, because you need to lurk moar.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 22:06

>>260 lol, welcome enjoy your stay

264 Name: Triovana : 1993-09-5654 12:02

Today I got banned for ... um... something? The explanation was >:( I mean... What does that even mean? I asked for an explanation and got no reply... Moot or Snacks, if you're reading this, an explanation would be nice...

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5654 17:59

I never got banned from 4chan. I never returned to 4chan after /b/-day. I hate the shithole that is 4chan. I hate the fact that we are talking about this blasted place on such sacred places like this one. Also, I hate memes. Fuck memes, they are the reason imageboards suck so hard the last few years.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 00:01

>>261
You noticed it said it was 1993, but you didn't notce it was also the 5613rd of September

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 23:07

>>265 you rub me in all the right places.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 12:02

-.- Who doesn't evade 4chan bans when the bans are so stupid they aren't even actually defined in the rules?

People constantly trolling out of /b/, pouring out into other forums... and yet mods ban the users who "replied to thread so-and-so".

269 Name: Farsight : 1993-09-5681 19:49

I Got Permib& for a typo, typed 17 for my age instead of 18...

i hate my keyboard :(

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 00:51

I got banned for a website that specializes in Saturn ION repair, and I got so pissed I said "FUCK YOU GM, RUST IN HELL YOU FUCKTARDS! YOU HAD 35 YEARS TO PULL YOUR RETARDED HEAD OUT YOUR FAT ASS! IF YOU EVEN MATCHED THE HONDA CIVIC FOR RELIABILITY AND REPAIRABILITY 20 COCKSUCKING YEARS AGO, I WOULDN'T BE STUCK WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING ZINC PIECE OF SHIT LOCK CYLINDER HOUSING! I HOPE THAT HELL HAS HENTAI MONSTERERS TO KICK YOUR ASS AGAIN! THEYRE SHUTTING DETROIT DOWN?! TOCHIGHI SHUT DETROIT DOWN BY BUILDING GREAT STUFF. OH, DONT FORGET THIS! THE GREATEST HONDUHS WERE BUILT IN FUCKING OHIO!"

It sure felt good to say it.

271 Name: banon : 1993-09-5706 00:24

So I just got banned for running a virus lulz. The funny thing is I wasn't fucking mods...

272 Name: dismember : 1993-09-5712 04:45

i got banned for saying FUCK 420.

273 Name: SAGE : 1993-09-5764 06:55

oHo! Nice guy!

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5788 01:09

I got banned twice. Once I jokingly posted "Wallachia is the most moe Tsukihime character. Prove me wrong," on /jp/. I didn't know that "prove me wrong" results in a 3-day ban, and had to sit it out.

The second time (happened today)I got banned for supposedly posting cp. I've never posted cp and am disgusted by those that do. Naturally, my appeal got shot down and I have to wait a week.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 23:07

I've never been banned, and I've been posting there since January 2005. I think I'm doing it wrong.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 05:47

During my days in the imageboard section I got banned only once when mods were fighting against "grey area content".

I was never banned on any textboards and I'm proud of it.

277 Name: :( : 1993-09-5799 08:45

I was just banned for typing "You, sir, are and idiot" ... I honestly had no idea that it was a forced meme or w/e... I didn't think I was a 'newfag' untill someone on the /b/ board posted a pic saying it was a new wordfilter try it out, etc.

Not even knowing what a wordfilter is... I tried it... 2 seconds later... insta ban :(

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 13:01

GET BANNED EASILY!

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 00:15

Can someone give me advice on getting banned from 4chan? All of my friends have been banned from 4chan, and they're making fun of me, saying things like... "I've been permabanned 3 times, but you can't even get banned for 3 days!". I'm starting to feel like a teenage girl that isn't pregnant!

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 00:26

Post as moot#faggot. Problem solved.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 07:35

>>279さん, this is a bad idea. If you get banned on imageboards you lose access to text boards too!

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 23:19

>>281
But the textboards on 4chan are terrible.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 23:58

>>282
>But 4chan is terrible.

Fixed it 4 u.

284 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-5802 14:51

>>51

> I could care less

Why is Snacks such an idiot?

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 21:32

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286 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-5806 06:37

Moot gets 286

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 00:37

I want to get banned from 4chan. How can I accomplish this? I NEED IDEAS DQN!!

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 03:28

Post something that's both original and funny. They hate that shit.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 05:43

Try to harass mods, doubt their actions, etc. Usually they flip the fuck out after this.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 06:21

Spam as much cancer as you can. Forcing a meme that the mods or moot really don't like will get it done faster.

Bonus points if you include solid instaban classics along with your forcing, such as moot#faggot and DSFARGEG.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 21:35

Post a macro photo of your penis. This will get you banned because moot doesn't like these photos after someone called him "faggot".

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 20:13

I just got banned for LOOKING at a piccolo dick thread.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 20:19

I just got banned for looking at this thread!

294 Name: (o*0) : 1993-09-5833 08:05

I just got banned for looking at a thread
fuck this im going on 99chan

295 Name: overaged : 1993-09-5849 01:19

They thought I was underage. I said I was 18 when accused of being underaged so they banned me. My appeal was also denied.
Seriously,is 18 underage?

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