So today I got banned from 4chan... (406, permasaged)

1 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-05 12:28 ID:Heaven [Del]

... for posting an "I love Shiori" (a 2chan meme) pic in a thread with some retarded fanart that the poster got banned for. Neither thread nor original picture got deleted, though, to serve as an example, I guess. Bah.

I think it's been my 4th or 5th time being banned from 4chan now. One time was for flooding /b/ with various ways of spelling "Rei", another time for posting a picture of a dude sucking his own dick which apparently was ruled to look underage or something. Yet another time was for posting some loli or shota pic in /b/ soon after /l/ got axed to please YowCow (lol).

Anyhow, did you ever get banned from 4chan? And what for?

TELL US YOUR STORY!

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 09:19

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to 4chan a while ago; you know, 4chan?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "FOUR MORE YEARS" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to 4chan just because it's The shithole of the internet, fool.
It's only cp, S-E-E P-E-E for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some 4chan, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you CP if you GTFO.
4chan should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then some bastard posted "MOAR SAUCE."
Who in the doesn't know the sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "Why the fuck dont you know what the SOURCE is?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Source please?"?
Coming from a 4chan veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, Grinman.
That's right, Grinman. This is the vet's way of posting.
Grinman means more win than fail. But on the other hand the bandwith is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the mods from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with DQN.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5590 01:18

Banned from 4chan a dozen times for ban evasion.
I have a really dynamic IP (refreshes like every half hour), so I didn't even know I was banned until the last time, lol.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 10:27

I was banned from /d/ once. I don't go to /d/ often at all, but one time I went there for some reason.

Then I saw a thread titled "Medical vagina examinations". I immediately searched google for "happy doctor", and then posted a picture of a smiling doctor.

I was banned from /g/ a few times. One time there was a meme, where people would post "I suggest that you get a Sager, games on medium laptop. It plays games on medium." or something to that effect, usually accompanied with a picture of Bob Saget. It got a bit out of hand, and so people who did it were banned for it.

Then later, there was the tidus meme. People were spamming /g/ with pictures of Tidus from Final Fantasty X.
I posted a couple of pictures of Tidus, and got banned for a week.

Just this month, I got banned from /g/ again, for starting a desktop thread.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 12:30

I got banned from all boards for posting Boxxy shit. lol

Trying to change IP to get myself unbanned, but nothing worked. FUCK!

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 12:34

>>260
Why does the year my post was made say 1993?

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 13:43

>>261
Why, my dear fellow, because you need to lurk moar.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 22:06

>>260 lol, welcome enjoy your stay

264 Name: Triovana : 1993-09-5654 12:02

Today I got banned for ... um... something? The explanation was >:( I mean... What does that even mean? I asked for an explanation and got no reply... Moot or Snacks, if you're reading this, an explanation would be nice...

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5654 17:59

I never got banned from 4chan. I never returned to 4chan after /b/-day. I hate the shithole that is 4chan. I hate the fact that we are talking about this blasted place on such sacred places like this one. Also, I hate memes. Fuck memes, they are the reason imageboards suck so hard the last few years.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 00:01

>>261
You noticed it said it was 1993, but you didn't notce it was also the 5613rd of September

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 23:07

>>265 you rub me in all the right places.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 12:02

-.- Who doesn't evade 4chan bans when the bans are so stupid they aren't even actually defined in the rules?

People constantly trolling out of /b/, pouring out into other forums... and yet mods ban the users who "replied to thread so-and-so".

269 Name: Farsight : 1993-09-5681 19:49

I Got Permib& for a typo, typed 17 for my age instead of 18...

i hate my keyboard :(

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 00:51

I got banned for a website that specializes in Saturn ION repair, and I got so pissed I said "FUCK YOU GM, RUST IN HELL YOU FUCKTARDS! YOU HAD 35 YEARS TO PULL YOUR RETARDED HEAD OUT YOUR FAT ASS! IF YOU EVEN MATCHED THE HONDA CIVIC FOR RELIABILITY AND REPAIRABILITY 20 COCKSUCKING YEARS AGO, I WOULDN'T BE STUCK WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING ZINC PIECE OF SHIT LOCK CYLINDER HOUSING! I HOPE THAT HELL HAS HENTAI MONSTERERS TO KICK YOUR ASS AGAIN! THEYRE SHUTTING DETROIT DOWN?! TOCHIGHI SHUT DETROIT DOWN BY BUILDING GREAT STUFF. OH, DONT FORGET THIS! THE GREATEST HONDUHS WERE BUILT IN FUCKING OHIO!"

It sure felt good to say it.

271 Name: banon : 1993-09-5706 00:24

So I just got banned for running a virus lulz. The funny thing is I wasn't fucking mods...

272 Name: dismember : 1993-09-5712 04:45

i got banned for saying FUCK 420.

273 Name: SAGE : 1993-09-5764 06:55

oHo! Nice guy!

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5788 01:09

I got banned twice. Once I jokingly posted "Wallachia is the most moe Tsukihime character. Prove me wrong," on /jp/. I didn't know that "prove me wrong" results in a 3-day ban, and had to sit it out.

The second time (happened today)I got banned for supposedly posting cp. I've never posted cp and am disgusted by those that do. Naturally, my appeal got shot down and I have to wait a week.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 23:07

I've never been banned, and I've been posting there since January 2005. I think I'm doing it wrong.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 05:47

During my days in the imageboard section I got banned only once when mods were fighting against "grey area content".

I was never banned on any textboards and I'm proud of it.

277 Name: :( : 1993-09-5799 08:45

I was just banned for typing "You, sir, are and idiot" ... I honestly had no idea that it was a forced meme or w/e... I didn't think I was a 'newfag' untill someone on the /b/ board posted a pic saying it was a new wordfilter try it out, etc.

Not even knowing what a wordfilter is... I tried it... 2 seconds later... insta ban :(

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 13:01

GET BANNED EASILY!

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 00:15

Can someone give me advice on getting banned from 4chan? All of my friends have been banned from 4chan, and they're making fun of me, saying things like... "I've been permabanned 3 times, but you can't even get banned for 3 days!". I'm starting to feel like a teenage girl that isn't pregnant!

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 00:26

Post as moot#faggot. Problem solved.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 07:35

>>279さん, this is a bad idea. If you get banned on imageboards you lose access to text boards too!

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 23:19

>>281
But the textboards on 4chan are terrible.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 23:58

>>282
>But 4chan is terrible.

Fixed it 4 u.

284 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-5802 14:51

>>51

> I could care less

Why is Snacks such an idiot?

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 21:32

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286 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-5806 06:37

Moot gets 286

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 00:37

I want to get banned from 4chan. How can I accomplish this? I NEED IDEAS DQN!!

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 03:28

Post something that's both original and funny. They hate that shit.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 05:43

Try to harass mods, doubt their actions, etc. Usually they flip the fuck out after this.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 06:21

Spam as much cancer as you can. Forcing a meme that the mods or moot really don't like will get it done faster.

Bonus points if you include solid instaban classics along with your forcing, such as moot#faggot and DSFARGEG.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 21:35

Post a macro photo of your penis. This will get you banned because moot doesn't like these photos after someone called him "faggot".

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 20:13

I just got banned for LOOKING at a piccolo dick thread.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 20:19

I just got banned for looking at this thread!

294 Name: (o*0) : 1993-09-5833 08:05

I just got banned for looking at a thread
fuck this im going on 99chan

295 Name: overaged : 1993-09-5849 01:19

They thought I was underage. I said I was 18 when accused of being underaged so they banned me. My appeal was also denied.
Seriously,is 18 underage?

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5849 22:49

>>1-295 You will all be better off for it, and will come to realise 4chan is shit and there's lots of other great imageboards

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5850 22:54

>>296 Please, good sir, give some examples.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 10:45

>>297
Gensokyo's finest newspaper.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 11:43

>>297 look up what you're interested in. 99chan has /move/ if you like to dance. I post on all boards on sovietrussia just about. I spend most of my day on varous boards on 420chan. I like Touhou so pooshlmer's pretty good. Zerochan has a good music board. I like this board too.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 14:50

KEKEKEKWEEKEEKEKEKEKEEKEKAKAKAKAEKEKEEIIIIIIIII----

301 Name: moot!3ORzU0yNjQ : 1993-09-5865 22:26

fucking niggertits

i hate my life.. :(

302 Name: cockmongler!!xjijtaNJ : 1993-09-5870 04:16

just got b& for poasting 4chan.js :3

what do?

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 04:34

Permasage please

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5872 09:15

how was this not archived to the forbidden garden

305 Name: Lou bega : 1993-09-5920 15:14

perma banned for idiot pedophile.
what can i say, i love dem lil girls

306 Name: nigger : 1993-09-5942 00:48

NIGGER
that is all

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5942 21:33

Requesting a permasage for this thread, please. It has become too DQN for even DQN to handle.

308 Name: Lost!fniTHEGAME : 1993-09-5946 05:38

I got b& for using this tripcode

309 Name: Permab& : 1993-09-5953 00:41

How do i get unb&?

The said i replied to a boy thread!

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5953 11:46

Banned for posting the phrase "supa kawaii wotaku grrl" for a single day.

311 Name: !4chan2arx2 : 1993-09-5955 03:52

>>302
Log-in as a mod and unban yourself.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5955 19:25

Kon'nichi wa! My name is Andréa, but please call me Shiori. I'm 19 years old. I love music, anime, and i enjoy taking long walks. I'm a Visual Kei fan. I love bands and artists like Miyavi ♥, Malice Mizer ♥, DBSK ♥, Dir en Grey ♥, The GazettE ♥, Utada Hikaru ♥, and others. I'm lovable and cool to hang out with. ^_^ I'm me and always will be me. I love Liev Schreiber <33333

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5956 10:41

I was once banned from 4chan for posting bestiality on /b/. Regardless, their banning mod couldn't spelled "bestiality" properly in my ban message. Having a dynamic IP fixes that though.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 08:26

This thread is so old it's from the future!

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 09:23

I ones at a pennies.

316 Name: wutwutindabutt : 1993-09-5981 07:57

lolololololol

317 Name: oos!TP1.Pk.Oos : 1993-09-6005 18:04

heh

318 Name: I FEEL !f7zB3BxtHw : 1993-09-6005 22:41

best

319 Name: SovietRussia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-6005 23:24

>>318
P.S. Your a faggot

320 Name: foo~ !TP1.Pk.Oos : 1993-09-6006 04:40

Haha, i got banned today because I used the nickname "marshviperx". The funny thing is I NEVER used such a nickname.

321 Name: anon : 1993-09-6013 04:35

i am currently banned for 89 days for a joke about the runescape spam

322 Name: m♥♥t : 1993-09-6013 16:20

All I did was step away for a moment to get some soup. And then these HACKERS ON STEROIDS hacked my Web page. zomg h4x! They may even be an INTERNET HATE MACHINE!

h4lp? ;_;

323 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-6013 17:31

I was once banned for explaining that what someone else had posted was in fact the lyrics to Love Shine from DDR/IIDX

324 Name: fuck4chan : 1993-09-6018 09:34

Got banned today for trying to make a lulzy thread with a pic that said "Drawfags can't Triforce" with a hand drawn Triforce symbol, and in the message field I typed "Prove me wrong.", and the next thing I know, insta-ban for 3 days! hooray!

They ban you for saying something like that, but not for saying words like nigger, fag, faggot and other defamatory ones?... FUCK Moot and his gay child 4chan, seriously.

325 Name: m♥♥t : 1993-09-6018 17:28

>>324 is B& for lese-majeste.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6019 05:20

>>323
It's actually 'Love ♥ Shine'. That's probably why.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6019 06:38

I was once banned from /v/ for typing up a paragraph proclaiming my love for my imaginary giant robot waifu.

I was also banned for posting a picture of "PS3 SUX" written in the road grime on my car.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6053 06:28

i got b& for delivaring promised tits on /b/ (i.e being an attention whore)

329 Name: Dude : 1993-09-6054 21:09

Note: W.T.Snacks is indeed a fag.
Like, literally - hes a fat, black, jewish high-school kid from Maryland that seriously has a PASSION for dick.

330 Name: cuntmuffin : 1993-09-6060 00:47

i got b& for poasting a pic of a baby getting shit on... the thread topic was how to kill a boner

331 Name: baboo : 1993-09-6063 14:37

niggers

332 Name: Ananonymous : 1993-09-6099 03:20

I got permabanned for "having a problem with moderation staff" whatever the hell that means. Didn't have one until I realized I was banned, though.

333 Name: Enemycrab : 1993-09-6116 05:51

You have been banned from 4chan for the following reason(s)

"Prove me wrong... bullshit."

WHAT THE FUCK.

334 Name: IAMSAD : 1993-09-6119 01:03

Man, you banned me for shit all. Seriously I came home one day from school and found some shit about me posting some shitty paedo thread. What....the....shit.

335 Name: PROVEMEWRONGFGT : 1993-09-6121 22:31

I got a 3 day ban for the "Prove me wrong...bullshit." Fuck that shit, show me in the fucking rules where it says you cant say "Prove me wrong" fucking faggots

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 22:58

Just got banned for saying that a .gif that hasen't been deleted for an hour clearly cannot be CP.

337 Name: not_telling : 1993-09-6144 05:33

just got banned for spam. did not spam. wat do?

338 Name: woah : 1993-09-6150 07:52

i think i am kinda late to respond to this thread... 2004? holy shit i just came across this now wtf

339 Name: sam : 1993-09-6156 11:01

well i posted the url "www.thechive.com" and it said i was banned for one day. and all the proxy servers are banned too.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6157 09:09

i got banned for posting 2 pages of cp what bullshit

341 Name: maneater : 1993-09-6160 17:39

I got banned for posting a parody of a spam message. Apparently posting one parody once gets you a 90 day ban for "spamming"

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 22:04

Someone told me to try a tripcode. Permabanned for ban evasion when I try and post with it...

343 Name: lolt : 1993-09-6207 02:11

got permabanned for saying

FUCK YOU MOOT

in his own thread

cant understand why

344 Name: trollolololol : 1993-09-6215 00:16

i'm a wififaggot who doesn't know how to set up a damn password and one of my fucking asshole neighbors got me banned for 45 days. it expires sometime next week, but it's been hell without a place to troll :'(

345 Name: limesrcool : 1993-09-6229 17:09

got banned from 4chan /b/ from making a thread called cp =cheese pizza

346 Name: sr limesscool : 1993-09-6245 00:17

lets start this thread back up i got banned for callinn moot the pinnacle of everything bad in this worldd

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6262 21:53

i just farted

348 Name: anonymous : 1993-09-6279 05:40

got banned from 4chan /v/ for saying "Prove me wrong" with the message "Prove me wrong....Bullshit."

349 Name: i win : 1993-09-6286 16:31

this thread just got bumped

350 Name: Jwesssa : 1993-09-6305 01:52

Someone got on my computer and said ""I hate myself for posting in this thread."" "everyone else hates you too"

So i can not 4chan for 11 days. awesome. xD

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 06:06

B& for posting a 'banned URL' in a thread that I had no idea was banned. Good thing it's only a day though...

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 09:00

4chan is done. b used to have an intelligent undercurrent of thought and discussion, and now i make a valid post, some fucktard behind a keyboard bans me. fuck new 4chan. and there's still furry.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 14:37

Are there even such things as unbanned proxies from 4chan?

354 Name: anonymous : 1993-09-6351 16:54

i'm banned atm for replying to CP...
wtf! i didn't even post CP, i just posted a picture of Chris Hanson.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 02:40

I posted vidya in /v/ and got banned. Silly me

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6360 21:06

I got banned today. The reason they said was for: posting /d/ickgirl garbage and requesting outside of /r/. I've never done this. I always hang out in the /adv/ board and the last thing I asked about was whether or not I should buy a car. I can't appeal because the ban is short. What the fuck did I do?

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