THE BEST PICTURE ON THE INTERNET (36)

1 Name: Barnaby Worthingford 2004-12-08 07:59 ID:eLMl9c/Q [Del]

http://www.deviantart.com/view/12880246/

snow!!!!!!!!! he hee

2 Name: DQN 2004-12-08 08:18 ID:Heaven [Del]

Deviant: ~AnimeLover12191 (#92714280)
Date: Dec 4, 2004, 8:03:40 PM
this is good!! and funny ^_^

3 Name: Barnaby Worthingford 2004-12-08 08:48 ID:Heaven [Del]

Let's try to understand this image

First, what do we see? The most recognizable item is the head in the center of the image. It has blue hair with two white circles on either side, and and ambiguous expression of either extreme joy or extreme terror. (One may say this mirror's the viewer's own emotions upon seeing this piece.) On top of the head, there is a marroon colored mass which appears to have a fuzzy texture, but does not fully cover the hair as a hat might. The head appears to be severed, but it is implied that this head is the source of the statements around it. So, we may assume that the body is covered in snow, and the head is poking above it, although this would be difficult to imagine considering the shape of said snow. It appears to have a deep canyon to the left of the head, with a small cliff extending over it. This cliff could infact be interpreted as a snow covered arm as well. It also brings us to question the scale of this image. This could in fact, be a gigantic severed head on top of a mountain, judging from the shape of the snow. The sky (or, we assume it represents sky) is a pale green color, and utterly cloudless.

4 Name: Barnaby Worthingford 2004-12-08 08:48 ID:Heaven [Del]

Now, we can move on to the text. Each statement is enclosed in a square, not a word bubble, but we can assume the head is saying these things. Reading from left to right, the default for English language, we can see each statement increasing in terror and urgency, though all the text is emphisized with underlines. Lack of proper initial capitals and required punctuation heightens the rushed aspect of the situation. However, the last line makes a dramatic switch in tone.

The line "snow!!!!!!! he hee" adds the most mystery to this piece. After building up with so much fear and an idea of murder, why suddenly such a happy statement? We can try to look to the artist's statement to get a glimpse of it's meaning.

" I got really bored one day and painted a picture of this girl getting atacked by snow trying to hide
Did it on paint... I draw better on paper... "

Now we understand that the girl is being attacked by the snow ITSELF. This adds a lot of humor to the piece. She being attacked by snow, which happens to have a cannon full of snow, and will murder her. So, her hiding within the snow itself is utterly pointless, though humorous and thought provoking.

Please, tell me your thoughts on this artwork.

5 Name: sage 2004-12-08 10:46 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>3-4
10 words or less, plz

6 Name: Anonymous 2004-12-08 11:44 ID:Heaven [Del]

> It has blue hair

ZOMG!

7 Name: Samuel Puddlebun 2004-12-08 11:55 ID:Heaven [Del]

Since when the hell did DQN tards become art critics?

oh wai...

8 Name: Cyril Didgekag 2004-12-08 17:12 ID:Heaven [Del]

caveman

9 Name: Augustus Drennerdale 2004-12-09 02:20 ID:f78kgZPw [Del]

I made a chart of the quality of the intarnet.

S|          _____,----,___
t|-----,___/              |
a|                        |
t|                        \____,---,____
e|________________________^_____________
     T i m e              |
deviantArt comes online --/

You can also replace "deviantArt" with "LiveJournal," "4chan," etc

10 Name: !WAHa.06x36 2004-12-09 14:13 ID:U+ad41xg [Del] 

S|          _____,----,___
t|-----,___/              |
a|                        |
t|                        |____,---,____
e|________________________^_____________
     T i m e              |
        September, 1993 --'

11 Name: Clara Crebbernere 2004-12-09 14:14 ID:Heaven [Del]

S| _____,----,___
t|-----,___/ |
a| |
t| |____,---,____
e|________________________^_____________

 T i m e              |

September 11th, 2001 --'

12 Name: Clara Crebbernere 2004-12-09 14:14 ID:Heaven [Del]

zOMG VANDALISM!

13 Name: Rebecca Chezzlewell 2004-12-09 15:06 ID:K60+eMGw [Del]

>>10

I have reported you to AOL for stealing ascii art, as it is a crime.

14 Name: Hannah Gusslebane 2004-12-09 21:09 ID:oTdfz2PQ [Del]

>>10 is too good for DQN

15 Name: KJI!XDpPLAUYlQ 2004-12-10 00:53 ID:cOcpeE1A [Del]

15 get

16 Name: Augustus Drennerdale 2004-12-10 05:09 ID:/7lFb/BA [Del]

I don't get it. What happened in September 1993?

17 Name: zepher!JDUu5w4iro 2004-12-10 06:54 ID:Heaven [Del]

browser iirc, no more need for ascii art...

18 Name: sammichcat 2004-12-10 13:55 ID:AbORes/Q [Del]

http://archive.ncsa.uiuc.edu/SDG/Software/Mosaic/Docs/old-whats-new/whats-new-0993.html

19 Name: !WAHa.06x36 2004-12-10 15:23 ID:F+D+GqeQ [Del]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

20 Name: Barnaby Worthingford 2004-12-10 23:56 ID:Heaven [Del]

this picture has changed my life, do you like it

21 Name: Mr VacBob!JqK7T7zan.!!rxXB0yjC 2004-12-12 02:19 ID:Heaven [Del]

ME TOO

22 Name: :) 04/12/12(Sun)07:11 ID:Heaven [Del]

Let's go to 1000 by

snow!!!!!!! he hee

23 Name: :( 04/12/12(Sun)07:17 ID:Heaven [Del]

I went back to the picture, someone left a mean comment :(

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25 Name: DQN DQN LOL 04/12/15(Wed)13:53 ID:zKGqIaeB [Del]

>>23
It's just Shii...

26 Name: age 04/12/21(Tue)19:37 ID:Heaven [Del]

age

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4770 03:07

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28 Name: resnet58-109.ucr.edu : 1993-09-5147 23:12

test

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5323 04:17

VORUDEMOTO

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5323 18:06

OH SHIT A THREAD FROM THE FUTURE

31 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 05:50

Oh wow I remember this thread.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 23:58

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33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 12:43

The year was 2004.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 21:11

The dates...how the fuck?
HWAT BLACK MAGIC HACKERY IS THIS?

35 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6825 00:49

del

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 02:25

Idiots, everyone knows computers won't work after Y2K.

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