( ・ω・) I have no character.
( ・ω・) Yeah, I was going to 300get.
( ・-・) You can still get the unlucky 313get.
( ・ω・) I guess that's just as good.
∧＿∧
ｒy ´・-・｀ヽっ I resent this.
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(･ω･∩ You're so full of yourself.
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( ・ω・) Oops, I let go of the balloon.
( ・ω・) Oh well. No great loss.
( ・ω・) I'll just hide here until Grandpa stops his murderous rampage against us law-abiding masked riders.
*。
+゜★*
゜。；*| ∧ ∧ Sparklers are nifty!
・ ゜＊ * ∩ ・ω・)
;;;._,,.,;;.,.,.;;;.,, ,,,.,,.,;;;. ;;.,.,.* ： + 。 ・ ,丶 ： ⊃._,,,..,,.;,;.
+ ： ＊ + ゜ ・ (/~U
: * ： ゜ ・ 。
*。
+゜★*
゜。；*| ∧ ∧ I'm a beautiful fairy!
・ ゜＊ * ∩ ・ω・)
;;;.,,.,;;.,.,.;;;.,, ,,,.,,.,;;;. ;;.,.,.* ： + 。 ・ ,丶 ： ⊃.,,,..,,.;,;.
+ ： ＊ + ゜ ・ (/~U
: * ： ゜ ・ 。
( ・-・) Hello, I've come to derail your thread
( ・-・) ...
(・-・ ) I see that it's unnecessary.
|彡 Fucking fairies!
( ・ω・) Nice of you to visit! Come again anytime!
...were no survivors. In the lighter side of the news,
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | ／ （・ω・ ）･･･aww...
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
Beloved child star Clonepa was bru- -clik-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
...was bruléd and sautéd to death at Chez Rei today
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | ／ （・-・ ）That's news! Food at Rei's!
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
...was brushed aside by the President's aids as he attempted to
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | ／ （´ω` ） Way to go.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
...was Brutus' best friend. Octavian will execute him for...
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∩_∩
/ / | | ／ （・-・ ） Old news is old.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
...was Brubeck's favorite drummer during the bebop years,
known chiefly for playing bongo drums with mittens on.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | ／ （ﾟヮ ﾟ ） Bongos!
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
( ・ω・) I miss my acting career.
OMFG! They killed Clonepa! Bastards!
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | ／ （´ω` ） HA HA HA HA
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
( ・ω・) Yeah, that was a fun episode.
( ・ω・) I wish my agent would call me again sometime.
( ´ω`) You died in every episode, Clonepa. As your agent I had to spend all the money you earned on new clones.
( ・ω・) What about the clone touring with Dave Brubeck? That me is doing okay, right?
( ´ω`) The bebop era is long over. I'm sure they ate you by now.
∧_∧
⊂（･ω･ ）つ-、
／／/ /_/:::::/ I ought to get back into jazz.
|:::|/⊂ヽノ|:::| ／」 I'm sure that's where the money is these days!
／￣￣旦￣￣￣／|
／＿＿＿＿＿＿／ | |
| |-----------|
( ´ω`) Put some clothes on, I don't want to look at your meat stick. Jizz is not where the money is.
( ・ω・) You never give us clothes.
( ´ω`) It's character building.
∧_∧
⊂（･ω･ ）つ-、
／／/ /_/:::::/ Well I'm just going to sit here without any
|:::|/⊂ヽノ|:::| ／」 clothes on, then.
／￣￣旦￣￣￣／|
／＿＿＿＿＿＿／ | |
| |-----------|
∧_∧
⊂（･ω･ ）つ-、
／／/ /_/:::::/ I'm wearing a mitten.
|:::|/⊂ヽノ|:::| ／」
／￣￣旦￣￣￣／|
／＿＿＿＿＿＿／ | |
| |-----------|
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Can I make an offer you can't refuse for that mitten?
( ・ω・) You'll have to peel that mitten off my cold, dead naughty bits.
∧_∧
⊂（･ω･ ）つ-、
／／/ /_/:::::/ yeah go for it
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ:|/⊂ヽノ|:::| ／」
／￣￣旦￣￣￣／|
／＿＿＿＿＿＿／ | |
| |-----------|
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why is it ... crunchy?
( ・ω・) Nothing to worry about, I merely forgot to wash the mitten after spilling some cream into it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)...
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Unwashed mittens...
( ･ハ･) Hi. I started out as a Darkpa clone, but upon seeing myself, have renamed myself Heaving Bosomspa.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bosom... spa?
( ･ハ･) You heard me, toots.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Heaving... Bosom... spa?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Is that some kind of milk pool?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) With a mitten wave generator!?
( ･ハ･) It's not all about mittens, you know.
( ・ω・) It's about kittens and bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that, too.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I can has cheezemittenz?
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ・ω・) What's a cheezemittenz?
( ･ハ･) I think it's the thing you were wearing about 15 posts ago.
( ・ω・) I can't remember that far back.
( ´ω`) Sorry about that, she ripped off more than the mitten, so I had to bring out a new clone.
( ・ω・) It's fun to be alive!
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| | | ＿＿＿＿_＿/ ｀ Will you be my friend?
| | | | ..｀`‐-､._ ＼
| | ! i ｀..`‐-､._ ＼
| | i . ∧∧ ../ ..`‐-､＼
| | i. | ( ・ω・) / ∩∩ | |
＿| |＿ / ｏ〆 (・-・ )
|＿＿_| しー-Ｊ uu＿）
( ・ω・) We should go to Seattle, then!
( ◕ ヮ◕) Can I be your friend too?
( ・ω・) Only if you get off the drugs. I have standards.
( ◕ -◕) Well then forget it. I have standards too, you know.
( ・-・) Having low standards is perfectly fine.
(・...・) brains?
( ・-・) Help yourself, they're in the jar above the fridge.
(・...・) The ones in your head are still fresh. Gimme.
( ・-・) Well they were fresh, until all the pills turned them to mush and they leaked out my ear.
( ・-・) Now are you going to take them or not?
(・...・) Why not, zombies wanna get high too.
...was eaten by zombies. This new zombie taste for
rabbits has authorities concerned for the future of...
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | ／ （・ω・ ） Poor little guy.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
Beloved child star Beady Eyes was bru- -clik-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
...was brunching with hotel heiress Paris Hilton,
a brainless bimbo thought to be a zombie victim.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∩∩
/ / | | ／ （・-・ ） I like 'em stupid.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
...was Bruce Jenner's personal fluffer for over twenty years.
When asked why he quit, he answered "I just couldn't take the..."
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | ／ （´ω` ） What a loser.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
...was walking to work when three men came from an alleyway attacked him. Forensics experts suspect the they may have actually eaten the body as a means of concealing the evidence...
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | ／ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!!!
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
＿＿＿＿ ∩∩
/ / | | ／ （・-・ ） Wait a minute, since when was I beloved?
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
...jumped the shark when the character "Beady Eyes" was
introduced in an attempt to shore up the thread's flagging ratings.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | ／ （´ω` ） What a loser.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
In other news, noted character actor Grandpa st-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ I thought I turned the news off!
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
...stripped naked and jumped int-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（´ω` ヽ That's enough of that.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
...jumped into the water to save his beloved gra...
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∩＿∩
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・-・ ヽ Cramps pisses me off.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
...loved grand mocha latte. Unfortunately, it was too...
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | ／ （･ิω･ิ ） Shoulda gone to Burger King.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
We now return to As the Grandpa Turns, already in progress...
Tell me the truth, doctor. I can take it.
￣￣￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧_∧ ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
＿＿( ´ω`) ＿＿＿ Λ◎Λ ／
| __ （ つ＿つ＿＿| （･ิω･ิ ）＜ I'm afraid your clone has no character.
|＼⌒⌒＼| |＼ （＼ ／ ） ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
| ＼ ======= ＼|__Ω____|
＼ |⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒|＿（＿__）
＼ |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
sniffle
I have no clone.
￣￣￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧_∧ ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
＿＿( ´ω`) ＿＿＿ Λ◎Λ ／
| __ （ つ＿つ＿＿| （･ิω･ิ ）＜ That joke's been done to death.
|＼⌒⌒＼| |＼ （＼ ／ ） ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
| ＼ ======= ＼|__Ω____|
＼ |⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒|＿（＿__）
＼ |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
( ・ω・) Wow, this thread is sure developing a lot of character.
( ・ω・) ...
( ・ω・) I'd better leave.
| ◎∧
|″･ิω･ิ) Don't worry, it's not contagious.
|. V ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)
| ◎∧
|″・-・) Take your pills, Cramps.
|. V ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)
＼ ヽ ! | /
＼ ヽ ヽ / / ／ .
＼ ｜ / ／
,イ
￣ -- = ＿ / | --'''''''
,,, ,r‐、λノ ゛i、_,、ノゝ - ￣
゛l ∧∧ ゛、_
.j´ (・ω・ ) （. Power up!
─ ＿ ─ { c/◎~ つ /─ ＿ ─
) ｛ ,、｛ ,l~
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∩_∩ ∧＿∧
( ・-・) ⊂=（・ω・ ） Your pill pushing days are over!
(O つ ヽ O)
/ ) ( ＼
( /￣∪ ∪￣＼)
∧＿∧
∩_∩⊂=（・ω・ ） Take this!
(O( ・ x・) ヽ O)
/ ) ( ＼
( /￣∪ ∪￣＼)
∧＿∧
∩_∩=つ;;)ωﾞﾟ') oof!
(O( ・-・) ヽ O)
/ ヽ ( ＼
( /￣Lﾉ ∪￣＼)
∩_∩ ∧＿∧
( )∩;;)３ﾞﾟ'）.・:；my eye!
Oゝ ノ、 O)
/ ) ( ＼
( /￣∪ ∪￣＼)
( ;;)ω・) I'm sorry. I was out of line.
(″･ิω･ิ) These are.. The THREADS OF RAGE
( ;;)ω・) It's better to be nice to people.
( ;;)ω・)つ ・
″( ∩ω・) poik
( - ω・)
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)つ・ hey I found another!
″( ∩ω・) poik
( ∩ω・)つ・ HAHAHHA I KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE
″( ∩ω・) poik
( ∴ω・) let's get this shit started
( ・-・) Please do, a sprinkling of Tanasinn derails anything instantly.
( ・∩・)
( ・ω・) I changed my mind. I will only use the power of Tanasinn for good.
( ・-・) You totally suck, Clonepa.
( ・-・) Also, 400get.