( EΦE) I have no character.
( E-E) Well they were fresh, until all the pills turned them to mush and they leaked out my ear.
( E-E) Now are you going to take them or not?
(E...E) Why not, zombies wanna get high too.
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Tell me the truth, doctor. I can take it.
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( EΦE) I'd better leave.
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(₯ิΦ₯ิ) These are.. The THREADS OF RAGE
( ;;)ΦE) It's better to be nice to people.
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( EΦE)ΒE hey I found another!
( ΏΦE) poik
( ΏΦE)ΒE HAHAHHA I KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE
( ΏΦE) poik
( ΦE) let's get this shit started
( E-E) Please do, a sprinkling of Tanasinn derails anything instantly.
( EΏE)
( EΦE) I changed my mind. I will only use the power of Tanasinn for good.
( E-E) You totally suck, Clonepa.
( E-E) Also, 400get.
( EΦE) Each time you hurt me, I can become stronger.
( EΦE) But please, don't hurt me.
( ΦE) eh?!
( Φ) I CAN'T CONTROL IT
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( EΦE) Touching is naughty. Don't feel.
Do you want to feel some brotherly love?
( E-E)Β( EΦE)
( EΦE)On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
( E-E) I named my butt Philadelphia.
( EΦE) After careful reconsideration, I'd rather not be in Philadelphia.
( E-E) Where would you like to be?
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( E-E) why dont you become a superstar dj, clonepa?
( E-E) Boom laka laka
( Φ) What up dudes
( EΦE) I wonder how I'm going to pay back the loan I took out for that racecar. Maybe I should get a job.
( E-E) So you can buy a car for me now?
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( E-E) You can stop now. I know you just photoshopped your head into all of those pictures. You never do anything interesting, and we both know it.
( EΦE) I couldn't have, I never found a crack for Photoshop.
( EΦE) Plus, having immense photoshop skills would be pretty interesting.
( E-E) No it wouldn't, you're just setting me up for the inevitable admission of guilt at my previous accusation.
( ί ί) You could shop mittens on everything !
( EΦE) Or you could, since I no longer have a mitten to use as reference.
( EΦE) I've seen things you wouldn't belie
( xΦx)
( EΦE) Hello, my name is Clonepa!
( LΦ`) So one of you actually died of old age? Amazing.
( E-E) Actually, I stabbed him. He seemed like he was going to start a long and boring story.
( xΦx) I died of old age, you liar.
( E-E) Shut up! I stabbed you! I'm an internet anti-hero!
( E-E) Mom says I have to get off the computer and clean my room. Bye.
( E-E) Mom, I gotta get 450GET first!
( EΦE) Glad he's gone.
( LΦ`) You know, I can kill you in your sleep. It's easy, all I have to be is quiet. Quiet, and willing to do it.
( E-E) Old fart, learn how not to wheeze and pass gas first.
( E-E) BTW dudes, I stole some of my mom's pills. Wanna take them?
( E-E) I also have a huge penis. No, you can't see that either. Why are you so interested to, fag?
( E-E) Clonepa, take off that mask and stop trying to smear my name already.