( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 05:58 [no]

( EƒΦE) I have no character.

488 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 15:34

( EƒΦE) I don't have an anus.

489 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 17:55

( E-E) ... what?

490 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 19:35

( E-E) I guess starvation is a slightly less painful way to die than constipation.

491 Name: winter : 1993-09-5251 21:04

( EƒΦE) Like a jellyfish, I'm a primitive bag organism, possessing only a single mouth-anus.

492 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 22:00

( EƒΦE) I'm analogous to most politicians.

493 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 23:20

( EƒΦE) I can also say I'll lower taxes and not follow through.

494 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 20:59

( E-E) I resent your implication that I too would be a primitive bag organism. And I did lower my taxes, so there!

495 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 21:48

( E-E) Wait, what?

496 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 21:51

( E-E) Excuse my dimwitted brother, he has escaped from the grave again. Shoo, get back in the coffin.

497 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 11:56

( EƒΦE) You should follow him in just to be sure.

498 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 13:32

( E-E) Good idea!

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499 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 15:25

( E-E) Don't worry, I'll stand in for them.

500 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 15:26

( E-E) And while I'm here, I'll take 500GET.

501 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 18:01

( EƒΦE) Good for you!

502 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 19:32

( E-E) Haha, admit it, my stealget annoyed you. This is derailment at its finest!

503 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 20:41

( EƒΦE) No, really, I'm happy for you. You like gets so much, it's nice that you got one!

504 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 20:43

( E-E) Wait, who the fuck are you?

505 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 20:44

( EƒΦE) I'm Clonepa, and you're my best friend!

506 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 20:48

( LƒΦ`) He's your only friend, too.

507 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 21:03

( LƒΦ`) That is, apart from Junior and I. We like you too.

508 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 21:26

( E-E)
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( E-E) ...

( E-E) Are you messing with me?

509 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 21:56

( LƒΦ`) No, it's the honest truth.

510 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 22:03

( EΝE) Etou... Hontoni, hontoni! Yeah, that's the word.

511 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 22:10

( ί ƒŽί) Don't forget me!

512 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 22:10

( EƒΦE) Those are not English words, why did you say them?

513 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 13:51

( LƒΦ`) ( EΝE) ( ί ƒŽί) Oh, and Beady Eyes...

( EƒΦE)‚Β( LƒΦ`) Ha haa!
( EƒΦE)‚Β( EΝE) We totally
( EƒΦE)‚Β( ί ƒŽί) fooled you!

514 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 13:56

( E-E) Thank God. For a minute I thought everybody had stopped hating me and that would be the worst thing in the world.

515 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 14:50

( EƒΦE) People hate you? Why?

516 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 15:24

( E-E) I don't know why, just that they hate me and they're amusing in their hatred.

517 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 20:44

( EƒΦE) I like you! <3 <3

518 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 22:02

@@@@@ ›ά_ @ @@@@@
@@@@@ Π'""""'Π @@@@@@
@@@@^(@₯ƒΦ₯) I also like hot coco on a freezing winter day.
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519 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 02:57

I think Clonepa is a pretty cool guy. eh annoys all the other characters and doesn't afraid of anything.

520 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 12:42

( EƒΦE) Thank you, invisible person!

521 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 16:12

( E-E) That was me. I was bumping all sorts of threads anonymously.

522 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 16:39

( LƒΦ`) Always taking credit for others' hard work.

523 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 16:39

( EƒΦE) At this point, I claim the rare 523get in the name of Eva Gebloomenkraft.

524 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 23:31

( EƒΦE) Heute die Weldt, Morgens das Sonnensystems!

525 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 01:30

( EƒΦE) They mocked me, but I'll show them! I'LL SHOW EVERYONE!!!

526 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 05:56

( LƒΦ`) Settle down.

( EƒΦE) Okay.

527 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 15:43

@@@@@@Θ_Θ@I'm gonna try to hump his hair.
@@@@@ iEƒΦEjo,..,,,,_
@@@@@ /‚Βi'" ,' 3@ `R°‚Α
@@@@@ ‚΅-,l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
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528 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 16:48

@@@@@@Θ_Θ@I'm really gonna do it.
@@@@@ iEƒΦEjo,..,,,,_
@@@@@ /‚Βi'" ,' 3@ `R°‚Α
@@@@@ ‚΅-,l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
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529 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 18:31

@@@@@@Θ_Θ@Don't stop me.
@@@@@ iEƒΦEjo,..,,,,_
@@@@@ /‚Βi'" ,' 3@ `R°‚Α
@@@@@ ‚΅-,l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
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530 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 18:40

@@@@@@Θ_Θ@Better make popcorn - this is gonna be a hell of a show!
@@@@@ iEƒΦEjo,..,,,,_
@@@@@ /‚Βi'" ,' 3@ `R°‚Α
@@@@@ ‚΅-,l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
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531 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 19:53

@@@@@@ΏΏ@I'm going to derail this poufter.
@@@@@ iE-Ejo,..,,,,_
@@@@@ /‚Βi'" ,' 3@ `R°‚Α
@@@@@ ‚΅-,l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
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532 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 19:54

@@@@@@Θ_Θ@.....
@@@@@ i EƒΦEjo,,,,_
@@@@@ /‚Βi'" ,' 3@ `R°‚Α
@@@@@ ‚΅-,l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
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533 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 19:54

( EƒΦE) Never mind.

534 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 21:09

( EƒΦE) I totally would have done it, though.

535 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 01:04

( EƒΦE) yep.

536 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 01:42

( EƒΦE) I'm that kind of guy.

537 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 13:07

( EƒΦE) That's how I roll.

538 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 13:13

( EƒΦE) I ain't no hollaback clone.

539 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 14:20

( EƒΦE) Have a very Brady day!

540 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 19:22

( EƒΦE) Failure is not an option.

541 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 21:09

( EƒΦE) In the sense that I'd rather succeed than not.

542 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 21:14

( EƒΦE) Someone else talk to me, please?

543 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 21:20

( EƒΦE) How many of us are there?

544 Name: : i L_½Mj : 1993-09-5259 21:38

( EƒΦE) I think Clonepa is a pretty cool guy. eh manages to hide from that guy who spams "pretty cool guy" everywhere and doesn't afraid of anything.

545 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 21:43

( EƒΦE) It's cold in here!

546 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 23:27

( EƒΦE) I'm lonely. Somebody talk to me!

547 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 04:15

( EƒΦE) I'm a hikikomori. Don't talk to me.

548 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 04:22

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( EƒΦE) < What do you mean, it isn't frozen yogurt?

549 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 09:32

( E-E) Just wait until your "yogochoco" melts.

550 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 18:25

( EƒΦE) I just destroyed the world.

551 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 21:36

( E-E) Jeez, you don't take your poo lightly, do you?

552 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 02:22

( EƒΦE) Poo is the essence of the universe, bucky.

553 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 04:28

( E-E) And you're the Grand Poobah, right.

554 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 04:35

( EƒΦE) Poo is the wind beneath your wings.

555 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 04:55

( EƒΦE) Poo is the spring in your step.

556 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 05:00

( EƒΦE) Poo is the devilish gleam in your beady little eye.

557 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 05:03

( EƒΦE) Poo is the frosting on your chocolate cake.

558 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 08:42

( EƒΦE) I thought I was over my poop fetish.

559 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 10:41

( E-E) On the other hand, you've just made your psychiatrist a very happy man.

560 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 12:12

( EƒΦE) Poo is neat. Having no anus, I have to vomit all over the wall when I'm done digesting food.

561 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 19:44

( ί -ί) Uhhhh...

(ί- ί ) I think I came in at the wrong part of this conversation...

562 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 20:16

( EƒΦE) You can keep your poo in mittens.

563 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 20:50

( EƒΦE) And you can keep your mittens in poo!

564 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 21:28

( EƒΦE) Although I imagine you'd need a lot of poo to do that.

565 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 22:25

( E-E) I pooh-pooh your fetish.

566 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 22:26

( EƒΦE) Good for you!

567 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 00:27

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@i@EΝEj@ƒ My name is Squeeks and I thought I heard an interesting discussion in here.
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568 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 13:38

( EƒΦE) Join us! We're all talking about poo!

( ί -ί) I'm not.

569 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 15:33

( EƒΦE) Poo with mittens...

570 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 19:04

( ί -ί) Lead me not into temptation. Get thee behind me, Clonepa.

571 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 20:21

( E-E) I thought we were talking about vomit. You're a seriously confusing dude, Clonepa.

572 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 20:30

( EƒΦE) Vomit's gross.

573 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 15:12

( E-E) So's mittens filled with poo.

574 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 16:30

( EƒΦE) But if you combine mittens and vomit then the grossness of the two is cancelled out. They become as good as poo!

575 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 16:07

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576 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 16:41

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577 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 16:56

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578 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 17:25

A church, a schoolbus and a Yoshinoya restaurant were all
simultaneously attacked by suicide bombers today. On the
lighter side of the news, beloved child star Clonepa is mi-
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579 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 22:57

...is miserable after eating 85 quarter pounders in one sitting.
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580 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 23:05

...is mitten-vomiting again.
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581 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 00:16

...is minding his own business at home, doing nothing.
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@( E-E@) As expected from someone with no character.
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582 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 00:36

...is milf hunting in the retirement homes of central Florida.
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583 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 02:31

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584 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 05:33

( EƒΦE) I like traffic lights.

585 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 05:34

( EƒΦE) I like traffic MILFs.

586 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 09:13

( EƒΦE) My tanasinn has a 40 giga hard drive.

587 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 19:30

( EƒΦE) My tanasinn throbs with the power cosmic.
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