( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 05:58 [no]

( ・ω・) I have no character.

550 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 18:25

( ・ω・) I just destroyed the world.

551 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 21:36

( ・-・) Jeez, you don't take your poo lightly, do you?

552 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 02:22

( ・ω・) Poo is the essence of the universe, bucky.

553 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 04:28

( ・-・) And you're the Grand Poobah, right.

554 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 04:35

( ・ω・) Poo is the wind beneath your wings.

555 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 04:55

( ・ω・) Poo is the spring in your step.

556 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 05:00

( ・ω・) Poo is the devilish gleam in your beady little eye.

557 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 05:03

( ・ω・) Poo is the frosting on your chocolate cake.

558 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 08:42

( ・ω・) I thought I was over my poop fetish.

559 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 10:41

( ・-・) On the other hand, you've just made your psychiatrist a very happy man.

560 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 12:12

( ・ω・) Poo is neat. Having no anus, I have to vomit all over the wall when I'm done digesting food.

561 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 19:44

( ゚ -゚) Uhhhh...

(゚- ゚ ) I think I came in at the wrong part of this conversation...

562 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 20:16

( ・ω・) You can keep your poo in mittens.

563 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 20:50

( ・ω・) And you can keep your mittens in poo!

564 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 21:28

( ・ω・) Although I imagine you'd need a lot of poo to do that.

565 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 22:25

( ・-・) I pooh-pooh your fetish.

566 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 22:26

( ・ω・) Good for you!

567 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 00:27

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I thought I heard an interesting discussion in here.
 (つ   つ 
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568 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 13:38

( ・ω・) Join us! We're all talking about poo!

( ゚ -゚) I'm not.

569 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 15:33

( ・ω・) Poo with mittens...

570 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 19:04

( ゚ -゚) Lead me not into temptation. Get thee behind me, Clonepa.

571 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 20:21

( ・-・) I thought we were talking about vomit. You're a seriously confusing dude, Clonepa.

572 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 20:30

( ・ω・) Vomit's gross.

573 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 15:12

( ・-・) So's mittens filled with poo.

574 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 16:30

( ・ω・) But if you combine mittens and vomit then the grossness of the two is cancelled out. They become as good as poo!

575 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 16:07

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         く '´::::::::::::::::ヽ
          /0:::::::::::::::::::::::',  I just found religion!
       =  {o:::::::::( ・ω・)::}   Yayyyyyy!
         ':,:::::::::::つ:::::::つ
      =   ヽ、__;;;;::/
           し"~(__)

576 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 16:41

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         く '´::::::::::::::::ヽ
          /0:::::::::::::::::::::::',  I just found a schoolbus!
       =  {o:::::::::( ・ω・)::}   Yayyyyyy!
         ':,:::::::::::つ:::::::つ
      =   ヽ、__;;;;::/
           し"~(__)

577 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 16:56

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         く '´::::::::::::::::ヽ
          /0:::::::::::::::::::::::',  I just ordered extra sauce!
       =  {o:::::::::( ・ω・)::}   Yayyyyyy!
         ':,:::::::::::つ:::::::つ
      =   ヽ、__;;;;::/
           し"~(__)

578 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 17:25

A church, a schoolbus and a Yoshinoya restaurant were all
simultaneously attacked by suicide bombers today. On the
lighter side of the news, beloved child star Clonepa is mi-
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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579 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 22:57

...is miserable after eating 85 quarter pounders in one sitting.
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/  /   | |  /          (´ω` ) Way to go.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

580 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 23:05

...is mitten-vomiting again.
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/  /   | |  /          (゚ -゚ ) I'm gagging here.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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581 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 00:16

...is minding his own business at home, doing nothing.
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/  /   | |  /          ( ・-・ ) As expected from someone with no character.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

582 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 00:36

...is milf hunting in the retirement homes of central Florida.
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/  /   | |  /          (・∀・ ) What's a milf?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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583 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 02:31

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584 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 05:33

( ・ω・) I like traffic lights.

585 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 05:34

( ・ω・) I like traffic MILFs.

586 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 09:13

( ・ω・) My tanasinn has a 40 giga hard drive.

587 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 19:30

( ・ω・) My tanasinn throbs with the power cosmic.

588 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 19:33

( ・д・) My tanasinn brings all the boys to the yard!

589 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 20:30

( ・ω・) My tanasinn has the Kirby Crackle.

590 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 00:09

My tanasinn is a panda.

591 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 05:03

( ・ω・) My tanasinn is still unmatched.

592 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 05:11


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593 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 13:57

( ・ω・) Your head is so big! Why is your head so big?

594 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 19:31

( ・-・) My head isn't big, it's just the pills making you see tanathings.

595 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 19:35

( ・-・) Tanasinn doesn't really exist, Clonepa. You're just imagining things.

596 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 21:14

( ・ω・) Maybe you dont exist then..

597 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 22:26

( ・-・) I exist! Look at me!
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....

598 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 22:32

( ・ω・) Right into my trap.

599 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 22:43

( ・ω・) Now, maybe I can finally-

600 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 22:43

....
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( ・-・) 600get?

601 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 00:08

( ・ω・)
( ・∵・)
( ∵∴∵)
( ∵∴∵)
( ∵-∵)
( ・-・)

602 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 00:39

( ・-・) (・-・ ) ...

( ・-・) (・-・ ) Quit that. It's creepy.

603 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 02:27

( ´ω`) Huh, you CAN do something useful.

604 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 02:30


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605 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 03:15

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   | U       u-u       u-u     ( uω)
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       ⊂∪∪⊃      `ヽ_∩∩

606 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 04:28

( ・ω・) Get back in the vat, guys. It's still my turn.

607 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 06:14

( ・ω・) But we needed some fresh air.

608 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 15:39

( ・ω・) And number 73 barfed in the vat, so it's being disinfected.

609 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 15:48

( ・-・) He looked hungry. I threw him a bag of week-old Krispy Kremes.

610 Name: M∴DD!gNpjCaKbgM : 1993-09-5270 21:16

>>608 is banned for saying bad thing about >>73

611 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 22:51

( ・ω・) People sure get banned a lot around here.

612 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 03:42

   /ヽ /ヽ
  ':' ゙''"  `':,  
  ミ   ・ω・ ;, Somebody left me in the dryer!
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613 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 13:43

   /ヽ /ヽ
  ':' ゙''"  `':,  
  ミ   ・ω・ ;, I'm attempting to ward off predators!
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614 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 13:46

( ・-・) Okay, okay, I'm leaving!

(・-・ ) I wonder what's happening in the Grandpa thread...

615 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 17:33

( ・ω・) Wait! Don't go! You're my friend!

616 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 19:29

( ´ω`) See? You can't even keep bead-eyes interested.

617 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 20:03

( ・ω・) Well, so it goes.

( xωx)

618 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 20:43

( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa.

619 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 21:04

( ・-・) You want more of these week-old Krispy Kremes?

620 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 21:26

( ・ω・) Go away. I don't like you.

621 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 21:29

                ∩∩    Waaaa! Nobody likes me!
 (⌒⌒;;(⌒〜      ヽ( ・-・)/
(⌒;; (⌒⌒;;(⌒〜    (   )
    (⌒;; (⌒⌒;;(⌒ ≡≡ミ

622 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 03:13

( ・ω・) Wait! Don't go! You're my friend!

623 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 15:03

 , -―-、、
/::::::::::::::∧_∧
l:::::::::::::( ・ω・) I like to keep my friends in bags.
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
  '〜|   |
    し---J

624 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 16:01

 , -―-、、
/::::::::::::::∧_∧
l:::::::::::::( ・ω・) HO HO HO MERRY CLONESMAS!
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
  '〜|   |
    し---J

625 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 19:15

 , -―-、、Let me out of here, you sick little freak!
/::::::::::::::∧_∧
l:::::::::::::(・ω・ ) You hush now.
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
  '〜|   |
    し---J

626 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 19:59

   人     
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627 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 20:52

 , -―-、、
/::::::::::::::∧_∧
l:::::::::::::( ・ω・) My friend bag is already full, thanks. How about after dinner?
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
  '〜|   |
    し---J

628 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 21:34

 , -―-、、Thank Zeus for that! If you'd put that stinkypoo in here...
/::::::::::::::∧_∧
l:::::::::::::(・ω・ ) You feeling ronery?
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
  '〜|   |
    し---J

629 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 21:59

( ・-・) Good man Clonepa, why is your bag so unusually talkative today?

630 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 00:06

 , -―-、、
/::::::::::::::∧_∧
l:::::::::::::( ・ω・) Yo mama won't shut up.
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
  '〜|   |
    し---J

631 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 00:20

 , -―-、、
/::::::::::::::∧_∧
l:::::::::::::( ・ω・) Told you I'd get her in the sack.
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
  '〜|   |
    し---J

632 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 12:39

 , -―-、、
/::::::::::::::∧_∧
l:::::::::::::( ・ω・) I'm gonna fuck your mom.
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
  '〜|   |
    し---J

633 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 14:55

 , -―-、、
/::::::::::::::∧_∧
l:::::::::::::( ・ω・) I'm really going to do it.
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
  '〜|   |
    し---J

634 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 15:28

 , -―-、、
/::::::::::::::∧_∧
l:::::::::::::( ・ω・) Don't try to stop me.
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
  '〜|   |
    し---J

635 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 16:05

 , -―-、、
/::::::::::::::∧_∧
l:::::::::::::( ・ω・) It's so gonna happen!
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
  '〜|   |
    し---J

636 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 19:59

( ・-・) It's good to see the old lady getting back into the game. Thanks.

637 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 20:53

 , -―-、、You haven't even got a penis. All your pee and poo comes out your mouth.
/::::::::::::::∧_∧
l:::::::::::::( ・ω・) By golly, she's right! Where can I buy a dildo?
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
  '〜|   |
    し---J

638 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 21:16

 , -―-、、
/::::::::::::::∧_∧
l:::::::::::::( ・ω・) Wait, I'm confused. What's the penis used for?
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
  '〜|   |
    し---J

639 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 21:36

( ・-・) The penis shoots seeds.

640 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 21:56

( ゚ -゚) Wait, if you don't have a penis... what was that thing I ripped the mitten off?

641 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 01:47

( ・ω・) That was a summer sausage.

642 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 03:40

( ´ω`) I was doing an experiment.

643 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 20:06

( ・-・) Were you going for self-cloning clones?

644 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 20:21

( ´ω`) No, I... just thought it would be funny.

645 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 21:10

(・∀・) I laughed.

646 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 21:57

( ・ω・) Hidoi desu! You are always so cruel with us! Ginni piggu nanka janai!

647 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 22:14

( ´ω`) Strange. Is this some kind of variation? Or maybe... evolution?

648 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 22:36

( ・ω・) kimi o ai shiteru, Grandpa.

649 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 22:57

( ´ω`) Good thing I didn't experiment with you. It would not have been funny.

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