( ・ω・) I have no character.
( ・ω・) 850 kids and no ideas. I'm sure they tried their best.
( ・-・) I have an idea! Why don't you try taking your pills?
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
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; ( _ , ● .; I'm bigger than life!
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( ・-・) Guess that settles it. You definitely lack an anus.
( ・ω・) Never needed one before.
( ・-・) But it raises an interesting question: How can you be a crap ass if you have no anus?
( ・ω・) I like to think it's a term of endearment.
( ･ิω･ิ) Pretty sure it's not.
( ･ิω･ิ) (・ω・ ) ...
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( ･ิω･ิ) (・ω・ ) Aw darn it.
( ・ω・) I really like those eyebrows.
( ･ิ-･ิ) Take your pills.
( ・ω・) Okay. I'll ta-
-voot-
( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa!
┃ ＿＿
∥ ∠__Ｖ＿＼ No drugs in my neighborhood!!
∥/](・ω・ )[三＼
可二[](￣)[]［ﾐi
∩_∩ /三几三＼＼
( ・-・) （＿_（＿_）
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
( ・-・) That drawing sucks. What did you use, crayons?
( ・ω・) No.
( ・ω・) I used Cray-pas.
( ・ω・) Everybody loves Cray-pas.
( ・-・) Your drawings are Cray-pee.
( ・ω・) Coming from anyone else, that would be hurtful.
( ・ω・) But you're my friend. I know you're just teasing me!
( ・-・) I .... I really want to hate you.
( ・-・) QUIT LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY!
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)
( ・-・) Staring contest!
( ・-・)
( ・-・) I'll hate you forever if you win this one,
( ・ω・) okay
( -ω-)
( ・ω・) you win.
( ・-・) snicker Like stealing pills from an OD'd junkie.
( ・ω・) I let you win because you wanted to so badly and I wanted to try out my new eyelids.
( ・-・) I hate you so much.
( ・-・) ... and this white hot incandescent one million lux molten titanium hate signals everything is alright in this world.
( ・ω・) If you're happy, I'm happy!
( ・-・) Then stop making me unhappy.
( -ω-)
( ・ω・) Hello everyone, my name is Clonepa!
( ・ω・) Gather around, kids, and let me tell you a story!
( ・ω・) Once upon a time, there was a mean little rab-
-voot-
( ´ω`) What are all you little jerks staring at?
-voot-
( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!
( ・-・) Please continue your story of the mean little rabbi.
( ・ω・) What story?
((・ω=ω・))
( ・ω・) What just happened?
( ・-・) I derailed this fukken' board. I still don't know how I did it BUT I DID IT SHUT UP
( ・ω・) Coooooooooool!
( ・ω・) 888get! Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!
( ・ω・) That was my most symmetrical get yet!
...onepa gained his most symmetrical get yet.
Comic foil Beady Eyes was unavailable for com-
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＿＿＿＿ ∩∩
/ / | | ／ （・-・ ） Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
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＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
( ・ω・) History is-a made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is John Squeeks.
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
adn????
( ・ω・) Hi, John Squeeks! You're my new best friend!
( ・-・) Finally!
( ・ω・) Right alongside my best friend Beady!
( ・-・) I'll kill you you worthless shitheel.
( ・ω・) Threads end at 899, right?
( ・ω・) Right?
( ・ω・) Comeon, one of you guys has to know?
( ・ω・) Nobody ever tells me anything.
( ・ω・) At least my two best friends are here!
In other news, beloved child star Clonepa's best friend Beady is missing
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿
/ / | | ／
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＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
人
( ・-・)
（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks, and where could the little turd be?
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
( ・ω・) Watch your fucking language, you shitbreathing asspocket.
In local news, beloved child star Clonepa dropped the f-bomb
at one of the children in his show's live audience earlier today.
The poor child burst into t-
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＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
( ﾟ oﾟ) Clonepa!
( ⌒-⌒) I always knew he'd lose it someday.
( ・ω・) Hit the road, you smug fathead.
( ˃ ω˂) I SAID HIT THE ROAD!!!
...poor child burst into tapenade. It was delicious.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∩∩
/ / | | ／ （・-・ ） Well that's new.
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＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
Beloved child star Clonepa witnessed the disappearance of Beady right before his very eyes.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | ／ (・ω・ ) Sa, it's a mystery.
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＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
( ・ω・) Bouncy bouncy!
( ・ω・) CRASH!!
( ・ω・) I got splinters in my feet now.
ﾜｲﾜｲ♪ >>914 ｷｬｯｷｬｯ?
＿ A＿A. │ r∧ﾍ
＼.| （o・∀・） │ ∧∧// r⌒ヽ
＼|/ っ っ. ↓ .ｃ(^ヮ^｡) .l ﾉ
し――Ｊ ( ・ω・) ( ｃ )__ノ￣"
⌒⌒ ⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒ﾟ⌒ﾟ ⌒⌒⌒⌒ ⌒
Don't worry, Clonepa, you can always be our best friend!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stay the hell away from my mittens. They're not your barf bags.
MITTENS!
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o（# ）o───o（ ｀）o ┌―┐
／ ヽ、 ヽ > ／ ＼ ＿☆☆☆＿
／ (,ー､_j 'oー､) `o､（#´_⊃｀）
,'- ､ __／>o' ノ
∠∠# >ヽっ └／ー､_)
`ｰo-oヽ_) [(★) ] ∧＿∧ ／
＼ <｀Д´#> （ ；´Д｀）
`(-o-o-)───┬'-o-o'
０ー､)～ `ー-､)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm sure the gentlemen above will lend you their hats for your disgusting needs.
( ・ω・) Even butterscotch pudding.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Butter me scotch, I prefer toffee.
( ﾟ xﾟ) I'm going to barf.
( ﾟ xﾟ) Like yesterday's fried rat from Rei's, with a tangy stomach acid flavor.
( ﾟ -') grandpa your thread will die soon and maybe you too
( ・ω・) voot voot voot voot voot voot! Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa!
( ・-・) Goodbye and good riddance!
( ・-・) Hmm, when was a truckload of mittens cloned?
( ・-・) You fool! You can't jump out of the truck in the middle of the highway! It's going to crash and immolate the clonemittens in the back!
( ・ω・) ...and is w.
(#ﾟ-ﾟ) That hurt.
( ・ω・) Aww, hey I'm sure it'll be fine.
( ・ω・) Say, wanna go for a ride?