( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inside-out mittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) people like >>349 who post happy things in the unhappy things thread
( ﾟ -ﾟ) she ain't my Jenny no more
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's a bug at my window. I'd let him out, but he'd freeze to death. But if he stays in here, he might land on me!
●( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having poo stuck to my butt.
it's stories like yours that make me cry my eyes out :(
( ﾟ -ﾟ) you know damn well she ain't your jenny no mo' (ノД｀)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who think haruhi is something new, when they didn't even see "SHUFFLE!"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shuffle.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Specifically, ep 19.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spoilers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Deviantart.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Losing your left mitten.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) running away from a dog that's chasing you and your mittens are on these little chains hooking them to your winter jacket and they're flopping all over and the dog bites one and holds on and pulls you to the ground and then tears your mitten loose and runs away with it leaving you with just a few strands of yarn
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that eternally smiling fathead
( ⌒-⌒) Did someone call?
( - __-) sigh
>>365 ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Kindness-san!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't like Kindness-san
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shitty communication test right before leaving for Thanksgiving break.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)I'll grab you by the neck and punch you in your fuck you piece of shit. Let's try to act more reasonable around here, my fuckin' christian kid likes playing here @ this site.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Oh and knowing that I will probably fail my exams. Byeeee my plan to transfer courses.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) College talk.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Account for domain etherchan.org has been suspended
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ I NEED MY COPYPASTA!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lameness-san's back yard smells like pee.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dial up, and living so far away from anything that I can't even get a DSL connection.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't stop eating
( ﾟ -ﾟ) smelly socks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're all going to die. Let's happy die together!!! For great justice...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It won't be snowy 'round my parts at Christmas time. Also, I'm a Canadian, so I would expect otherwise.
( ´ω`) And now we know that Mittens is Canadian. That explains a lot.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)!! Grandpa came to visit me for Christmas!
( ´ω`) No mittens, that was just your dream. As everyone knows "The Elitist Superstructure Mittens Act of 1993" forbids you to come in contact with any person or persons related, affiliated or a member of The Elitist Superstructure. Now please remove yourself from my residence before I call my attorney for a restraining order. I will not take this mental abuse from you anymore.
( ´ω`) Besides, I'm not allowed in Canada any more after the Poutine Incident.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That beady-eyed guy totally derailed the latest grandpa thread before it could even get up to speed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Daddycool stole from me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The doctor told me I am bigmike.
-bigmike
( ´ω`) Mittens Are Terrible Things.
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) not having enough money.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cannot release emergency mittens
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Being DQN
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Squeeks left. There are only four people left on DQN.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Synonyms.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Homophones.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Homonyms.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Synophones.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Musty telephones
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bad sex.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rad specs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trad cats.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) PHAT TRAXXX.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who hate Mikuru-chan.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Running out of pictures to post to http://anonib.com/mittens
( ﾟ -ﾟ) being continually attacked by bees
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tripcodes.
>>405
I prefer kittens and feces myself. ^_^
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread will die in less than 600 posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Im posting in this thread by myself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) bent umbrella
( ﾟ -ﾟ) mondays.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 4-ch
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) me
( ﾟ -ﾟ)my sudden weight gain.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The "post happy things" has more posts than this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) antimatter mittens
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Linkin Park
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Repeating the same phrase over and over.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Holes in your mitten so when you try to breathe under water all the water gets in anyways.
Λ__Λ
（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not really into being unhappy.
（ ）
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|Д｀) No one is here.
|⊂ I can dance now!
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♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA TAN
ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ RANTA TAN
( へ) RANTA RANTA
く TAN
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA RANTA
ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ RANTA TAN
(へ ) RANTA TANTA
> TAN
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The tendency of anonymous message boards to attract society's bottom feeders.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the dance is worse than rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) life
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Diet Life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) One day, you and everyone you know is going to die.
(^_^) All women bleed 10-80mL from their vaginas once a month, have uterine cramps, have emotional sensitivity, breast pain, migraine headaches, abdominal pain, and changes in sex drive. Some experience diarrhea or loose stools.
the world
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world not only deserves, but actively desires my vitriolic hatred.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my friend wont type what makes her unhappy
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Not posting from a work computer because I got fired.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I fired someone recently and I feel guilty.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am feeling disgruntled about being fired and have entered an application for firearms ownership.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I lied to my boss about a co-worker so I could get his job and the boss fired him without facts-checking. Now I feel uneasy.
( @ _ @) I was not allowed a firearms permit due to a history of schizophrenia and manic depression. So I had to buy from the black market, and the foreign arms dealer could read my mind. I think he's part of the conspiracy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've come to hate my cat and am contemplating getting rid of it somehow.
ω( ^ -^)ω My owner has taken me far away to the woods and gone. I am sure he will be back soon.
( ﾟ_ﾟ) I never saw John Wayne on the sands of Iwo Jima...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I already miss my cat.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fetishists. They deserve all the hatred and mockery that comes their way.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The happy things thread is 4 times more successful than this one. Stupid joyfags.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's only four days left to live.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't have anything to contribute to this thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I do feel pleasured by masturbation anymore
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't feel pleasured by masturbation anymore