( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 06:07

( ゚ -゚) Inside-out mittens...

450 Name: The Todd : 1993-09-4997 10:55

( ゚ -゚) Not getting laid.

451 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 12:07

( °㊇°) Hello, all ~jissou

452 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:49

( ゚ -゚) The end is incredibly fucking nigh.

453 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 09:57

( ゚ -゚) I miss Xenon...

454 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 02:57

( ゚ -゚) This thread died...

( ゚ ヮ゚) Wait, does that mean there were no more unhappy things left?

( ゚ -゚) Oh, but it's at the top again now...

455 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 18:57

( ゚ -゚) My woman left me for a Japanese man...

( ゚ -゚) She said it was because he had a bigger penis...

456 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 19:19

( ゚ -゚) I forgot how to laugh.

457 Name: : 1993-09-5031 20:57

( ゚ -゚) I accidentally sliced a part of my fingertip off when I was making dinner.

458 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:16

( ゚ -゚) The one girl I ever loved turned out to be a lesbian.

( ゚ -゚) ...

( ゚ ヮ゚) But wait, mittens is female!

( ゚ -゚) But I am not. I am just another individualistic westerner.

459 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:18

( ゚ -゚) My parents caught me watching porn now nomore allowance.

460 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 02:57

( ゚ -゚) Also, they started making out while the porn was running.

461 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 03:05

( ゚ -゚) And they're both men.

462 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 03:45

( ゚ -゚) Mittens is a lesbian.

463 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 07:39

( ゚ -゚) I wish I was gay like everybody else in this town.

464 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:55

(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

465 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 03:03

( ゚ -゚) When fate knocks, the one you care about most, that irreplaceable someone, will die.

( ゚ -゚) Everything that makes them who they are will cease to exist, leaving you absolutely alone.

( ゚ -゚) And no man, machine, or prayer will ever bring them back from the dark.

466 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 03:15

( ゚ -゚) I guess I'm allergic to peanuts.

467 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 03:22

( ゚ -゚) I think the condom just broke.

468 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 15:23

( ゚ -゚) I've been exposed to genital warts.

469 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 15:24

< ゚ -゚> I have Corean ancestors.

470 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 16:47

( ゚ -゚) Chocolate covered stroopwafels...

( ゚ -゚) I blame the Welsh for this monstrosity.

471 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 03:21

( ゚ -゚) I miss the days of having 2 arms, and a lower body for that matter

472 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 06:39

( ゚ -゚) I miss having a penis.

473 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 08:23

( ゚ -゚) I miss having Japanese text support.

474 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 11:15

( ゚ -゚) I wish I could remember what sunlight looks like...

475 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 07:19

( * -*) You can tell you've lost the will to live when all food begins to taste badly.

476 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 14:36

[No]

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477 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 14:37

( ゚ -゚) forgetting to delete the [No] Which shows I blatantly ctrlC+crlV'ed

478 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 15:33

I failed 2 exams T_T T_T T_T T_T

479 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 21:36

( ゚ -゚) Those horrible "T_T" faces.

480 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 22:44

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481 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 20:50

( ゚ -゚) That disgusting Clonepa and his horrible poop mittens.

482 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 21:22

( ゚ -゚) Message and his pissy not-fucking-finishing-that-fucking-installer.

483 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 04:45

( ゚ -゚) Breaking the support disc.

484 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 11:10

( ゚ -゚) The rss feed is still down.

485 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 11:40

( ゚ -゚) Released the emergency mittens twice in a row.

486 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 16:55

( ゚ -゚) chmod 666.

487 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 16:51

( ゚ -゚) LCD monitor died. Welcome back 10 year old CRT. You're a sight for sore eyes. No, really, you're making my eyes sore.

488 Name: CHMODD!YOga4YBnI2 : 1993-09-5271 17:02

( ゚ -゚) Computer illiterate students bugging me for support with their banned accounts.

489 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 18:29

( ゚ -゚) dysfunctional peni.

490 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 19:27

( ゚ -゚) being forced to eat boxed ramen because of financial issues, and having to wait in line for the microwave behind an autistic faggot who is eating them because they are weeaboo.

491 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 19:32

>>490 TRUE STORY ABOUT BEING DOWN AND OUT IN LONDON

492 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 20:22

( ゚ -゚) posting from Introduction to Psychology.

493 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 21:09

( ゚ -゚) Frosted Butts.

494 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 22:42

( ゚ -゚) A record January low temperature across both hemispheres in the time of Global Warming.

495 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 01:17

( ゚ -゚) finding poop inside your chocolate wrapper.

496 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 02:46

( ´ω`) finding chocolate inside your poop wrapper.

497 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 18:31

( ゚ -゚) Taking out the last Post-It note.

498 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 19:53

( ゚ -゚) Being stuck on the tram with a bunch of screaming schoolchildren because their teacher is too cheap and stupid to hire a goddamn coach.

499 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 21:47

( ゚ -゚)Sore genitals.

500 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 21:59

( ゚ ヮ゚) Sore genitals!

( ゚ -゚) ...

( ゚ -゚) Posting in the wrong thread.

501 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 03:13

( ゚ -゚) Being past the halfway point

502 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 05:19

( ゚ -゚) Missing the point altogether.

503 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 05:36

( ゚Д゚) LSD.

504 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 05:43

>>503
Yes?

≪【∴●∵∴∵●∴】≫ Oh sorry wrong thread.

505 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5286 11:49

( ゚ -゚) insomnia

506 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5286 15:24

( ゚ -゚) This world.

507 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5286 15:24

( o-o) ...

508 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 13:53

( ゚ -゚) I owe the bank $300+ and im broke till payday... woohoo.

509 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 15:24

( ゚ -゚) The idiocy of >>1-508.

510 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 16:24

( ゚ -゚) The rude, judgmental nature of >>509.

511 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 19:20

( ゚ -゚) the sound of vacuum cleaners

512 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 20:38

( ・-・) I like the sound of vacuum cleaners.

513 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 20:53

( ゚ -゚) ( ・-・)
( ゚ -゚) I don't like him

514 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 21:30

( ・-・) Well, fuck you very much, then, little missy.

515 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 21:57

( ゚ -゚) Nine Inch Nails
( ・-・) Shitting Dick Nipples
;_; 56k modems

516 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 22:10

( ゚ -゚) I don't like sirens.

517 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 22:32

>>515

( ゚ ヮ゚) 32.0kbps here!
( ゚ -゚) It takes me an hour to download a three-minute youtube.
( ゚ -゚) And anywhere from 5-15 minutes for iichan.
( ゚ -゚) 2-3 for DQN.

518 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 12:36

Giant flaming sheep mutant zombie donkey llama pidgion baby armies with tenticles and lazer beam eyes, shooting rotten mayonaise out of their mouths while crapping baby chickens while a face that is forming on its back starts coughing out hedgehog zombies of death that are crapping beef sticks and poo poo on everyone.

519 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 17:40

( ゚ -゚) Byte order modifiers.

520 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 18:47

( ゚ -゚)long programming assignments

521 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 19:47

4chan.org

522 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 19:56

>>519-520
EXPERT PROGRAMMERs detected.

523 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 20:04

( ゚ -゚) internet detectives.

524 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 20:26

( ゚ -゚) these unending nosebleeds

525 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 22:22

( ゚ -゚) Coffee that is no longer warm.

526 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 18:48

( ゚ -゚) Coffee thats warm and has urine in it.

527 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 20:16

( ゚ -゚) Rat urine.

528 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 23:36

( ゚ -゚) Coffee that is warm and has rat urine in it and also a rat in it too.

529 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 01:06

( ゚ -゚) Oh well
( ゚ -゚) I guess that's just the way
( ゚ -゚) That it is,
( ゚ -゚) Don't bother none.

( ゚ -゚) Won't help at all to worry 'bout it.

530 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 01:17

( ゚ -゚) tanasi∵n∴..∴∵∴∵∴∵-゚∴(∵∴∵∴∵

531 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 10:11

school sucks

532 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 10:18

ヽ(´ー`)ノ(ノ´ー`)ノ(ノ´ー)ノ
preppie girls never looked at me.......

533 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 17:00

( ゚ -゚) The only girls that look at me are the fat ones, and even then they're only interested in borrowing money they'll never pay back.

534 Name: (・∀・ ) hay baby : 1993-09-5298 17:49

( ゚ -゚) leave me alone.

535 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 03:52

( ゚ -゚) My weakness is my greatest strength.

536 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 14:59

( ゚ -゚) Phoenix Wright wasn't confirmed for brawl.

537 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5306 15:17

( ゚ -゚) Forgotten threads

538 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 14:50

( ゚ -゚) No Mother 3...

539 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 11:10

( ゚ -゚) Deep-fried orangutan butt-pimple pus fries.

540 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 01:11

( ゚ -゚) ”Shampoo” has the word “poo” in it....

( ゚ -゚) Now my hair is either physically clean or psychologically clean, but never both.

541 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 01:13

( ゚ ヮ゚) On the upside, I hardly have any hai―

( ゚ ヮ゚) ...

( ゚ -゚) God *damn* it!

542 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 05:57

( ゚ -゚) Disgusting realizations spread through the Internet.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 04:03

( ゚ -゚) Yaoi is fucken gay

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 16:15

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545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 20:24

( ゚ -゚) feering so ronery...

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 02:48

( ゚ -゚) Furries.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 04:32

( ゚ -゚) Dick butts.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 20:09

( ゚ -゚) Retards

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 20:17

( ゚ -゚) Loneliness

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