( ゚ -゚) Inside-out mittens...
( ゚ -゚) Not getting laid.
( °㊇°) Hello, all ~jissou
( ゚ -゚) The end is incredibly fucking nigh.
( ゚ -゚) I miss Xenon...
( ゚ -゚) This thread died...
( ゚ ヮ゚) Wait, does that mean there were no more unhappy things left?
( ゚ -゚) Oh, but it's at the top again now...
( ゚ -゚) My woman left me for a Japanese man...
( ゚ -゚) She said it was because he had a bigger penis...
( ゚ -゚) I forgot how to laugh.
( ゚ -゚) I accidentally sliced a part of my fingertip off when I was making dinner.
( ゚ -゚) The one girl I ever loved turned out to be a lesbian.
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ ヮ゚) But wait, mittens is female!
( ゚ -゚) But I am not. I am just another individualistic westerner.
( ゚ -゚) My parents caught me watching porn now nomore allowance.
( ゚ -゚) Also, they started making out while the porn was running.
( ゚ -゚) And they're both men.
( ゚ -゚) Mittens is a lesbian.
( ゚ -゚) I wish I was gay like everybody else in this town.
(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
( ゚ -゚) When fate knocks, the one you care about most, that irreplaceable someone, will die.
( ゚ -゚) Everything that makes them who they are will cease to exist, leaving you absolutely alone.
( ゚ -゚) And no man, machine, or prayer will ever bring them back from the dark.
( ゚ -゚) I guess I'm allergic to peanuts.
( ゚ -゚) I think the condom just broke.
( ゚ -゚) I've been exposed to genital warts.
< ゚ -゚> I have Corean ancestors.
( ゚ -゚) Chocolate covered stroopwafels...
( ゚ -゚) I blame the Welsh for this monstrosity.
( ゚ -゚) I miss the days of having 2 arms, and a lower body for that matter
( ゚ -゚) I miss having a penis.
( ゚ -゚) I miss having Japanese text support.
( ゚ -゚) I wish I could remember what sunlight looks like...
( * -*) You can tell you've lost the will to live when all food begins to taste badly.
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( ゚ -゚) forgetting to delete the [No] Which shows I blatantly ctrlC+crlV'ed
I failed 2 exams T_T T_T T_T T_T
( ゚ -゚) Those horrible "T_T" faces.
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i 乂-‐ −! i People who don't like clones make me sad.
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== THE REI'S CLONED ==
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( ゚ -゚) Message and his pissy not-fucking-finishing-that-fucking-installer.
( ゚ -゚) Breaking the support disc.
( ゚ -゚) The rss feed is still down.
( ゚ -゚) Released the emergency mittens twice in a row.
( ゚ -゚) chmod 666.
( ゚ -゚) LCD monitor died. Welcome back 10 year old CRT. You're a sight for sore eyes. No, really, you're making my eyes sore.
( ゚ -゚) Computer illiterate students bugging me for support with their banned accounts.
( ゚ -゚) dysfunctional peni.
( ゚ -゚) being forced to eat boxed ramen because of financial issues, and having to wait in line for the microwave behind an autistic faggot who is eating them because they are weeaboo.
( ゚ -゚) posting from Introduction to Psychology.
( ゚ -゚) Frosted Butts.
( ゚ -゚) finding poop inside your chocolate wrapper.
( ´ω`) finding chocolate inside your poop wrapper.
( ゚ -゚) Taking out the last Post-It note.
( ゚ -゚) Being stuck on the tram with a bunch of screaming schoolchildren because their teacher is too cheap and stupid to hire a goddamn coach.
( ゚ -゚)Sore genitals.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Sore genitals!
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ -゚) Posting in the wrong thread.
( ゚ -゚) Being past the halfway point
( ゚Д゚) LSD.
( ゚ -゚) insomnia
( ゚ -゚) This world.
( o-o) ...
( ゚ -゚) I owe the bank $300+ and im broke till payday... woohoo.
( ゚ -゚) the sound of vacuum cleaners
( ゚ -゚) ( ・-・)
( ゚ -゚) I don't like him
( ・-・) Well, fuck you very much, then, little missy.
( ゚ -゚) Nine Inch Nails
( ・-・) Shitting Dick Nipples
;_; 56k modems
( ゚ -゚) I don't like sirens.
( ゚ ヮ゚) 32.0kbps here!
( ゚ -゚) It takes me an hour to download a three-minute youtube.
( ゚ -゚) And anywhere from 5-15 minutes for iichan.
( ゚ -゚) 2-3 for DQN.
Giant flaming sheep mutant zombie donkey llama pidgion baby armies with tenticles and lazer beam eyes, shooting rotten mayonaise out of their mouths while crapping baby chickens while a face that is forming on its back starts coughing out hedgehog zombies of death that are crapping beef sticks and poo poo on everyone.
( ゚ -゚) Byte order modifiers.
( ゚ -゚)long programming assignments
4chan.org
( ゚ -゚) internet detectives.
( ゚ -゚) these unending nosebleeds
( ゚ -゚) Coffee that is no longer warm.
( ゚ -゚) Coffee thats warm and has urine in it.
( ゚ -゚) Rat urine.
( ゚ -゚) tanasi∵n∴..∴∵∴∵∴∵-゚∴(∵∴∵∴∵
school sucks
ヽ(´ー`)ノ(ノ´ー`)ノ(ノ´ー)ノ
preppie girls never looked at me.......
( ゚ -゚) The only girls that look at me are the fat ones, and even then they're only interested in borrowing money they'll never pay back.
( ゚ -゚) Forgotten threads
( ゚ -゚) No Mother 3...
( ゚ -゚) Deep-fried orangutan butt-pimple pus fries.
( ゚ -゚) ”Shampoo” has the word “poo” in it....
( ゚ -゚) Now my hair is either physically clean or psychologically clean, but never both.
( ゚ -゚) Disgusting realizations spread through the Internet.
( ゚ -゚) Yaoi is fucken gay
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( ゚ -゚) Furries.
( ゚ -゚) Dick butts.
( ゚ -゚) Retards
( ゚ -゚) Loneliness