i@MƒnLj I have worked so hard on my garden and plant sculptures that I should reward myself.
i@MƒnLj I think quiet, dignified and refined garden party would be a wonderful reward for my efforts. I will invite everyone I know
i@MƒnLj ...except emo-kid, of course.
( ß ƒŽß) I heard there will be mittens...hundreds of pairs!
( ß -ß) Hopefully I get to them before the tentacles do...
((/ ƒf.ㄟ) mittens... so melancholic....
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( EƒÖE) Thank you for inviting me to your garden party. I heard such wonderful things about your last affair that I was delighted to receive my invitation!
( EƒÖE) When will the lolis be arriving?
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She writes that it "is less spoken of, more hidden, and the women do not have any groups they attend or have formed themselves as do men. ... The strength of this taboo might help explain the enormous difficulty we had in finding women to interview."
Well-known pedophile advocate Pat Califia... writes in an article posted on the "Butterfly Kisses" site that, "It is possible that sexual activity occurs more often between mothers and children or other women than between men and children. Women have more access to kids, and there are fewer taboos surrounding women's handling young people's bodies."
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i@MƒnLj Though I welcome diversity in opinion and support frank discussion, I occasionally despair at the decline of intelligent discourse.
i@MƒnLj Hah, discourse. ...did anybody else catch that one? Oh well.
Well, never mind all that, >>26. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're brining the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.
Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.
Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".
Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.
And you, >>26, well, you should really just stick to today's special.
i@MƒnLj Ah, it's no worry. I always enjoy a good story.
i@MƒnLj I myself have been to Yoshinoya before. They were having a 150 yen off sale, so I got an extra large bowl with extra gravy.
iEÍEj You have excellent taste, Darkpa!
iEÍEj Umm... is natumi going to be here? If so, Grandpa might make a scene.
i@MƒnLj She's in the back, trimming the roses.
i LƒÖ`j I'll be in back trimming her bush
i;LƒÖ`j which is to say I'll be helping her out with the gardening...
i@MƒnLj Hah, that old fart will believe anything. She's actually in the front, feeding the gnomes.
i@MƒnLj Still, at least the tentacles will be entertained for a few minutes.
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i LƒÖ`j It's as real as the Big Rock Candy Mountain, Darkpa. Besides, lolis are seriously overrated.
i LƒÖ`j Whatever happened to that witch/maid that showed up to your last party near the end? I heard you two were an item!
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