( `ハ´) I have worked so hard on my garden and plant sculptures that I should reward myself.
( `ハ´) I think quiet, dignified and refined garden party would be a wonderful reward for my efforts. I will invite everyone I know
( `ハ´) ...except emo-kid, of course.
((/ デ.ㄟ) In the dark of night
((/ デ.ㄟ) rats bite
((/ デ.ㄟ) rats bite
((/ デ.ㄟ) woo...
( `ハ´) ...
( `ハ´) But then I got better.
( `ハ´) Have you tried the spinach dip?
((/ デ.ㄟ) woo... even gold wont help me dear lifeline...
( `ハ´) ...I don't remember inviting you. In fact, I distinctly remember not inviting you. The tentacles will show you to the door!
((/ デ.ㄟ) woo... ...
OUCH! Shit what the fuck???? What the fuck? it's in my ass!
( ´ω`) I am back, Darkpa.
( `ハ´)Hopefully you've got some awesome Shift-Jis/AA art to post to liven my party up.
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( `ハ´) ...something about it is strange. Oh well, let us drink.
( ´ω`)sex plz
( `ハ´)You've barely had a sip of saki and you're drunk enough to beg for sex? You used to be the best drinker back in your days!
( ´ω`)i cant c u drinking anything U FUCKING WEAK CUNT
( ´ω`)o man hic i i cant c anything
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( ಠ∀ಠ) Darkpa! Have you ever wished to be the little girl?
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( `ハ´) Why don't you check the basement?
( ´ω`)⊰⊡⊡⊢ Darkpa私は信号を待つ
( `ハ´)Sorry, I only speak Singlish what. Mai hiam la!
(・∀・) Darkpa, I've been meaning to ask you... are you by any chance the legendary KING OF HIGE? And if so, why did you leave the mustaching scene so suddenly?
( `ハ´) I'm afraid not, young man. Although, I am fairly certain that the great Sina was at one time King of Hige.
( `ハ´) I'm glad you folks are having a good time.
( `ハ´) Tea, anyone?
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( `ハ´) I see you found my video library.
( `ハ´) There are some real treasures in there.
( `ハ´) ...
( `ハ´) Have you heard of Slow-As-Hell?
(・∀・)Darkpa... why do you have your video collection in the garden?
(´^ิ౪^ิ) fun party d00dz
( `ハ´)Ah. A gentleman from 4chan. How do you do?
(´^ิ౪^ิ) kewl. wheres da keg?
(・∀・)yo i can't be interested if i have no idea what the hell you want.
(´^ิ౪^ิ) Ok, the 4chan is an organization, and threads whose owners believe in the eventual symbiosis between the various communities around the board are it's "members".
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(´^ิ౪^ิ) We have a unique ban policy that allows this to work.
( `ハ´) Perhaps I should invite my muscular buddy, Mittens to attend.
( `ハ´) Once again, this party might need a bouncer.
( `ハ´) Do I have enough tea sandwiches?
ミ,,゚Д゚彡 Darkpa! It's been YEARS! How are you, my old friend?
( `ハ´) Hello... ...
( `ハ´) Well, it seems I have forgotten this well-meaning fellow's name. What shall I do?
ミ,,゚Д゚彡 Don't you remember me?! It was your idea that I should undergo surgery to look like Cousin It, me being his biggest fan and all.
(´^ิ౪^ิ) Anyways.
(´^ิ౪^ิ) You'll get mainly more visitors.
(´^ิ౪^ิ) thing is though that the primary reason that you're party hasn't "shown up on the map" is because the elitist superstructure finds it probably too popular.
( `ハ´) I'm sorry. I've actually suggested that many do the same, so perhaps the line was blurred.
( `ハ´) May I ask for your name?
ミ,,゚Д゚彡 William Robert Getherdun
( `ハ´) Sorry. Doesn't ring a bell.
(´^ิ౪^ิ) I'll take one hundred for a hundred, Alex
( ゚ ∀゚ ) I'll take 100 mittens!
( `ハ´) My parties always inspire hilarity and spontaneous japes.
pink panther F T W
( `ハ´) ...Anonymous...
( `ハ´) It seems I will need to request the services of Mittens once again after all.
Damn... they're all having fun without me again・・・
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( `ハ´) I would be proud to invite you if you were to shave, change your name, and join the army like a true upstanding citizen.
( `ハ´)I get so lonely these days ....
( ゚ ヮ゚) Darkpa, do you like Mittens?
( ゚ ヮ゚) YOU SHOULD THROW A MITTEN PARTY NEXT TIME!!!!
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>>110 Is this Haruhi cartoon good? I see it everywhere. Should I download it? I don't like girly things, I really like the Japanese Cartoons Naruto Bleach Gantz i think they are very emotional, and the dubs were great. Is this like them?
( `ハ´)...
(・∀・)Darkpa, is there any chance that you're wiser then Grandpa? Because if you are I'd much rather ask you questions instead!
( `ハ´) I am indeed wiser than your Grandfather, but as I am humbled thanks to the teachings of Tanasinn, I cannot share any of my wisdom with you.
(・∀・)I like you, Darkpa!
( `ハ´) I, too, am fond of you. Please paint my house.
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( `ハ´) ...I really do need to call Mittens soon.
( ゚ -゚) darkpa.... I can't find my big muscle AA ... sorry.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I like parties and drinking and shit like that!
(・∀・)Darkpa, who is mittens?
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( `ハ´)Mittens, dear friend. Would you mind escorting him to the door?
( ゚ ヮ゚) I won't fail you, Darkpa!
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f 、 ヾ / )> I will not leave until I have presented you with this AMAZING marketing oppertunity!
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( ´ω`) Valium?
( ´ω`) Tsk, tsk, kids these days.
( `ハ´)I agree.
( `ハ´)Mittens, hand that Valium over immediately.
(valium) With our convyent fh@rm@cy 0nlin3 you never need a perscr|p+i0n again!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Needs more MITTENS!
( ゚ o゚) Darkpa! Watch out! There's a bottle rocket headed straight for you!!!
( `ハ´)Please enjoy the delicious potato puffs, crab rangoon and baby lamb chops from the wandering servers.
( `ハ´)If you really must, kindly come into a kleenex and dispose of it in the handy garbage receptacles.
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( ´ω`) Darkpa, check out my new swordskill!
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( `ハ´)Lack of sound effects renders your skill too plain my friend.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this party sucks dick like the rest of those
(つ つ wannabe "I've worked so hard so I'll throw myself a party" parties.
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( ・ω・) DON'T THINK. FEEL AND YOU'LL BE TANASINN.
( `ハ´) I am the master of Tanasinn. You cannot defeat me.
(´^ิ౪^ิ)Durrr I think I can!
(´^ิ౪^ิ)I made a joke! Get it? I said when it comes to tanasinn I think I can defeat darkpa!
(´^ิ౪^ิ)Get it? It's funny because no one can ever beat darkpa.
( `ハ´)I have some pamphlets...
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___ ( ´ω`) < I've beaten Darkpa on one occasion: when he was taking a piss, I slit his throat
\ ⊂ つ⊥ from behind. A most dishonorable death, but you sometimes gotta do whatever it takes.
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( `ハ´) Grandpa hasn't been sober since 1927, but I keep inviting him to my parties because he can really put it away!
( `ハ´) Besides, it's always wise to invite an ugly friend along, so you'll look fine in comparison.
( `ハ´) This accounts for quite a few of the male invitees.
Oh, so I'm the ugly one, eh?
( ´ω`)( `ハ´)!? (He appeared behind me without me knowing?!)