( `ハ´) I have worked so hard on my garden and plant sculptures that I should reward myself.
( `ハ´) I think quiet, dignified and refined garden party would be a wonderful reward for my efforts. I will invite everyone I know
( `ハ´) ...except emo-kid, of course.
( ゚ -゚) microcephaly
( `ハ´) Hello, strange creature. I have a strange feeling that I may like you.
(・∀・) there's long line for bathroom. wtf.
( ゚ ヮ゚) DARKPA DARKPA WHAT'S THAT THING WITH THE ORANGE CHEEKS?!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Is it mittens?!?!?!!!
( `ハ´) I think I may adopt it. Now, what should I name it?
( `ハ´) And no, I don't believe that it is mittens, Mittens.
( ゚ ヮ゚) It's..not?
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ ヮ゚) Snorunt!!!!
( `ハ´) Does one really need to 'catch them all'?
( `ハ´) ...
( `ハ´) It all seems kind of pointless in the greater scheme of things.
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ ヮ゚) SNORUNT!!!!
(・∀・) I think we should call it Dark Junior.
( `ハ´) That certainly has a nice ring to it.
(・ハ・)..(;ハ;)
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( `ハ´)Why thank you, young lady. I do appreciate a fine Rubenesque figure.
( `ハ´)Though an ample bosom is nice, smaller figures are fine, too.
( `ハ´)
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( `ハ´)彡 ( `ハ´)
( ゚ ヮ゚) Unmask! Unmask!
( ゚ ヮ゚)
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( `ハ´)彡 ( ゚ ヮ゚)
(・ハ・)Darkpa! I'm your grandson! From the future~
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( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ☆ ( ゚ ヮ゚) WE CAN DANCE
⊂ ⊂ ) ( U つ ⊂__へ つ WE CAN DANCE
< < < * ) ) ) (_)| EVERYBODY LOSE CONTROL
(_(_) (__)_) 彡(__)
∧_∧ + ∧_∧ ∧_∧ Young man,
( ´ω) ( ´ω
) ☆( ´ω`) there's a place you can go
⊂ ⊂ ) ( U つ ⊂__へ つ I said, young man,
< < < * ) ) ) (_)| when you're short on your dough
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( ゚ ヮ゚) I see all of you fuckers!
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( `ハ´) ( `ハ´) ☆ ( `ハ´) The name's Darkpa,
⊂ ⊂ ) ( U つ ⊂__へ つ You wish you were me, don'tcha?
< < < * ) ) ) (_)| This party's just gettin started,
(_(_) (__)_) 彡(__) too bad this rhyme is retarded.
( `ハ´)I feel like such a fool.
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( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ☆ ( ゚ ヮ゚) MITTENS!
⊂ ⊂ ) ( U つ ⊂__へ つ MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS!
< < < * ) ) ) (_)| EVERYBODY LOVES MITTENS!
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( ゚ -゚) You're an ugly, small-eyed mutant, and I hate you.
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(・ハ・) Darkpa, you are the coolest... and I broke your window.. sorry.
(・ハ・)200 get!
(・ハ・) By the way, why don't you ever feed me? Grandpa feeds Junior.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Darkpa, why did your thread die?
( `ハ´)That is not dead which can eternal lie...
( `ハ´)And with strange bumping, even Death may die.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I like Darkpa!
( `ハ´)No.
( `ハ´) But you are welcome to stay and have a bite to eat.
( ⌒д⌒) What of me? Am I welcome?
( `ハ´) Certainly. I would offer you a seat, but we are about to play musical chairs.
( ・ิm・ิ) ...the recliner is a difficult instrument to master.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I like how Darkpa lets everybody in his partys
( ゚ ヮ゚) Oh boy musical chairs!
/⌒ヽ
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Party's over.
:(
┐( ´∀`)┌
( `ハ´)Excuse me sir, but I say when this party is and isn't over, and I still have quite a bit of partying left in me so if you would please leave The door's just over there.
( `ハ´)Please leave my garden.
( ゚ ヮ゚) It was awesome the way you stood up to that MODD bully, Darkpa!
( ゚ -゚) ...but what are we all doing out here?
( `ハ´) Partying hard, off course. Why do you even have to ask, Mittens?
(;`ハ´) Of course, when I say "partying hard" I mean "partying in a responsible and safe manner and not doing anything which would put me at risk of raising my home owners' insurance".
( `ハ´) I'm glad I stocked up on smoked cheese hors d'oeuvres.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Friends! I wonder if they like mittens...
( `ハ´) With all these people to help carry, we should be rid of w's in no time at all.
( ゚ ヮ゚)つ ♥
( ゚ ヮ゚)つ♥ (`ハ´ )Mittens! Where'd you find a heart?!
( ゚ -゚)つ ♥ Uhh.. that's...
(x ∀ x)
( ゚ -゚) ummm oops..
( ゚ ヮ゚)つ ♥
(x ∀ x)
( ゚ -゚)
(゚ -゚ )
( `ハ´)Oh Mittens, have you seen junior around? I have something important to say to him.
(゚ -゚ ) Darkpa... ummm....
( ゚ ヮ゚) I think I left something on the stove! Gotta run!
( ゚∀゚)'sup Darkpa? I was just showing mittens what I learned in meditation class!
( ´ω`) And our characters all get a nice clean laugh.
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JIKAI! On darkpa:
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( `ハ´) I'm afraid you gentlemen have had a few too many drinks.
(・∀・) Mittens can I have that back?
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lolol I can go get a job for xbawks customer support.
...but it looks awfully boring.
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( ゚ ヮ゚)つ (♥・∀・) There, all better.
(♥・∀・) I feel kinda... gay.
( ゚ ヮ゚)つ♥ (・∀・) Fine, I'm taking it back then.
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( `ハ´)Having fun?
( ゚ ヮ゚) Yeah!
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( `ハ´)Quite the annoying lad, arn't you?
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