（ ｀ハ´）Darkpa [Fantastic!] (83)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 01:28

（ ｀ハ´） Good evening, children.

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 01:34

(・∀・) I thought you said you weren't going to do this thread.

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 02:00

（ ｀ハ´）Hum? What was life like before the Internet, you say? We used to read books. You are aware what a book is, yes, Junior?

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 03:14

(・∀・) I SAID I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GOING TO DO THIS THREAD

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 03:28

（ ｀ハ´）

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 03:32

(・∀・)

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 03:38

（ ｀ハ´）Anyway, let's say we have a cup of tea.

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 03:40

（ ｀ハ´） My apologies. That cursed Text Art formatting must have been warping my mind.

（ ｀ハ´） You seem to be in a state of flux yourself. Perhaps we should summon a doctor.

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 03:41

(・∀・) Be sure to reload the thread list before you post!

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 04:34

( ´ω`) I'm already lonely, guys, can I stay here for a little bit?

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 05:37

(・∀・)

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 09:11

( ´ω`)

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 12:06

( ´ω`) And then the mortar barrage took out all my buddies, I was left alone. Blood was oozing from my ear but nothing mattered anymore. I was going to kill those little yellow men and avenge my friends.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4800 16:18

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15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 00:18

（ ｀ハ´） Now is the time. Grandpa's in a brand new thread, and this time, mine will triumph!

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 00:22

(・∀・) Previous experience says that the way to success in a Grandpa style thread is to pump up the cast & crew to insane levels and make the whole thread into a lunatic soap opera.

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 01:20

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hello Darkpa!

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 12:48

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oops, forgot my mustache.

( ﾟ ハﾟ) Hello Darkpa!

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 21:12

( ﾟ ハﾟ) I IS A CATFISH

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 04:51

(・∀・) It's FAKEPA!

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 05:39

( ﾟ ハﾟ) No, I like the catfish idea better.

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 05:46

（ ｀ハ´） So let it be written, so let it be done, my little catfish friend.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 06:32

(・∀・) Damnit Fagpa!! I think the names up around here!!!!

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 12:48

ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩ Mind your place, child!
　　　　　（,,｀ハ´)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) <ow ow sorry ow sorry ow ow

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 19:10

Σ( ﾟ ハﾟ) And now I have a tail. Thanks, Darkpa!

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 19:12

Σ>(　ﾟハﾟ) I continue to evolve, in accordance with God's divine plan!

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 21:06

What's this? Catfish is evolving!

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 22:38

Σ>(　ﾟハﾟ) Soon the earth will be mine!

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4815 02:32

Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з All I need is thumbs!

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 16:14

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) How could such a wonderful thread have languished for so long?

31 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5259 19:26

（ ｀ハ´） The catfish expired long ago.

32 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5259 20:29

Σ>(ε＋ハ＋)з

33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5259 21:12

（ ｀ハ´）Unlike me. I will post my threads forever!

34 Name: （ ´_⊃｀） : 1993-09-5259 22:48

（ ´_⊃｀） is >>32 suposed to spell something? Exetatde?

35 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5260 10:28

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) >>34 This is going to ruin the joke but read it backwards!

36 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5260 15:30

3ctat3k3?

37 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5260 15:58

>>36
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Get it? GET IT?

38 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5260 16:36

>>37 That fish is not so scaley!

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 18:14

Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з Yo momma's not so scaly.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 09:00

（　・∀・） I like fish.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 13:04

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Darkpa, are you also Sina?

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 23:43

（ ｀ハ´） I have many names.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 19:35

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Darkpa, are you Sina or not?

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 20:34

（ ｀ハ´） I already answered that question.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 20:57

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) But i don't remember, Darkpa! Please tell me!


( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wait, we've had this in another thread.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 21:07

（ ｀ハ´）

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 23:46

( ﾟ -ﾟ)

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 23:50

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49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 00:58

　　　　　 ﾊ,,,,ﾊ
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　〈/ ）/__,ミ　≡≡≡(´⌒;;;≡≡
　（_/^´　　(´⌒(´⌒ 　　screeeeeeeeee

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 03:01

( ・-・) I'm glad we settled that?

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 17:19

(・∀・) Darkpa, do you in fact work for DARPA?

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 20:17

（ ｀ハ´） You've found my secret, le. DARKPANET was my creation. Lazy Yankees lost the K.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 01:24

(・∀・) Why do you get confused with China Man from tablecat's home?

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 01:24

( ・-・) So who lost the D, then?

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 01:44

（ ｀ハ´） Ah, therein lies a tail.
（ ｀ハ´） As I recall, it was a sunny Tuesday. I was standing on the quaint stone bridge over the creek, idly watching the fish swim by, when suddenly-

-voot-
( ・ハ・) Greetings everybody! My name is-
-voot-

（ ｀ハ´） Ahem. Where was I?

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 17:36

(・∀・) Right where you're standing now. Duh.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 22:57

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) In the next thread, you're on your own.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 16:31

(・∀・) Also, I heard you were actually "Zergface"/"SHCM" from 4chan's /k/. Is it true?

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 17:17

(・∀・) And I also heard that you smell like a butt and like to kiss butts too.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 18:18

（ ｀ハ´） I'm afraid you've been misinformed, youngling.

（ ｀ハ´） I wear a slight but heady scent of ocean breezes and camel musk.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 00:06

(・∀・) Ocean butt breezes!

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 00:49

　　 ( ・∀・)
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( ｀ハ´)彡　( ・ω・)
Ah HA!

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 01:30

（ ｀ハ´） Your uncommonly excessive fascination with butts led to your discovery!

（ ｀ハ´） Begone with you, Clonepa!

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 00:05

( ・ω・) But I like you...

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 04:04

（ ｀ハ´） ....

（ ｀ハ´） Doubtful.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 19:01

( ・ω・) I do like you.

( ・ω・) I'm pretty easy to please, though, so don't get all full of yourself over it.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 19:12

( ・ω・) After all, Beady Eyes is my best friend, and he's an irritating little shitpocket.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 10:06

（ ｀ハ´） Would anyone like a cup of tea?

（ ｀ハ´） I've got black tea, green tea, white tea, red tea, brown tea, yellow tea, lesser spotted purple tea...

（ ｀ハ´） ...Oolong tea, Darjeeling tea, Assam tea, Pu'er tea, flowering tea, masala chai tea, Rize tea, gunpowder tea, iced tea...

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 12:53

( ・ω・) What about opium tea?

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 15:22

( ・ω・) or Par tea? You know, for golfers?

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 18:26

( ・ω・) 　♨　 ( ・∀・)

　　　　（ ｀ハ´）

Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along

Bum bum bum

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
Clonepa!

Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E...

Darkpa!

. . .

Good
It'll help
It'll help
If you just sing along!
O Yea!!

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 18:37

( ´ω`) Damn kids and their stupid music these days.

( ´ω`) Why, back in my day we...uh...we

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) ZZZzzz...

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 15:20

（ ｀ハ´） Ah good, the elderly gentleman has fallen asleep.

（ ｀ハ´） Junior, you know the procedure; slip the pill onto his tongue and tip his head back gently.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 16:18

(・∀・) No way! Last time I tried that he bit me really hard.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 17:15

( ´ω`) ehehehe...

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) ZZZzzz...

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 16:58

（ ｀ハ´）Ku ku ku . . .

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 05:14

( ・ω・) ... through the night with a light from a bulb.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 11:39

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Darkpa, have you ever felt an unshakable urge to kill everyone in sight?

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 14:12

（ ｀ハ´） It's not an urge. It is a finely tuned skill.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 09:25

( ・-・) The only finely tuned skill you have is making tea.

( ・-・) On a related note, have you ever considered a career as a maid?

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 14:45

( ・∀・)Darkpa, someone said I would fit in well at your dinner party. What did they mean?

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 23:12

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) 𐍅𐌴 𐌼𐌿𐍃𐍄 𐍂𐌴𐌾𐍉𐌹𐌸𐌴 𐌹𐌽 𐍄𐌷𐌹𐍃 𐌼𐍉𐍂𐌱𐌹𐌳 𐍈𐍉𐌹𐌸𐌴

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 19:06

（ ｀ハ´） Mr Eyes, I shall overlook your insolence, but just this once.

（ ｀ハ´） Junior, they no doubt meant that you are a politically and philosophical learned individual and polymath.

（ ｀ハ´） ...They must have been mistaken.

（ ｀ハ´） And as for you, whoever you are, if you persist in talking about my mother in such an inflammatory manner then I shall have to ask you to leave.
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