i L_½Mj is >>32 suposed to spell something? Exetatde?
( ί ί) >>34 This is going to ruin the joke but read it backwards!
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°>(Γίnί)x Yo momma's not so scaly.
i@EΝEj I like fish.
( ί ί) Darkpa, are you also Sina?
i MnLj I have many names.
( ί ί) Darkpa, are you Sina or not?
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(EΝE) Darkpa, do you in fact work for DARPA?
i MnLj You've found my secret, le. DARKPANET was my creation. Lazy Yankees lost the K.
(EΝE) Why do you get confused with China Man from tablecat's home?
( E-E) So who lost the D, then?
i MnLj Ah, therein lies a tail.
i MnLj As I recall, it was a sunny Tuesday. I was standing on the quaint stone bridge over the creek, idly watching the fish swim by, when suddenly-
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( EnE) Greetings everybody! My name is-
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i MnLj Ahem. Where was I?
(EΝE) Right where you're standing now. Duh.
Π*ί°ί) In the next thread, you're on your own.
(EΝE) Also, I heard you were actually "Zergface"/"SHCM" from 4chan's /k/. Is it true?
( EΦE) But I like you...
i MnLj ....
i MnLj Doubtful.
( EΦE) I do like you.
( EΦE) I'm pretty easy to please, though, so don't get all full of yourself over it.
( EΦE) What about opium tea?
( LΦ`) Damn kids and their stupid music these days.
( LΦ`) Why, back in my day we...uh...we
( LΦ`) ...
( LΦ`) ZZZzzz...
(EΝE) No way! Last time I tried that he bit me really hard.
( LΦ`) ehehehe...
( LΦ`) ...
( LΦ`) ZZZzzz...
i MnLjKu ku ku . . .
( EΦE) ... through the night with a light from a bulb.
( ί ί) Darkpa, have you ever felt an unshakable urge to kill everyone in sight?
i MnLj It's not an urge. It is a finely tuned skill.
( E-E) The only finely tuned skill you have is making tea.
( E-E) On a related note, have you ever considered a career as a maid?
( EΝE)Darkpa, someone said I would fit in well at your dinner party. What did they mean?
( LίΦί`) 𐍅𐌴 𐌼𐌿𐍃𐍄 𐍂𐌴𐌾𐍉𐌹𐌸𐌴 𐌹𐌽 𐍄𐌷𐌹𐍃 𐌼𐍉𐍂𐌱𐌹𐌳 𐍈𐍉𐌹𐌸𐌴