( ά-ά) Hello, children!
°>(Γίnί)x Nobody else wanted to be in your thread, so I thought I'd crash here.
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( ά-ά) Grandpa and I had a difference of opinion, so I came here to let him cool off.
( ά-ά) Soon he will enjoy my company again.
( ά-ά) Everybody loves me for my eternal fountain of kindness!
( ά-ά) ....
°>(Γίnί)x Be quiet. I'm trying to sleep.
( ##ά) Old fucker!
( ##ά) He punched me right back into my own thread.
I'll grab you by the neck and punch you in your fuck you piece of shit.
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( ά-ά) Oh, hello there, Mittens.
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Actually I don't like you all that much.
( ά-ά) Of course not. I'm the one who shows you how much of a failure you are, remember?
( ί Aί ) How did things turn out like this? The world is so full of fighting...
( ί -ί) Kindness-san is a dick. That's how.
( ά-ά) Mittens is a complete failure on all imaginable levels. Don't forget to add that as well.
( ί -ί) You are just lonely aren't you
( ί ί) Don't worry I'll be your friend. Your best friend...
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( ά-ά) Get off of my head, you imbecile!
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( άά) This thread is now about the superiority of MITTENS!
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( άά) I said mittens you mindless sharkbait!
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( ά-ά) < Get off of my head, you imbecile!
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( (ί-ά) < Uho! Ii otoko!
( (άί-ίά)ά) < Mmrrgggh!
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( ά-ά) I'm bumping my own thread!
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( ά-ά) What are all these fish doing in my thread? Oh well, better not look a gift horse in the mouth...
Time for a fish fry-up!
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*slappo*( ά-)Β¦@@@ί (##ίnί)x glub glub...
*Crash*( ί oί) Animal cruelty!
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Equal opportunity of cruelty it is then...
ί ί ί ί (##oί)LΦ`) <Ow! Christ!( LΦ`) Kindness-san, Stop being a di- no wait...
( LΦ`) Just stop punting these losers out of your own goddamn thread, ok?
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Taste my mitten-fu, fuckmitten!
whap!( ά-ά) Hmm, did I feel a breeze just now?
(ά-ά ) Oh hey, look, it's Mittens! I thought you were content with being a failure in your own thread.
( ί ί) My thread's in its second incarnation. How's yours doing? Only 44 posts? That's pretty lame. They ought to call you Lameness-san!
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( ά-ά) Yeah, I didn't know they piled shit that high.
(@@@;Ν;@@@) Grandpa said I could pee here.
(₯Ν₯) Ahh, that's much better.
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( EΦE) Hi, I'm here to fertilize your lawn.
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( ˃Φ˂) poot!
( EΦE) There you go. See you tomorrow!
( ά-ά) It's a good thing I'm actually renting this lot out from Clonepa at a truly fantastic deal...
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( ά-ά) Oh well, his problem.
( LΦ`) Now that was a fine example of thread shitting if I've ever seen one.
( LΦ`) 50get.
( ά-ά) I wonder why Clonepa would shit on his own lawn.
( ά-ά) Speaking of shit, let's look at Grandpa's recation time!
( ά-ά) Speaking of shit, let's look at Grandpa's reaction time!
( ά-ά) Speaking of shit once more, look at this shameful double post.
( ά-ά) Speaking of shit once more, look at this shameful doable post.
( ά-ά) Speaking of shit yet one more time, look at how badly I spelled "double" up there.
( ά-ά) Goddamn, I'm an idiot.
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( ά-ά)c ( ˃Φ˂) Take this!
( ά-ά)Clonepa why do you hate your property so much you use it as an open toilet?
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( EΦE) What the hell are you talking about? I don't own any property. I live in a van down by the river.
( EΦE) I'm sure you'll come up with some imaginary way to explain it all.
|ΦE) Thanks for the rent checks!
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( ά-ά) Those checks'll bounce more then a rubber ball on a trampoline.
( άtά) ...in my dreams.
( ά-ά) ...In my dreams, I see that boy... Junior... Oh, Junior...
( ά-ά) Ah... I just want to feel myself inside you... if only... if only I had been born with a penis...
( ά-ά) or even a body for that matter...
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( E-E) Hey, nice thread you got here.
( ά-ά) What, this old thing? Nobody's posted to it in ages apart from you.
( E-E) WAKE UP SMUG FATHEAD YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR PILLS
( E-E) FIRE PANTS GIB BLSIG WHATEVER
( E-E) Okay, thread derailed. On to my next conquest!
( άtά) damn you.
( E-E) Wait, isn't this my thread?
( ά-ά) No and thanks, now I can feel smug again.
(⊺D๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
( E-E) Hey, that's a pretty good gimmick.
( E-E) I think I'll take it.
( ά-ά) No you don't. I saw it first!
( ά<>ά)|D๏) NOM NOM NOM
( E-E) ...what the fuck.
( ά-ά) Mmmmm, tasty gimmick....
( EΦE) Not I!
( ά-ά) Ultraman? That dime store Dynaman couldn't hope to generate a stink like this.
( ά-ά) I'm so cool because I drive a Toyota Prius. They emit SMUG instead of smog, so fitting for me. BRAPPP!! That fart sure smells great.
( ά-ά) South Park is a vast untapped well of comedy
( ά-ά) Yeah, I'm here. And the PT Cruiser I rode in on.
( E-E) FUCK IT NO NOT YOU AGAIN. YOU ARE NOT GETTING 100 IN THIS THREAD.
( E-E) Wait... what?!
( ά-ά) Your patheticness knows no bounds.
( E-E) You're stupidty is terminal.
( ά-ά) your lamitude is legendary.
( ά-ά) You're not even worth a cent.
°>(Γίnί)x Hi ho.
( άtά) You again?
( E-E) Oho! A weakness to exploit!
°>(Γίnί)x It's off to work I go!
( ά-ά) Whoa, we're in the august presence of a Master of the Obvious!
( άӧά) I'm a big fat butt.
( E-E) could I see that for a second.
(@@Y@@) Go on, drink it all in!
(@@@@@Y@@@@@) Let me give you a closer look.
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( ί -ί) I really don't like the turn this thread has taken.
( ά-ά) I do
( ά-ά) I do.
i MnLj I now pronounce you Man and Wife.
i MnLj You may eat the bride.
( E-E) what
( ά-ά) Are you all confused and stupid again?
( ά-ά) So typical.
( ά-ά) And you're so stupid you can't tell that it is ^o^
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( E-E) Forgive me Fathead, for I have sinned.
i ά-άj If I were a tree, I'd be the tree that fell over and crushed my neighbor's car.
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i E-E jYou're such a fathead
i ά-άj Smug, too.
i ά-άj I'm a democrat!
i ά-άj I was working on Orca for the Romney campaign, too.
i ά-άjI voted 3rd party!
i ά-άjI don't need "Text Art" to look good
i ά-άjMy penis is larger than yours, therefore I am superior.
( ά-ά) I love how much better my life is than any of yours.
( ά-ά) You silly little people. You don't know how much you stink!
i ά-άjMy car is bigger than your mom's car!
i ά-άj I have Google Glass and I wear it everywhere!
( E-E) I hate you and your thread.
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@i@ί mίj I'm not into the whole bumping random threads thing.
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i ά-άj I am.
( ά-ά) I let a guy know his password was showing.
( ά-ά) Then I told him to get out!
( ά-ά) That's what your mom said!
°>(Γίnί)x Can I have a stupid failure of a thread now too?
( ά-ά) No, Luke. I am your fathead.
( ά-ά) I just farted the first three notes of Pachelbel's Canon!
( ά-ά) You should get an asterisk tattoo.
( E-E) Because I like Kurt Vonnegut?
( ά-ά) No, because you're an asshole.
( ά-ά) I am the best forced meme so I don't even need to bump my thread but I'm going to do it anyway. That is why I am called Smug Fathead.
( ά-ά) Like herpes, I will always be with you.
( ά-ά) I have a blue checkmark
( ά-ά) I am the store clerk who installed the protective cover on your phone with dust underneath it
( ά-ά) I am the guy who excuses bad media just because some chick in it is hot. Even worst girl. Especially worst girl.
( ά-ά) I don't have any insecurities or worries!
( ά ◡ά) I just thought of something really obscene.
( ά-ά) slime
( ά-ά) So sublime.
( ά-ά) I got the microwave, got the VCR. I got the deuce-deuce in the trunk of my car, oh yeah!
i got the jewels, got the diamonds. but when i open my eyes i can never find them
( ά-ά) I don't have COVID.
( ά-ά) I had COVID, so now I'm immune and don't need to get the jab.
( ά-ά) I didn't wake up and think, gI'm going to start the year with some merry capersh - it just happened!
( ά-ά) That's because it's the flu, you are literally cowering in fear of the sniffles.
( άoά) I wish I killed myself in 2019
( ά-ά) People are often wrong about things, but not me! I correct them for free, because I have a charitable heart!
( ά-ά) I use Arch btw
( ά-ά) I have chosen to insist my name be lower case on all academic papers going forward.
( ά-ά) I got a gf
( ά-ά) I'm a smug fathead and I vote.
( ά-ά) It's okay to be wide.
( ά-ά) Being a cynical nihilistic bunghole means never having to improve anything or reflect on your own flaws! It's a pretty sweet deal.
( ά-ά) Oh, don't get me wrong. I LARP as a Pollyanna for all the same benefits sometimes, but that's not where the circlejerk's at these days, know'msayin'?
( ά-ά) I do have the courage to hate the poor.
( ά-ά) You should speak out against your country's tyrant as readily as speak out against your country's tyrant. You may be tortured and get your family killed, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.