( ⌒-⌒) Smug Fathead [Annoying] (182)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 15:18

( ⌒-⌒) Hello, children!

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 17:20

（ ⌒-⌒） Smug, too.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:37

（ ⌒-⌒） I'm a democrat!

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:10

（ ⌒-⌒） I was working on Orca for the Romney campaign, too.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 00:05

（ ⌒-⌒）I voted 3rd party!

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 01:40

（ ⌒-⌒）I don't need "Text Art" to look good

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 15:21

（ ⌒-⌒）My penis is larger than yours, therefore I am superior.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 19:53

( ⌒-⌒) I love how much better my life is than any of yours.

( ⌒-⌒) You silly little people. You don't know how much you stink!

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 00:11

（ ⌒-⌒）My car is bigger than your mom's car!

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 00:29

（ ⌒-⌒） I have Google Glass and I wear it everywhere!

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 18:17

( ・-・) I hate you and your thread.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 19:58

　 Λ__Λ
　（　ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole bumping random threads thing.
　（　　　）

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 22:51

（ ⌒-⌒） I am.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 09:45

　 　(⌒―⌒)　
　 `((´^ω^`)) Oh here are my ears.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7477 10:36

( ⌒-⌒) I let a guy know his password was showing.

147 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7696 18:35

( ⌒-⌒) Then I told him to get out!

148 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 19:04

( ⌒-⌒) That's what your mom said!

149 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8111 17:31

Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з Can I have a stupid failure of a thread now too?

150 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8111 17:33

( ⌒-⌒) I remember doing >>146! Good times. Goooood. times.

151 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8136 02:50

( ⌒-⌒) No, Luke. I am your fathead.

152 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8321 08:39

( ⌒-⌒) I just farted the first three notes of Pachelbel's Canon!

153 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8437 17:08

( ⌒-⌒) You should get an asterisk tattoo.
( ・-・) Because I like Kurt Vonnegut?
( ⌒-⌒) No, because you're an asshole.

154 This post sucked.

155 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8595 14:46

( ⌒-⌒) I am the best forced meme so I don't even need to bump my thread but I'm going to do it anyway. That is why I am called Smug Fathead.

156 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9215 21:27

( ⌒-⌒) Like herpes, I will always be with you.

157 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9230 17:08

( ⌒-⌒) I have a blue checkmark

158 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9375 19:21

( ⌒-⌒) I am the store clerk who installed the protective cover on your phone with dust underneath it

159 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 10:23

( ⌒-⌒) I am the guy who excuses bad media just because some chick in it is hot. Even worst girl. Especially worst girl.

160 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10149 12:50

( ⌒-⌒) I don't have any insecurities or worries!

161 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10150 16:05

( ⌒ ◡⌒) I just thought of something really obscene.

162 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10255 12:25

( ⌒-⌒) slime

163 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10260 18:36

( ⌒-⌒) So sublime.

164 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10260 19:27

( ⌒-⌒) I got the microwave, got the VCR. I got the deuce-deuce in the trunk of my car, oh yeah!

165 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10260 21:10

i got the jewels, got the diamonds. but when i open my eyes i can never find them

166 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10341 20:10

( ⌒-⌒) I don't have COVID.

167 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10342 23:45

( ⌒-⌒) I had COVID, so now I'm immune and don't need to get the jab.

168 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10354 01:33

( ⌒-⌒) I didn't wake up and think, “I'm going to start the year with some merry capers” - it just happened!

169 Name: vc:shagaze : 1993-09-10354 09:35

>>167 A study from the CDC showed that roughly one-third of those with COVID-19 cases in the study had no apparent natural immunity, and also notes that a study from Germany showed that 85% of COVID-19 cases later failed to produce antibodies. Stay safe, dokyun!

170 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10355 10:50

( ⌒-⌒) That's because it's the flu, you are literally cowering in fear of the sniffles.

171 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10355 18:26

( ⌒o⌒) I wish I killed myself in 2019

172 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11078 12:44

( ⌒-⌒) People are often wrong about things, but not me! I correct them for free, because I have a charitable heart!

173 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 00:07

( ⌒-⌒) I use Arch btw

174 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 03:02

>>171
( ⌒-⌒) Birth is a curse, and existence is a prison

175 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11082 20:17

( ⌒-⌒) I have chosen to insist my name be lower case on all academic papers going forward.

176 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11116 23:08

( ⌒-⌒) I got a gf

177 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11159 18:30

( ⌒-⌒) I'm a smug fathead and I vote.

178 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11159 20:20

( ⌒-⌒) It's okay to be wide.

179 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11376 15:00

( ⌒-⌒) Being a cynical nihilistic bunghole means never having to improve anything or reflect on your own flaws! It's a pretty sweet deal.

180 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11376 20:08

( ⌒-⌒) Oh, don't get me wrong. I LARP as a Pollyanna for all the same benefits sometimes, but that's not where the circlejerk's at these days, know'msayin'?

181 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11398 15:37

( ⌒-⌒) I do have the courage to hate the poor.

182 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11402 22:40

( ⌒-⌒) You should speak out against your country's tyrant as readily as speak out against your country's tyrant. You may be tortured and get your family killed, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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