A DQN Konpyuuta geemu (166)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 01:08

A DQN computer game.

>>13 is the genre.
>>19 is the location/setting.
>>5 is the name of the protagonist.
>>25, >>2, and >>15 are weapons you can use.
>>21 is the name of the antagonist.
>>10 is a cheatcode to get infinite lives.

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 01:22

2GET

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 01:23

(･∀･) Grandpa, back when I was a kid, video game consoles came with controllers that connected to it through a wire. None of this fancy wireless remote crap for us, when had to plug in our stuff, yes sir'ree! These kids don't know how good they have it, right?

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 01:28

useless

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 01:29

Haruhi Suzumiya

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 01:39

I like where this is going.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 01:49

I do, too.

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 02:00

>>8 is still useless (8GET)Q---(-.-Q)=

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 02:57

9GET

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 02:59

jisakujien

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 03:14

A cat is fine, too

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 03:39

gay

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 03:50

FPS/Dating Sim

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 04:31

VIP

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 04:31

Boon shooter

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 04:37

16GET

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 05:13

､ｯ､｡w､ｻdrftgy

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 06:45

18GET

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 06:47

http://aa5.2ch.net/aasaloon/

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 07:04

dsfargeg

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 07:18

moot

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 09:04

So far, this could make a decent game. It's up to >>25 to not mess up! We believe in you, >>25!

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 10:57

I´m getting >>23

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 12:27

What

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 12:28

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 12:33

that sucked.

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 13:31

So... what's the title of this game?

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 13:32

>>33 is the title of this game

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 16:35

no it's not.

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 17:40

Oh boy, I can't wait!

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 17:56

>>25 is nullpo

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 18:54

>>31 is ga!

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 19:18

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 19:21

>>1-33

jisaku jien

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 19:23

BEST GAME EVER.

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 19:33

Game Title:
=========================================================
　　, the FPS/Dating Sim
=========================================================

　　 is a game that takes place in a http://aa5.2ch.net/aasaloon/ setting with our hero "Haruhi Suzumiya".
　In this sim you can use powerups/wepons like the 　　　or the 2GET and Boon shoter to defeat moot!
Please call our 900 number for game simplification helper codes like "jisakujien"

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 20:48

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Man, this game is hard. Isn't there a cheat that would give infinite ammo for my 　　　?

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 21:34

that'd be "inthedarkofnight"

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4834 23:39

( ﾟ -ﾟ) How do I unlock Mikuru?

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 04:15

Read post >>44 for that.

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 04:27

( ﾟ -ﾟ) And how do I get the 2GET to shot web?

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 05:47

Wait for the patch.

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 07:47

( ﾟ -ﾟ) When does the official strategy guide come out?

44 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 09:13

whatwhatwhat

45 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 09:33

>>44 means you need to clear the secret level by that title

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 12:45

torrent plz

47 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 17:17

hey can someone put this up on rapidshare? i'm at school and they block p2p programs.

48 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 17:19

has anyone succesfully installed this game? i use alchol 120% but for some reason still a messagebox with garbage characters appears and then nothing happens. i already changed my regional settings to japanese and installed applocale. please someone?

49 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 17:21

neeD serial numm!!!!!!!!!1111 this is bull theres no serisl num in this!!!!!!!111112

50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 17:30

Is this game full of STEAM?

51 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 17:57

When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was " ", the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed DQN trilogy, which like in the original DQN consisted of Haruhi chasing after moot (whose name has since been bastardized to 'm00t'). Back on topic though; so I had advanced to World 2, "AA Saloon" and I was moving along rather smoothly, in the back of my mind knowing that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult; I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (2GET, Boon shooter, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.

52 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 18:14

I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play " " while I wait".

So I'm playing " ", and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny 2GET. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny 2GETs have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny 2GET, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny 2GET, gone forever.

I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of " " to be respoinsible for ruining my best relationship ever.

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 19:06

DON'T HIT AND RUN THIS TORRENT!

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 20:06

isn't this game licensed??

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 20:55

We are all stuck here at 98.7654321%
Please seed!

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 21:09

square enix is coming out with a sequel!!

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 21:11

how do i download this?

58 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 23:00

there is no virus in this, i have played it

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 23:30

>>52
while she's asleep, stick it in

60 Name: 59 : 1993-09-4835 23:50

HI, I'M 59.

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT THIS PLACE IS ABOUT, BUT I GUESS IT'S LIKE VIP. I'LL JUST POST SHITTY COMMENTS. THANK YOU.

61 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4836 00:07

>>60 Don't feed the trolls, 59.

62 Name: 60 : 1993-09-4836 03:15

HI, I'M 60.

I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, BUT I'LL JUST SAY THAT STICKING IT IN SUCKS. THANK YOU.

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4836 03:32

CG rips please.

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4836 23:41

is there a torrent for the OST?

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4837 03:51

>>64 MP3/WMA/APE? 64/128?

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4837 09:03

>>65
FLAC plz. Oh and can u RS it cause i cant use torent.

67 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4837 09:28

THIS TORRENT DOESNT WORK

when i instal i get error "File not found: MSVCP50.DLL" PLZ HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALREADY ONE WEEK I HAVE DOWNLOADED THIS

68 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4837 11:05

>>66
NO NO RAPIDSHIT FUCKER

69 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4837 13:09

>>68
Well culd u plz try MU it or somethin. i'm on my history prof's computer and behind like 3 firewalls and all that crap.

70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4837 14:06

iz thiz in englizh? requezting englizh patch plz plz plz

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4837 21:35

>>70
it's in english

http://www.⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃.com

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4838 09:43

That's not a real website, I guarantee it.

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4838 10:21

If you want the translation patch, you have to post pictures of your copy of the game after it has been put through a meat grinder.

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4838 12:14

Some of the girls are too young... You ARE ALL PEDOFILES!

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4838 15:34

>>74 The reason those girls have flat chest is because they are guys.

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4838 15:39

IS THIS THE EXPANSION PACK? DO I NEED THE ORIGINAL GAME TO PLAY THIS OR CANI PLAY IT ALONE? PLZZZZ ANSWER

77 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4838 17:26

>>76 you know, idiots like you make this internet a sad place. BECAUSE 　　　NEVER HAD AN EXPANSION PACK! You could just take a little bit of your time and GOOGLE the fucking information yourself, but no... Assholes like you don't even care about the storyline anyways, you just want the "CG PACK PLZ!" you have no taste whatsoever, and you don't deserve to hear Hinako's voice anyways. GET OUT

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4838 18:40

is tsuruya in this game?

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4838 19:20

mail me the uncensor patch now! kthksbye! LittleTimmy@AOL.komm!

80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4838 21:50

FACKING JAPS LONG LIVE KOEREA!

81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4838 22:56

Can someone tell me about this game? I saw a minireview in a magazine today and it only got 2/5, but I've heard lots of hype. What is it about? What is the battle system, if there is one, like? For that matter, what kind of game is it? Also, could someone post more pics of the hot chick in the mittens?

82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4838 23:12

this game sucks. the graphics are shit and the story is shit. wasted 15 minutes of my life playin this shit.

83 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4838 23:36

Okay, I think I've mapped out the first stage. Tell me if I missed something.

　 　 　 　 │　 　 　 　 　 　 │　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 │ 　 　
　 　 　 　 │　 　 　 　 　 　 ○────────────○ 　 　
　 　 　 　 │　 　 　 　 　 　 │　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 │ 　 　
　 　 　 　 ○──────○　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ○──
　 　 　 　 │　 　 　 　 　 　 │　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 │ 　 　
────○　 　 ┌───○─────◎─────┐│ 　 　
　 　 　 　 │　 　 │　 　 　 │　 　 　 　 　 │　 　 　 　 　 ││ 　 　
　 　 　 　 │　 　 │　 　 　 ◎───┐　 │　 　 　 　 　 ││ 　 　
　 　 　 　 │　 　 │　 　 　 │　 　 　 │　 │　 　 　 　 　 │○┐ 　
　 　 　 　 ●━━●━━━●━━━●━●━━━●─○┘│ 　
　 　 　 　 ┃　 　 │　 　 　 │　 　 　 │　 │　 　 　 ┃　 │　 │ 　
　 　 　 　 ┃　 　 │　 　 　 │　 ┌─○─○─┐　 ┃　 │　 │ 　
　 　 　 　 ┃　 　 │　 　 　 │　 │　 │　 │　 │　 ┃　 │　 │ 　
　 　 　 　 ┃　 　 │　 　 　 │　 │　 ○─○　 ○─●　 │　 │ 　
　 　 　 　 ┃　 　 │　 　 　 │　 │　 │　 │　 │　 ┃　 │　 │ 　
　 　 　 　 ┃　 　 │　 ┌─◎─○─○─○─○　 ●─◎┐│ 　
　 　 　 　 ┃　 　 │　 │　 │　 │　 │　 │　 │　 ┃　 │　 │ 　
　 　 　 　 ┃　 　 │　 │　 │　 ○　 ○─○└◎─●　 │　 │ 　
　 　 　 　 ┃　 　 │　 │　 │　 │　 │　 │　 │　 ┃　 │　 │ 　
━●━●┛　 　 │　 │　 │　 │　 │┌○　 │　 ┃　 │　 │ 　
─┘　 │　 　 　 │　 │　 │　 │　 │││　 │　 ┃　 │　 │ 　
━━━●━●━●━●━●━●━●┿●─┘　 ┃　 │　 │ 　
　 　 　 　 　 │　 　 　 │　 　 　 　 ○─○┗━━━●━●━●━　【High School】
　 　 　 　 ┌○───┘　 　 　 　 　 　 │　 　 　 　 ┃　 　 　 │ 　
────◎　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ○　 　 　 　 ┗━━━●━　【Your house】
　 　 　 　 └○─○ 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　
　 　 　 　 　 │ 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

84 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 00:06

>>83
You missed the secret dungeon where you can get a 　really early on. From the ●, head towards ○, then look for the ◎. Go near it, then cut right really quickly and you should be in an alley. Simply use your BoonShooter to break the window at the end and you're in.

85 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 04:53

Man, this game is such a rip-off. It's just copying everything that 　　 did but doing it worse.

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