( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.
( ･ิm･ิ) Is this St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast?
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（ ・∀・） < 10 out of 10 holy men prefer Rei's for not breaking their fast.
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== BOBBY BROWN ==
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I JUST DROPPED MY FLY!!!!!
( ・-・) Could you stop going off topic please?
( ´ω`) ITT we don't take our pills.
( ´-`) Hello, kids!
( ・-・) Got no time for you, Uncle Beady. Threads need derailing, and I'm the man to derail 'em!
( ´-`) We used to grab books out of peoples' hands while they were reading them. Blew their trains of thought but good, I tells ya.
( ・-・) Uncle Beady, what do I do when I want to derail a particular thread, but the subject of that thread keeps calling me his best friend?
( ´-`) You derail the friendship, obviously.
( ・ω・) I'm bumping this thread.
( ・ω・) Can you get your get now?
( ´-`) Here's your chance, nephew Beady! Go to it!
( ・ω・) Are we near 300 yet?
（ ・∀・） No, but if you're quick you might get 100
（・∀・ ） ...
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( ´-`) Way to drop the ball, nephew.
( ・-・) Damn, I rush from thread to thread and still I keep missing stuff!
( ・-・) Anyway Junior, you da slowpoke!
( ・ω・) Yay! It's my best friend in the whole world!
( ・-・) I ha-
( ・-・) I h-
( ・-・) Best friend? Really?
-voot-
( ・ω・) Hi, my name is Clonepa. You smell.
( ・ω・) Smell good. You smell good.
( ・ω・) Just like rabbit stew.
( ・-・) Take your pills, friend.
( ・ω・) I have trouble ingesting things. My mouth really only goes one way. I think.
( ・-・) Yep, yep. BBC pays tribute to my "staff familiarisation" operations at Heathrow's new terminal.
> The fifth terminal opened amid great fanfare on Thursday, but problems with the baggage handling system and "staff familiarisation" quickly derailed operations.
( ・ω・) Good for you!
( ・ω・) In other news, my thread's more than four times the size of yours.
( ・-・) Every thread is already mine
( ・-・) Even this one.
∩_∩
((（｡・-・）)) I really don't appreciate this at all.
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( ・ω・) I think it's supposed to go on your head.
( ・-・) I'll go on your head!
( ・ω・) That makes me the grand poobah, yay!
( ・-・) El Mierda Grande.
( ・-・) My thread's stockroom is all full of pills. How am I going to get rid of all the damn things?
( ・ω・) 187get!
( ・ω・) Yaaaaaaaaay!
( ・-・) Congratulations! You win this stockroom full of pills.
( ・ω・) Hooray! My own stockroom! You can keep the pills.
( ・ω・) Wait. I have a better idea!
-TIME PASSES-
( ・ω・) Do you have any more of those pills? They sold like wildfire!
( ・ω・) I'm rich! I'm rich!
( ・ω・) I'll keep this money in my new stockroom!
( ・-・) That's my stockroom, not yours.
( ´ω`) Beady, nobody owns Stockholm.
Elvis has left the building
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DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
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200GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET ATTACK
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( ・ω・) つ♥ Here, I made you a celebratory heart-shaped cookie.
( ・ω・) That's OK, let it all out. I'm here for you, buddy!
( ・-・) I'll cry wolf!
( T-T) I'm not crying, I'm staring daggers.
(T_T) I NEED LOVE, SOMEBODY GIVE ME LOVE
( ・-・) Now that I think about it, I really am the most popular character on this board. It's gotten to the point that you can't have a character thread without me.
ヮ You are the man Beady!
( ・-・) Clonepa hates me! Yay!
( ・-・) And by "I don't even know who you are yet" I mean I don't want to know who you are ever and get the fuck out.
( ・-・) Hey, my eyes don't burn here.
( ・-・) Guess I'll just hang out here for a while, then.
( ・ω・) My thread is getting cramped, can I stay here for a while?
( ・-・) Start your own damn thread!
( ・ω・) I did, but I had to 999get my first thread first.
( ・ω・) When are you going to 999get your thread?
( ・-・) Lalala not listening lalala I hate you lalala.
( ・ω・) That's a funny song!
( ・ω・) Lalala got mittens lalala I'm your friend lalala.
( ・-・) One of these days, I'm gonna-
( ・-(○ミ thunk
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( ・-・)っ○ Alright, who just threw this at me?
((((((((((((((((((((( ・-・) i did
( ・-・) I'm too lazy to rip off a dozen masks so I'll just offer pills as usual.
( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)
( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・) Hey bro. We all lost our jobs so we're crashing here for a while.
( ・-・) On the bright side, this is slightly less annoying than Clonepa.
( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)
( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・) Hey bro. You need to buy groceries.
( ・-・) How about some diet pills instead?
( ・-・) No, Beadies. You are the groceries.
-＝ ∧＿∧ Comin' through!
-＝≡ （ ´ω`）
-＝（ つ┯つ ∩_∩
-＝≡/ / //☆( ・-・） ow!
-＝≡（_＿）/ ）丿つノつ
-＝ (◎)￣））し つ
( ・-・) You look ridiculous on that thing, like a fat campus cop.
-＝ ∧＿∧ Wheee!
-＝≡ （ ´ω`）
-＝（ つ┯つ
-＝≡/ / //☆∩_∩
-＝≡（_＿）/ ）丿( ・-・) My spine! My spine!!
-＝ (◎)￣））しつノつ
( ・-・) I only had one of those you old bastard!
-＝ ∧＿∧ Whoo hooo!
-＝≡ （ ´ω`）
-＝（ つ┯つ
-＝≡/ / //☆
-＝≡（_＿）/ ∩∩ Curse you!!!
-⊂(◎)つ( ˃ -˂)つ
-＝ ∩_∩ Hahaha, take this!
-＝≡ （ ・-・）
-＝（ つ┯つ
-＝≡/ / //☆ ∧＿∧
-＝≡（_＿）/ ）丿( ´ω`) Ooooh...thanks, my back's so much better now.
-＝ (◎)￣））しつノつ