( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:52

( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:59

( ゚ ヮ゚) Trash the thread! Trash the thread! Emergency Mittens!

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:09

( ・-・) no dont

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:17

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     ////////// /\((⌒   ))  ノ火
    ////////// /(⌒((⌒))  )),  γノ)::)
  ////////// /(⌒( ⌒ ) ⌒ )  ゝ∧ノ
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  |  |    |          |  从::;;;;;ノ  );;;;;从     (  へ)    burn it to
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53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 19:16

( ・-・) Oh no, we're all gonna die!

( ⌒-⌒) We can do this! Beady eyes, hand me that old bucket full of bum sperm!

( ・-・) No...

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54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 19:47

( ・ิm・ิ) Whooo, that was a gassy one.

( ´ω`) Jeez, son, it smells like something crawled up inside you and died.

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 21:21

( ・-・) HOORAY DQN'S FALLEN SO FAR WE QUOTE FUCKING SNL OF ALL THINGS AND THINK IT'S FUNNY OH FRABJOUS DAY CALLOOH CALLAY

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:18

( ´ω`) Awwwwww, whassamata? Mean people shitting up your thread?

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:20

( ・⌢・) yeah.

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:21

( ・-・) KEEP THROWING THOSE FLAMES EVEN ONE AS INCOMPETENT AS YOU IS BOUND TO MAKE A GOOD ONE EVENTUALLY

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:23

( ・-・) HIP HIP HOO FUCKING RAY

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 00:37

( ´ω`) INTERNET!!

( ゚ ヮ゚) SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 00:44

( ゚ ヮ゚) FAGGING UP THREADS!

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:16

( ・-・) ... how am I ever going to clean up this mess?

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:22

( ⌒-⌒) Nice thread.

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:25

( ⌒-⌒) Have you considered bum sperm?

( ・-・) Shut up.

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 21:51

and nothing of value was lost...

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 07:10

( ・-・) That was a decent derailment.

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:31

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) How do I unrabbit myself? This is demeaning.
c(,_uuノ

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:44

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) Actually im starting to like my rabbit soul.
c(,_uuノ

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:57

( ・-・) Be eaten by a snake.

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 05:03

( ´ω`) See, that's why you're called Beady Eyes. You can't see worth shit so you're always squinting. If you had glasses you would know it wasn't a snake that ate you.

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 10:53

( ・-・) But I look like a dumbass with my glasses on. That's why I don't wear them.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 21:42

( ⌒-⌒) See? It's just terrible.

( ・-・) But without them I'm rather charming.

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 21:02

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) Wait...I just go back here when I die?
c(,_uuノ

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 21:13

( ⌒-⌒) You were reincarnated as a rabbit. Isn't that nice?

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 00:34

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) At least I'm not a hamster.
c(,_uuノ

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 04:21

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hamster ham ham tikky tik kush kush sunflower krump krump hamtaro!

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 10:36

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) Oh no you don't! I'm not going in the cage with that asshole.
c(,_uuノ

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 10:57

    ____________________________
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  |  ∩_∩ ... ∩--∩|  |
  |  ( ・-・)   (゚ω゚ ).|  |
  | c(,_uuノ   |m  ),| ../
  |_____________________________|/

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 10:57

( ・-・) I will destroy you, Hamtaro...

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:00

Let's make friends! (゚ω゚ )

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:16

  HAMTARO LV.1 |          ∩--∩
 (===============)|          (゚ω゚ )
____________________________|          |m  ),    

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (====================)|
              |___________56/56__________________|

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:19

  HAMTARO LV.1 |          ∩--∩
 (===============)|          (゚ω゚ )
____________________________|          |m  ),    

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (====================)|
              |___________56/56__________________|
_________________________________________________________________________
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|              FIGHT!              |
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|_________________________________________________________________________|

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:21

  HAMTARO LV.1 |          ∩--∩
 (===============)|          (゚ω゚ )
____________________________|          |m  ),    

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (====================)|
              |___________56/56__________________|
_________________________________________________________________________
|                                 |
|  Beady Eyes charged his SOLAR BEAM       |
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|_________________________________________________________________________|

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:22

  HAMTARO LV.1 |          
 (===============)|          
____________________________|             

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (====================)|
              |___________56/56__________________|
_________________________________________________________________________
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|  The wild HAMTARO ran away.            |
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|_________________________________________________________________________|

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:22

( ・-・) Rats.

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 21:17

     ∩_∩
     ( ・-・) I feel like jumping over to Grandpa's thread for some QUALITY derailing.
     (_____ノ 

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:54

(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 01:50

( ・-・) Thanks for dropping by!

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 03:38

( ・-・) Wait, lemme get this straight. Your name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads" and you like to bump character threads? Which came first, the gimmick or the name?

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 04:03

(⊺●д๏) The gimmick. My parents named me Fiona.

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 03:52

( ・-・) You got off light. My real name is Tralfaz.

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 17:53

    (   ) ))
    ((⌒  
   (⌒((⌒))  )) ,
  (⌒( ⌒ ) ⌒ )
   ( (( ⌒ )) )     
  (( ・-・) ⌒))    
  从ノ.::;;火;;;从;; 从))゙ And now I'm on fire. Great. Just great.
 从::;;;;;ノ  );;从;;;;;从       
从;;;;;::人 ;ノ;从;;;;;从人 ̄|

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 02:06

  MONA LV.23   |           ∧_∧
 (===============)|           (・∀・ )
____________________________|           (    )    

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (================----)|
              |___________48/56__________________|
_________________________________________________________________________
|                                 |
|        A wild MONA appeared!          |
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|_________________________________________________________________________|

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 22:43

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I am confiscating this thread.
 (つ   つ 
 | | |     
 (__)_)

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 20:41

(    ・-・  ) Dude, you can have it.

96 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5131 21:32

(    ・-・  ) hrp-

(    ・o・  ) gaaa

(   ・o・ ) aaaaa

(  ・o・ ) aaaaaa

( ・O・) aaaaarp!

(; ・-・) Whew.

97 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5131 22:31

( ・∀・)

98 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 00:10

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and something must have crawled
 (つ   つ   up inside you and died, Beady Eyes.
 | | |     
 (__)_)

99 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 15:48

( ・-・) Grandpa did that line already, you dope.

100 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 14:50

( ・-・) 100get!

( ・-・) Doesn't anybody care?

101 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 22:12

( `ハ´) Tell Clonepa. He'll give you a cupcake.

102 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 15:22

(・-。`)';;∴ dammit.

(・-。`)';;∴ The last time I died and came back here I got a fresh body.

103 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 16:48

( `ハ´) Tell Clonepa. He'll give you a cupcake.

104 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 17:07

  _________________________

|This all seems rather pointless

   ̄ ̄ ̄∨ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                    _____________
           ∧_∧   /
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  )< that's because you're in DQN
    ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i   \
   /    \     | |      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   / /|  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/| |
__(__ニつ/  FMV  /_ | | ____
    \/______/ (u ⊃

105 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 17:44

(・∀・) Darkpa, are you a lobster or a crab?

106 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 19:28

( `ハ´)Yes.

107 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 05:07

(・∀・) You lost me. Speaking of lost, how do I get back to the Grandpa thread?

108 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 06:10

( `ハ´) The way home is within you, Junior. It's been with you all along.

109 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 09:52

(・∀・) Oh, that's helpful.

110 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 17:03

( `ハ´) Help is within you, Junior. It's been with you all along.

111 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 18:17

(・∀・) Oh, that's much more helpful.

112 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 21:11

(・-。`)';;∴ If you'd take your damn pills, you'd know the way back, Junior.

113 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:46

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

114 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:46

( ´ω`) We used to read books, kid. Some of us still do.

115 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:48

( ・-・) Oh NO! Not in MY thread you don't!!!!

116 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:11

( ´ω`) Hey, Junior! What was life like after reading books?

117 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:11

(・∀・) We use the Internet, Grandpa!

118 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:13

( ・-・) who cares knock yourselves out

119 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 17:15

( ・-・) everybody hates me because I'm an asshole

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5177 12:11

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ but -I- luv u cuz u so brave~~~<3

121 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 14:48

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

122 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 19:01

( ・-・) I can't believe the nerve of that old bastard.

( ´ω`) ( ・-・) Poking ME! How dare he!

     poink
 ( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!

123 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 03:22

( ´ω`)つ- Hey Junior, you may feel a small prick.

(・∀・) But Grandpa, I don't like you that way!

124 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5194 21:47

( ・-・) Le bump. It's French for Junior's succulent bum.

125 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 16:24

( x-x=

126 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 16:24

( ・-・) Getting shot in the head sucks.

127 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 17:57

( ・-`) Help me

128 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 18:07

fuck stupid smorker

129 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 14:05

     | \
     |Д`)   No one is here.
     |⊂     I can dance now !
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

130 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 15:48

( ・-・) ( ・-・)  (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)  ( ・-・) (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
 ( ・-・)  ( ・-・) ( ・-・) (・-・ )   ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)  

( ・-・) Wait, we all died?

131 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 18:29

( ゚ ヮ゚) I'm not dead

132 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 20:43

( ・-・) ( ・-・)  (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)  ( ・-・) (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
 ( ・-・)  ( ・-・) ( ・-・) (・-・ )   ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)  

( ・-・) That can be fixed.

133 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 10:40

( ・-・) Well, I'm back. Guess Cramps is the antichrist.

134 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 20:15

( ・-・) Yessir. Back, back, back. Yep. Here I am.

135 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 21:26

( ・-・) I wish someone would come visit me. So ronrey.

136 Name: ( ・-・) : 1993-09-5284 21:09

Received a letter just the other day,
Don't seem they wanna know you no more,
They've laid it down given you their score,
Within the first two lines it bluntly read.

You're not to come and see us no more,
Keep away from our door,
Don't come 'round here no more
What on earth did you do that for?

137 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 20:25

( ・ω・) 137ゲットォォォォォォォォォ!!!

( ・ω・) Revenge is sweet.

138 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 02:24

( ・ω・) Wait a minute... WAIT a minute...

( ・ω・) Yeah, I think I got it there.

139 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 07:33

Dear Squeeks,

I'll tell you something.

I think you'll understand.

When I,

say that something...
         ハ,,ハ
         ( ゚ω゚) < I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND!
        /   ヽ  
       | |   | | 
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       し|  i |J 
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        | ノ ノ
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        し'   ̄

140 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 12:58

( ・-・) Clonepa, you're the first person ever to be proud of a 137get.

141 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 17:19

( ・ω・) I'm proud of everything I do, and so are my loving parents.

142 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 21:26

( ´ω`) Actually you're only here for shits and giggles. You're useless anyway, can't even buy beer for me because your birth certificate shows you're less than a year old.

143 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 23:36

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before we decided to permanently move into the Beady Eyes thread?

144 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 20:07

( ´ω`) It was full of emo faggotry and stupid drama queens.

    。。
   。     。 +   ヽヽ
゜ 。・ 。 +゜  。・゚ (;゚・ωフ。BAAWWWW!! My creator hates me!
            ノ( /
              / >

( ´ω`) ...

                   _ _     .'  , .. ∧_∧
          ∧  _ - ― = ̄  ̄`:, .∴ '     (  ・ω)
         , -'' ̄    __――=', ・,‘ r⌒>  _/ /
        /   -―  ̄ ̄   ̄"'" .   ’ | y'⌒  ⌒i
       /   ノ                 |  /  ノ |
      /  , イ )                 , ー'  /´ヾ_ノ
      /   _, \               / ,  ノ
      |  / \  `、            / / /
      j  /  ヽ  |           / / ,'
    / ノ   {  |          /  /|  |
   / /     | (_         !、_/ /   〉
  、_〉      ー‐‐            |_/

( ´ω`) Well then, I'm going back.

145 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 20:40

( ・ω・) Aww, I knew you love me, Grandpa.

146 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 21:01

( ・-・) I like turtles.

147 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 22:09

( ・-・) I like to crack open their shells with my mighty rabbit teeth and eat their flesh to gain their turtal powar.

148 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 05:08

( ・-・) But mostly I just like to watch them walk around.

149 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 12:19

( ・-・) I feel a kinship with turtles.
( ・-・) Especially their affinity for derailing threads.
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