( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

( ・-・) I aughta sue your wrinkled ass, Crampon!

( ・ω・) You know Sue? She's my friend!

( ・ω・) At least a "We met more than once and had some sort of discussion at least once" kind of friend.

( ・ω・) A sort of "at least she didn't repeatedly spray me with mace" kind of friend.

( ・ω・) The first spray hurt, but thankfully she ran out.

( ・ω・) The - what did she call it? A "taser"? - taser was really tingly.

( ・-・) Don't you have your own thread to babble in?

( ・ω・) Yes, yes I do. I guess there's no need to raise this thread's post count any more.

( ・-・) Good. That goddamn drooling insomniac is outta here.

( ・-・) Now I can get back to what this thread is really about!

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) I suck

( ・-・) I MEANT YOU! I MEANT YOU, DAMNIT!

( ・ω・) "I suck you"?

( ・ω・) No thanks. I don't have a penis.

( ・-・) I hate me.

( ・-・) I MEANT YOU! I MEANT YOU, GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!

( ・ω・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! v

( ・ω・) I don't hate you! You're my best friend in the entire world and even maybe in this galaxy.

( ・-・)

　 　 　 ＼∧＿ﾍ　　　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　,,､,､,,,　/ ＼〇ノゝ　∩ ＜　Let's talk about Oppai Oppai！！　　　,,､,､,,,
　　　　/三/(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿　　,,､,､,,,
　　 　　/三/| ﾟ⊂彡　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,,､,､,,,
　,,､,､,,,　Ｕ （:::::::::::）　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　　　＼Yeeーーーーーーーeah！！／
　　 　 　//三/|三|＼　　　　　∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
　　　　　　∪　 ∪　　　　　　 （　　　　）　　　 （　　　　 ）　　　（　　　　）　　　 ）
　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　 （　　　　）　　　 （　　　　）　　　 （　　　　）　　　 （　　　　）

( ・-・) There's already a thread for that.

( ・-・)

( ・-・) Anybody want pie?

( ・-・) I guess you can talk about oppai oppai if you really want to. I mean, I don't want you to, but if you really want to, please do.

( ・-・) I'll just sit back here and watch.

( ・-・) It's not like it's my thread or anything.

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( ・-・)

( ・-・)

( ・-・) 300get!

( ・-・) My timing sucks.

( ´ω`) At least you got the get junior!

(・∀・) Snuck it right out from under him!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)　ＭＩＴＯＮ ＧＡ ＳＵＫＩ！

๏̯͡๏﴿

( ・-・) Mutants go in the Grandpa thread, >>306

( ͡・-͡・) Wait, what the hell?

( ・͠-・͠) ...

( ・̀-・́)

( ๏_๏) you got a boogie hanging outta your nose

( ・-・) You lie.

( ・-・) Can't trust anyone these days

( ・-・) That's why I installed captcha verification for my thread.

( ・-・) And now that stupid clone will never be able to post here again.

( ・ω・) Hey beady bunny buddy!

( ・ω・) My captcha was "gibbelsig" this time!

( ・-・) ... I'm going to go add "nigger" to the 999 word insult.

( ・-・) Over and over and over, and each time, in a place where it makes no grammatical sense.

( ・ω・) That's okay. You like niggers, after all.

( ・-・) I hate you.

　　　人　　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　
　（　・∀・）　＜My name is Squeeks and I am derailing this thread.
　（つ　　 つ　　
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

( ・-・) You dare challenge ME?

　　　人　　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　
　（　・∀・）　＜My name is Squeeks and I am daring and brave.
　（つ　　 つ　　
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

( ・-・) And yet, the thread remains on topic.

( ・-・) YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, SQUEEKS!!

( ・ω・) PREPARE TO BE SERVED MUFFINS!

( ・-・) Clonepa, you are completely hopeless.

( ・-・) GET OUT!

　　　人　　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　
　（　・∀・）　＜My name is Squeeks and my one weakness is chocolate chip muffins.
　（つ　　 つ　　
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

( ・-・) What, seriously?

　　　 　　　∧__∧ Sorry about your show being cancelled.
　　　　　　( ´･ω･)∩∩
　　　　　 　/⌒ ,つ⌒ヽ) 　Get away from me.
　　　 　 　(___　 (　O__)　　
"''"" "'ﾞ'' 'ﾞ ﾞﾟ'　'''　''　'''　ﾟ

( ・-・) Airbus 330GETTO! Ah, my spirit soars.

( ・-・) I'm awesome. Everyone is jealous of my brilliance.

(・-・ )
( ・-・)...

( ・-・) Nothing? Nothing at all?

( ´ω`) I'll take this 333get.

|彡 Thanks!

( ・-・) I am often persecuted for my towering intellect.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Your puny tower of an "intellect" is dwarfed by the geostationary orbit of my thoughts.

( ・ω・) I'm pretty smart.
( ・ω・) Once I did long division for nine hours.

( ・-・) Too bad the geodesic of your orbit only traverses a circumference the size of Pluto.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ No, it's totally bigger than that. You just can't see the asymptote with the puny telescope you call an intellect.

( ・-・) well yo mama so fat she wear an asteroid belt

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You got me there.

（*。々°）i want to be smart like you guys
（*。々°）how can i start becoming a very intelligent person

( ・-・) For starters, get lost.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Yes, kindly fuck off.

( ・-・) Wait, did you just steal my awesome Airbus 340get?

（ ´ω`) 'Awesome' and 'Airbus' don't go together in the same sentence, junior.

(・∀・) That's beady, Grandpa. I'm not that stupid.

（ ´ω`) Don't contradict me, Junior, or there's gonna be an ass whooping.

(・∀・) That wasn't a contradiction as much as it was a correction.

Don't you even dare suggest I'm blind, Junior!
ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))-・) < ow ow ow ow goddammit ow

(#)・-・) I oughta stab you in the kidneys for that, you dried up old fart!

　　Stabbo! Aw, darnit, you moved!
　 　　 　∧∧ 　∩∩∩
　 　　 （,,´・∀・）　ヽ(#)・д・) eep
　 　　 /　　つ==||==) 　　ノ==*
　 　.c（__,,,,)__,,,）　(,,ノ(,,ノ

(#)・-・) When did I get a third ear?

( ・-・) Must be more proof of how awesome I am.

∧∧ 　∩∩∩
　 　　 （,,´・∀・）No, those ears are actually all mine.

( ・-・) MUST BE MORE PROOF OF HOW AWESOME I AM!

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(・∀・) i see tits!

( ˃ ヮ˂) Tit tit titty tit!

(´・ω・)つ( ・-・) oh god what is happening

( ´ω`) You're breeding like a bunny.

( ´ω`) Good thing you're not an ant.

( ・-・) I'm just bumping this thread now so that it doesn't look like Kkkrampz derailed it.

( ・-・) Nobody look at the timestamps ok.

( ´ω`) Go to bed junior; you put sentences together like a adolescent. You act like one as well.

( ・∀・) Sorry Gr-

((・-・三・-・) )audieaudieaudieaudieaudie

( ・-・) What the fuck?

　　　Surprise Attack!　　　　　
　　　 ∧∧　　　　　　 ∧∧ ow ow owow OW
　　　( ´ω`)　 ─==　( ・-・)　　　　・　°
　　 (/　　/つ=[二二(つ l二二＞　　゜．∴ 　・
　〜（　　〈　　-＝≡/　　/　　　　　’　：　．
　 　 (,/ ヽ）　　　　 (,/´ヽ)

( ´ω`) Score one for age & treachery!

( ・-・) That wasn't me. I have rabbit ears.

.∧∧
( ・-・) Long, slender, beautiful rabbit ears.

( ´ω`) Whatever you say, Junior.

∧∧
( ・-・) Aren't you dead, old man?

>>367 huggles you

( ´ω`) I'm not the one with a sword through my heart, Junior.

( ・-・) You drunk Irish fuck!

( ´ω`) As a matter of fact, I did fuck a drunk Irish woman once. You popped out.

( ・-・) !!!!