( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.
( ・-・) You aren't worth of the McPhearson name, cramps.
( ﾒ-･ิ) Beady-eyes-kun, we already did a dramatic reveal of your past in the Grandpa thread.
( ﾒ-･ิ) Your whore of a mom says "konnichiwa."
( ・-・) My mother was Egyptian, you dumb fuku.
( ´ω`) She said, "When I ditch the little shit, I'll tell him I'm going home to Egypt. That should keep that annoying little turd out of my life for good."
( ´ω`) She's actually turning tricks in Bali these days.
( ・ω・) Your mom is a burlesque ugly-bumping butterball, Beady buddy o' mine.
( ・ω・) She's a greasy hip-grinding strumpet.
( ・ω・) She's like a bus, with salary men climbing on and off her all day.
( ・ω・) In virtue of the flawless insults laid down previously by 3 of my clones, it is obvious that your mother is a perpetual source of greasiness, quite possible making 'wax on, wax off' the slogan for a worldwide organic fuel campaign.
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) I was going to drag your little cart over a cliff and fly away on my futuristic flying motorcycle and laugh while you tumble to your death but making the AA for it all was too tedious so just go away.
( ・ω・) Aww, darn. So we're not gonna go see the Grand Canyon after all?
( ・-・) Now join me as we celebrate my brutal burn of the unhappy things thread.
( ・-・) I totally got the 1000get.
( ・ω・) This thread makes me hungry.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why is this still here?
( ・-・) Why are you still here, get out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will do no such thing. I'm staying the course. See you at >>999
/ ｊｊｊｊ ＿
／ タ {!!! _ ヽ､
,/ ﾉ ~ `､ ＼ ＿
､ ヽ. ∧＿∧ , ‐' ﾉ ／ j
∧＿∧＿ ＼ ヽ（ ´∀｀ ）" .ノ／ ／ /ｰ'
（ ´∀｀） ￣"⌒ヽ ｀､ヽ. ｀Y" r ' 〈 ヽ
／ ） ヽ' ／ ､ ､ ｉ. ､ ￥ ﾉ ､ ヽ∧＿∧ We claim this 400GET for STRONG DUDES everywhere!
γ --‐ ' λ. ; ､. -‐´;｀ー ｲ 〉 ´∀） ,-､、
ｆ ､ ヾ ／ ） ｉ 彡 ｉ ミ/ / ノ ￣⌒ヽ 「 〉
! ﾉヽ､._, '｀"／ _,. '" ｝ ｛ ﾉ ' L `ヽ.／ /
| ￣ｰ-ヽ 〈 < _ ヽ. ／ `＼ ／ , ' ノ＼ ´ /
!､＿＿,,, ｌ ,＼_,ソ ﾉ / ／ヽ、 ヽ. （ ∠_ ヽ､＿, '
〈'_,/ / ／ / ノ ヽ. ） ｉ ､ ヽ
| | イ-､__ ＼ ヽ { ｆ ＿,, ┘ 「ー-ｧ ｊ
l.__| ｝_ ｌ ＼ ＼ | i ｆ" ﾉ ｛ /
＿.| .〔 ｌ ｌ ノ > ｊ ｷ | i⌒"￣ / /
〔＿＿＿! '--' <.,,／~ 〈 `、ヾ,,」 i＿__,,｣
`ー-‐'
( ・-・) ... You stole that from me.
( ・-・) I'm not one to argue with a thief.
( ・-・) Let's get back to talking about me, though.
( ・-・) Making fun of someone's height? That's not very big of you.
( ・-・) And you're microcephalic. So?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
( ・-・) Get out of here, Chomsky. We don't need your kind here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread lacks the overarching narrative present in Grandpa's threads.
(・∀・) B-I-T-C-H-I-N-G
( ・-・) That doesn't scan, I hope you know.
( ・-・) Not in my thread, it's not.
( ・-・) How can you say Hang On was better than Outrun? You know what? Maybe you're right!
( ・-・) On second thought, we're both wrong. Road Rash is superior to both.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Gackt's getting really old.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not his music, that's been old for a while now, but I mean physically he's getting old. I see wrinkles.
( ・-・) What the hell does have anything to do with?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Just trying to make conversation.
( ・-・)
( ˃ ヮ˂)
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
( ・-・) Show me yours, first.
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・)...
( ・-・) Any time...
( ・ω・)
(・ω・ )
( ・ω・)
(・ω・ )
( ・ω・) I feel dizzy.
( ・-・) Crapass.
( ・ω・) I like you too!
( ・ω・) My beady bunny bugger babyhumper buddy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have lost my mittens. This fills me with unimaginable doubt and sorrow. My life has lost all meaning.
( ・ω・) I knitted you some mittens but I eated them.
( ・-・) Way to keep up with the times there, crapass.
( ・-・) If I only had a brain.
( ・-・) Out of all the AA characters in DQN, I suck the most.
๏̯͡๏) o rly?
(( ・-・) I shore dew
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ha ha ha
(( ・-・) I also stick carrots in my butt.
( ・-・) Hi, I'm back from derailing threads in /debate/, what's be-
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) Take that mask off, Clonepa.
( ・-・) I'm not fucking Clonepa.
(( ・-・) I love Clonepa he's my best friend I want to eat carrots with him I wonder if he will let me kiss his toes
ｶﾞｯ ∩_∩ ∩
（,,・-・)彡☆
⊂彡☆))ω・)====( ・-・)
☆
(( ・ω・)==( ・-・)
-snap-
(( ・-・) Ow.
(( ・-・) That was mean!
/ ｊｊｊｊ ＿
／ タ {!!! _ ヽ､
,/ ﾉ ~ `､ ＼ ＿
､ ヽ. ∩＿∩ , ‐' ﾉ ／ j
∧＿∧＿ ＼ ヽ（ ・-・ ）" .ノ／ ／ /ｰ'
（ ﾟ ヮﾟ） ￣"⌒ヽ ｀､ヽ. ｀Y" r ' 〈 ヽ
／ ） ヽ' ／ ､ ､ ｉ. ､ ￥ ﾉ ､ ヽ∧＿∧
γ --‐ ' λ. ; ､. -‐´;｀ー ｲ 〉 ・ω・） ,-､、
ｆ ､ ヾ ／ ） ｉ 彡 ｉ ミ/ / ノ ￣⌒ヽ 「 〉
! ﾉヽ､._, '｀"／ _,. '" ｝ ｛ ﾉ ' L `ヽ.／ /
| ￣ｰ-ヽ 〈 < _ ヽ. ／ `＼ ／ , ' ノ＼ ´ /
!､＿＿,,, ｌ ,＼_,ソ ﾉ / ／ヽ、 ヽ. （ ∠_ ヽ､＿, '
〈'_,/ / ／ / ノ ヽ. ） ｉ ､ ヽ
| | イ-､__ ＼ ヽ { ｆ ＿,, ┘ 「ー-ｧ ｊ
l.__| ｝_ ｌ ＼ ＼ | i ｆ" ﾉ ｛ /
＿.| .〔 ｌ ｌ ノ > ｊ ｷ | i⌒"￣ / /
〔＿＿＿! '--' <.,,／~ 〈 `、ヾ,,」 i＿__,,｣
`ー-‐'
( ・-・) Who the fuck sculpted that? It's all wrong. My penis is much bigger. And where the fuck is my tail?
( ・-・) Where are my pants and where's my tv?
( ・-・) The fuck is this shit?
( ・-・) jeeeeez SORRY mom whatever
( ・-・) fuckity fuck fuck fuck
( ・-・) FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL FATHER I HATE YOU BOTH
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¯\(⌒_⌒)/¯ GUYS! Why can't we all just get along?
( ´ω`) Well, how about I derail your thread. How about that.
( ・-・) You couldn't derail a tonka toy train, you feeble old fartfuck.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Ah, yes. The noble, underestimated spud.
(・∀・) I like french fries!
( ´ω`) Fucking potatoes. If wasn't for the famine in Ireland back when I was a young man, those Irish thugs wouldn't have taken my wife. Fucking Irish.
( 繝ｻ-繝ｻ) I derail threads on facebook too
( 繝ｻ-繝ｻ) They're my new glasses. I need them. Jerk.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Ah, yes. The noble, underestimated spud.
(・∀・) I like french fries!
( ´ω`) Fucking potatoes. If wasn't for the famine in Ireland back when I was a young man, those Irish thugs wouldn't have taken my wife. Fucking Irish.
(・∀・) They.. ate Grandma?
( ´ω`) Yes.
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'´ ヽ
●ｌｶﾉﾉﾙ ﾋﾟﾉ●
从 ﾟ ヮﾟ ﾉｿ As if she were a pyo-tato!
( ・-・) Everybody out.