( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:52

( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 00:21

(・∀・) Did you pee in the pool again?

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 00:22

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ You know he can't help it!

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 02:33

( ´ω`) They DO make diapers in his size, you know.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 03:35

( ・-・) Guys come on that only happened once and it was a really long time ago.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 17:05

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ It happens every time you go swimming!

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 19:53

( ・-・) It's my pool and I'll pee wherever the hell I want damnit!

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 02:13

( ・-・) Didja see me on facebook? I was totally awesome there!

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 04:48

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Yes. While I did chuckle slightly at the cascading torrent of idiocy you fought well with, I thought your trolling technique could have used a bit of improvement. However, overall you have earned a 7/10 in my elitist book of things which I find slightly humorous.

You should know that this does not excuse your disgusting urination habits, though. Really that was just sick.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 04:58

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484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 11:04

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ I don't think so. You are obviously on fire, admit it.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:04

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486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:13

( ´ー`)y─┛~~ What is all this uncouth ruckus?

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:29

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:29

(″・ิ_・ิ)

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:30

(・ิ_・ิ ``)

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:30

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491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:31

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:57

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Oops, forgot my cig.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 21:03

( ・-・)っ- Have a light

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5654 12:17

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495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 19:37

(・∀・) Jump in the pool!

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 20:06

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497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 22:43

( ´ω`) It's just as well. The pool was closed due to AIDS quite some time ago.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 23:04

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you been to strange places again? I told you not to go there!

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 23:32

( ´ω`) I can go wherever the hell I want, Junior. Don't talk down to me again unless you'd like me to discharge a powerful laser in the general direction of your face.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 00:19

(・∀・) Oh, looky here! A 500get just lying in the street!

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 00:35

( ・-・) YOU FUCKING NIGGER

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 01:17

(・∀・) Mmmmmm! It smells like cinnamon!

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 01:58

( ・-・) YOU BUTTFUCK POO-ASS SHITBREATHING ASSPOCKET POOFUCKER

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 03:00

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505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 04:14

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506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 05:33

 从
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507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 05:39

( ´ω`)

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 17:26

(・∀・) Guess we won't be bothered by him any more.

(・∀・) Want a bite of my 500get? It's really good!

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 19:47

( ´ω`) Sure.

( ´ω`) Wonder where he got "shitbreathing asspocket" from?

( ´ω`) That doesn't even make sense.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 18:03

( ・-・) I was under a considerable amount of stress when I said that.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 01:11

(・∀・) Grandpa, every time I go to sleep I have awesome questions I want to ask you, but when I wake up I forget them! Why is that?

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 02:12

( ´ω`) Because you never take your pills, Junior.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 02:34

(・∀・) My what?

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 04:46

(( ´ω`) bbecaub u nebbe daeker bilz, joob year

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 05:23

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516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 06:31

( ・-・) っ( ´ω`) Feh!

( ・-・) How the hell does he say anything clearly around that nutsack?

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 18:09

(・∀・) What happened?

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 23:17

( ´ω`) You started hallucinating because you didn't take your rat poi-, er, pills, Junior.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 05:35

(・∀・) Why do we take over threads when clearly we have our own thread to ask questions in.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 10:43

( ´ω`) Because this thread is obviously derailed.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 16:43

( ・-・) No it's not! NO! TAKE YOUR PILLS!!

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 19:10

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before we derailed the Beady Eyes thread?

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 23:18

( ´ω`) Your memory was a tad better then, Junior.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5660 21:36

( ・-・) I hate you guys so much.

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 ( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 20:23

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526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 04:45

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527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 18:57

( ・-・) Whew. Glad that's over with.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 18:13

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529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 18:46

( ・-・) God damn them all.

( ・-・) I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

( ・-・) We'd fire no guns, shed no tears

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 21:51

( ・-・) Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier

( ・-・) The last of Barrett's privateers

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 23:54

( ´ω`) If you'd just taken better care of the ol' Antelope, you'd hae been much better off, laddy!

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 12:24

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   ( ・-・) Gee, REAL HELPFUL you tell me that now, cowpoke
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533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 17:46

( ´ω`) Hey, if you want to just end your miserable suffering now, no biggie. It's not like the world is running out of rabbits.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 23:54

( ゚ ヮ゚) Antelope Freeway, one half mile!

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 20:51

( ・-・) Shut.

( ・-・) Up.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 22:53

( ゚ ヮ゚) Antelope Freeway, one quarter mile!

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 01:57

  ∩∩  You can put your Antelope Freeway right here, bitch!
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538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5770 00:02

( ゚ -゚) can't unsee

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5770 15:32

( ゚ ヮ゚) Antelope Freeway, one eighth mile!

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5770 17:08

>>539 Are we in Simi yet, already?

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5771 16:46

( ´ω`) >>540 Anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5771 19:23

( ゚ ヮ゚) Antelope Freeway, one sixteenth mile!

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5775 23:43

( ・-・) I gotta get back to my roots. Get some quality derailing in.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 04:22

( ・-・) C'mon, Beady, you can do it. This whole board used to HATE you. It can hate you AGAIN!!

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 12:32

( ・-・) I AM MIGHTY!

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 17:58

( ・-・) WHEN I AM THROUGH, THE WHOLE WORLD WILL HATE ME!!!!

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 18:03

( ・ω・) I'll always like you! You're my bestext friend!

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 19:44

( ・ω・) I also like pie and potato chips and eggs.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 01:57

( ・-・) THEY WILL CUR- what's this about pie?

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 13:47

( ・ω・) My favorite flavor is 550get pie!

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 16:11

( ・-・) ....

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 18:29

( ・ω・) Don't worry, you can always get 555 get!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 20:06

( ・ω・) つ♥ And I made you another cookie!

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 22:43

( ・-・) .... so I can have a cookie and ...?

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 22:43

( ・ω・) つ♥ 555get, yes.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 00:49

( ಠ-ಠ) CLOOOOOOOOOONEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 20:47

( ・ω・) hee hee hee!

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 02:41

( ゚ ヮ゚) Antelope Freeway, one 1/32 mile!

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 04:42

>>558 we should be there by now

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 05:53

( ゚ -゚) You'd think so, but you have to cross half the remaining distance, then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance, and

( ゚ ヮ゚) Antelope Freeway, one sixty-fourth mile!

( ゚ -゚) and then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance, and then half of that remaining distance,

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:26

( ・ω・) So why don't you just go half way and then go the other half?

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 00:53

( ゚ -゚) .....

( ゚ ヮ゚) Antelope Freeway, one onetwentyeighth mile!

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 00:05

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564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 00:29

( ・-・) I loved the time when i was all about giving Grandpa pillz

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 01:42

( ´ω`) When you’ve tripped one ball, you’ve tripped ’em all.

( ´ω`) That’s what my grandpappy used to say.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 23:16

( ・-・) He actually said it yesterday when you were tripping balls.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 04:31

( ´ω`) That's what she said.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 15:16

going to college in a rainy day

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 18:06

( ・-・) Who the fuck said that?

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 20:14

( ゚ ヮ゚) Wasn't me

( ゚ -゚) I'm NEET

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 19:55

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572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 00:42

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573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 00:51

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574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 00:10

( ´ω`) a little over half way through your first thread, eh?

( ´ω`) No hurries, take your time.

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