>>416 uses his penis to type, because he's not using it for anything else, being a Panda and all
>>417 uses her vagina as a bank vault, since Pandas don't know what they are supposed to do with it.
>>418 is a mammal classified in the bear family (Ursidae), native to central-western and southwestern China. >>418 was previously thought to be a member of the Procyonidae (raccoons and their relatives). >>418 is easily recognized by its large, distinctive black patches around the eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. Though belonging to the order Carnivora, >>418 has a diet which is 99% bamboo. >>418 may eat other foods such as honey, eggs, fish, yams, shrub leaves, oranges, and bananas when available.
A girl died in 1993 by a homicidal panda. He impaled her on a bamboo stalk when she was still alive. The panda chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he impaled her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will impale you like she was impaled. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
>>435 Is a Panda who's paws never leave a Plastation Dual SHock controller.
>>436 is developing the Pandastation, a console designed exclusively for pandas.
>>441 has a website dedicated to proving that pandas are a mystical source of renewable energy
>>443 went on a worldwide quest to collect the pandaballs, but got bored and stuffed himself on bamboo instead.
>>446 was playing on his best friend's Gamecube, until he realised he was a panda.
>>446 is the best friend, also a panda, whom assumed that a bamboo tree was a gamecube
is a Panda that formed an alliance with that other famous animal that is only found in certain parts of China.
>>465 Is a panda who doesn't know which panda its talking about.
Look, I don't even have to bother explaining myself. Just read >>466's post, its painfully obvious he's a panda.
>>474 Is a Panda that tried to vote in the 2000 election, but his vote wasn't counted correctly, because panda paws can't punch out holes in a card.
>>475 Calls himself the Expanda, but nobody is sure what it means. A panda getting fatter, or a Panda that had trans-species surgery are the two most common guesses.
>>476 has a day job as a sign-waver outside the local psychiatric center. In fact, signs are his only form of communication.
>>477 had fallen into a cursed spring, and is thus cursed to be a panda upon coming into contact with cold water.
>>486 is the same panda that makes up every post in this thread.
>>487
Is the panda that reads all the posts on this thread; except for the post he made.
>>489 contains a fermion-panda and a boson-panda, thus he is a perfectly symmetrical panda.
>>494 is a panda's best friend, who is also a panda's father and a panda's uncle, in addition to being a panda himself.
>>495 would understand those sort of panda-related issues because he is in fact a panda himself
>>496's son faced harsh discrimination at school for attempting to use the human toilets.
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>>508 has disguised himself cleverly as a bunny, but we know him to be a panda nonetheless.
>>509 He is the Angry Nintendo Panda who plays fake consoles and would rather have a musk ox take a diarrhea dump in his ear.