Made a comic when he was 15 in which a boy Panda who controls all the elements saves the world with his friends, a girl Panda who controls water, a blind Panda who controls earth, and a boy Panda who can't do shit other than be comic relief. He fought against the evil Fire Panda empire.
Is the drug dealing Panda that hides cocaine in his white fur, and hides black tar heroine in his black fur.
>>521 is a panda who as of last year was appointed the head of the Chinese agriculture department.
>>537 Posted here because there is a strong wifi signal at the zoo.
>>539 thinks his mustache will full everyone but we all know that he is a panda.
>>543 Is a married Panda that is happy to have the typical sex life of a married man
>>544 is a single panda who, coincidentally also has the typical sex life of a married panda.
>>545 Is a Panda that works as a greeter in a major airport in China.
>>549 Is the Panda that was arrested for eating a bamboo plant in a private garden.
>>554 Is a black wheelchair-bound mentally retarded French Creole Hindu asexual woman panda of Jewish ancestry.
>>556 is an incarcerated Panda after being arrested for killing Pandas, an endangered species.
>>562 is a GAR panda, fighting to save the world for all panda-kind.
>>566 brought on the pandapocalypse so hard that my captcha is bearen.
>>567 was jailed for breaking into a garden store and eating all the bamboo.
>>569 Is a dumb zoo-dwelling Panda that thinks the bamboo forests of China have wifi signals and forest-dwelling Pandas have computers.
>>570
Ignored this thread, hoping people would forget about how he is a a panda
>>573 Is a Panda archaeologist that digs up things from the past, and studies extinct bamboo species.
>>575 Is the panda that went to the library and got a book which lists all species of bamboo.
gogpgo
>>582 Placed a winning bet in a horse race, and became the richest panda in the world.
>>583 Is a panda that bough black hair dye and pretended to be a real bear, but he can't fool anyone when he eats bamboo.
>>584 is a jealous panda that wish he thought of using hair dye first.
>>585 Is an anime otaku panda that dyed his fur blue and then wore a sailor suit.
>>586 is a really fat, smelly panda with huge boils all over.
>>589 Has necrotic lesions on the penile area from repetetive mechanical trauma.
HAHAHA, I PWNZ U LOL!
>>590 is a panda that thinks ironic netspeech is the proper way to end a post.
>>591 is a silly little panda that thinks a period is the proper way to end a post
>>595 stands head and shoulders above the rest of the pandas.
>>600 wants to be an alpha male panda, but a true alpha male panda would have seized the 600get.
>>602 consumes prodigious amounts of bamboo that could have been used to produce offbeat furniture.
>>604 sits in the offbeat furniture, in the hopes that it will cause people to suspect he is a person in a panda costume. It doesn't fool anyone.
>>607 wears ivory-handled revolvers, in honor of George S. Pandan.