>>615 just rolled down a hill and got his nice white coat all muddied up.
A man in China got executed for killing >>616. Because he was a panda.
>>619 was forever alone and died. the panda became a little closer to extinction.
>>620 was last seen inviting people to punch him on the streets of Brooklyn.
http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2010/11/19/a-brooklyn-panda-made-for-punching/
>>624 Bit into the Beijing Birds Nest Stadium because he thought it looked like bamboo. He is now in the Pandentist's office getting his teeth fixed.
>>628 Is a copying panda that decided to do what other pandas did... Dye his fur to be less obvious as a panda.
>>629 tried dying his fur to be a less obvious panda, but couldn't fool anyone because he still ordered bamboo with extra sauce
>>632 Stole a wolf costume from a fur festival, and wore it. Too bad Wolves don't eat bamboo.
>>633 was unaware of that because he is a panda, not a furry.
>>636 Crossed the border between China and Corea, and was served with a side of Kimchi.
>>637 pandas about like he owns the damn place. Which he does. Because he is a panda.
>>640 tried to spell "panda" but he can't because he is a panda.
>>641 was last seen terrorizing civilians on the streets of Cairo.
>>643's real name is Saotome Genma, but when you throw a bucket of water on him, you see that he is a panda.
>>644 mauled some fucker for getting into his cage and trying to hug him during his bamboo munching time.
>>645 only buys things that are made in China in order to economically support his panda family living there.
>>648 is called a bear but is actually more closely related to the raccoon
>>651 fucked another panda and thence stopped being a panda because a panda doesn't breed
>>654 Is a Panda that doesn't realize that he is with other Pandas. He ate a piece of bamboo with a magic mushroom growing on it. That changed his sense of color, and now black and white are pink and yellow.
>>655 is in awe of the majesty and beauty of the universe, making him a pantheist panda.
>>657 is a cosmic panda, like the new user interface on youtube!
>>660 Had her cub taken away by zoo workers because humans can raise a cub more reliably than a Panda can.
>>668 is the default costume for entertainers in Roller Coaster Tycoon
#include <stdpanda.h>
>>675 wants to show you his pokeymans, because he thinks this will keep you from noticing that he is a panda.
>>677 is a primordial proto-panda living on the Earth's single continent, Pandagea.
>>679 is a lovely green panda with blue shades and sunglasses at night.
>>682 is a panda who once performed on Top Of The Pops, only miming however.
>>683 is a panda capable of making his own TV remotes from pure bamboo.
>>685 is an imaginary panda, which is the square root of a negative panda.
>>686 is not negative at all--he's the most positive panda you'll ever meet.
>>688 is the original Type-00 panda prototype, on which all other pandas are based.
>>699 is a panda who tells riveting stories to younger pandas.
>>700 is the acclaimed author of 'Pataphysics For Pandas. It was written with a pen he fashioned himself from a bamboo shoot.
>>707 is a cheeky panda who sells generic brand multivitamins as ecstasy at raves.