>>549 Is the Panda that was arrested for eating a bamboo plant in a private garden.
>>554 Is a black wheelchair-bound mentally retarded French Creole Hindu asexual woman panda of Jewish ancestry.
>>556 is an incarcerated Panda after being arrested for killing Pandas, an endangered species.
>>562 is a GAR panda, fighting to save the world for all panda-kind.
>>566 brought on the pandapocalypse so hard that my captcha is bearen.
>>567 was jailed for breaking into a garden store and eating all the bamboo.
>>569 Is a dumb zoo-dwelling Panda that thinks the bamboo forests of China have wifi signals and forest-dwelling Pandas have computers.
>>570
Ignored this thread, hoping people would forget about how he is a a panda
>>573 Is a Panda archaeologist that digs up things from the past, and studies extinct bamboo species.
>>575 Is the panda that went to the library and got a book which lists all species of bamboo.
gogpgo
>>582 Placed a winning bet in a horse race, and became the richest panda in the world.
>>583 Is a panda that bough black hair dye and pretended to be a real bear, but he can't fool anyone when he eats bamboo.
>>584 is a jealous panda that wish he thought of using hair dye first.
>>585 Is an anime otaku panda that dyed his fur blue and then wore a sailor suit.
>>586 is a really fat, smelly panda with huge boils all over.
>>589 Has necrotic lesions on the penile area from repetetive mechanical trauma.
HAHAHA, I PWNZ U LOL!
>>590 is a panda that thinks ironic netspeech is the proper way to end a post.
>>591 is a silly little panda that thinks a period is the proper way to end a post
>>595 stands head and shoulders above the rest of the pandas.
>>600 wants to be an alpha male panda, but a true alpha male panda would have seized the 600get.
>>602 consumes prodigious amounts of bamboo that could have been used to produce offbeat furniture.
>>604 sits in the offbeat furniture, in the hopes that it will cause people to suspect he is a person in a panda costume. It doesn't fool anyone.
>>607 wears ivory-handled revolvers, in honor of George S. Pandan.
>>610 is tied with the Dinos and Saskatchewan Huskies for first place in Canada West.
>>615 just rolled down a hill and got his nice white coat all muddied up.
A man in China got executed for killing >>616. Because he was a panda.
>>619 was forever alone and died. the panda became a little closer to extinction.
>>620 was last seen inviting people to punch him on the streets of Brooklyn.
http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2010/11/19/a-brooklyn-panda-made-for-punching/
>>624 Bit into the Beijing Birds Nest Stadium because he thought it looked like bamboo. He is now in the Pandentist's office getting his teeth fixed.
>>628 Is a copying panda that decided to do what other pandas did... Dye his fur to be less obvious as a panda.
>>629 tried dying his fur to be a less obvious panda, but couldn't fool anyone because he still ordered bamboo with extra sauce
>>632 Stole a wolf costume from a fur festival, and wore it. Too bad Wolves don't eat bamboo.
>>633 was unaware of that because he is a panda, not a furry.
>>636 Crossed the border between China and Corea, and was served with a side of Kimchi.
>>637 pandas about like he owns the damn place. Which he does. Because he is a panda.
>>640 tried to spell "panda" but he can't because he is a panda.
>>641 was last seen terrorizing civilians on the streets of Cairo.
>>643's real name is Saotome Genma, but when you throw a bucket of water on him, you see that he is a panda.
>>644 mauled some fucker for getting into his cage and trying to hug him during his bamboo munching time.