>>651 fucked another panda and thence stopped being a panda because a panda doesn't breed
>>654 Is a Panda that doesn't realize that he is with other Pandas. He ate a piece of bamboo with a magic mushroom growing on it. That changed his sense of color, and now black and white are pink and yellow.
>>655 is in awe of the majesty and beauty of the universe, making him a pantheist panda.
>>657 is a cosmic panda, like the new user interface on youtube!
>>660 Had her cub taken away by zoo workers because humans can raise a cub more reliably than a Panda can.
>>668 is the default costume for entertainers in Roller Coaster Tycoon
#include <stdpanda.h>
>>675 wants to show you his pokeymans, because he thinks this will keep you from noticing that he is a panda.
>>677 is a primordial proto-panda living on the Earth's single continent, Pandagea.
>>679 is a lovely green panda with blue shades and sunglasses at night.
>>682 is a panda who once performed on Top Of The Pops, only miming however.
>>683 is a panda capable of making his own TV remotes from pure bamboo.
>>685 is an imaginary panda, which is the square root of a negative panda.
>>686 is not negative at all--he's the most positive panda you'll ever meet.
>>688 is the original Type-00 panda prototype, on which all other pandas are based.
>>699 is a panda who tells riveting stories to younger pandas.
>>700 is the acclaimed author of 'Pataphysics For Pandas. It was written with a pen he fashioned himself from a bamboo shoot.
>>707 is a cheeky panda who sells generic brand multivitamins as ecstasy at raves.
>>710 is a top-notch panda who can always find time for his friends.
>>712 refuses to play Dynasty Warriors as it reminds him of his home country where his family was slaughtered by poachers.
Also his paws are too big to hold a controller.
>>715 climbs up on roofs and can never get down beacuse he's a panda with vertigo
>>716 is a master of the Drunken Panda Fist style of interpretive martial dancing.
>>719 Is in panda prison for serving panda beer to someone under the legal age.
>>720 is a panda who gets a headache from watching 3D movies.
>>721 is the subject of this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UskZAppqGPc&feature=related
>>725 died shortly after announcing the much-anticipated iPanda 4S.
>>726 has difficulty operating his new iPhone because, as a panda, he lacks opposable thumbs.
>>727 doesn't particularly care about Steve Jobs' death. This is probably because he is a panda.
I actually learned of the death of SJ through DQN.
Also, >>733 is baitang.
The giant >>737, or >>737 (Aopoda melanoleuca, literally meaning "black and white cat-foot") is a bear native to central-western and south western China. It is easily recognized by its large, distinctive black patches around the eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. Though it belongs to the order Carnivora, >>737's diet is 99% bamboo. >>737s in the wild will occasionally eat other grasses, wild tubers, or even meat in the form of birds, rodents or carrion. In captivity they may receive honey, eggs, fish, yams, shrub leaves, oranges, or bananas along with specially prepared feed.
>>739 stars in panda porn, which are movies depicting pandas mating, intended to promote sexual arousal in captive Giant Pandas. Under zoo conditions, pandas have in general proven unenthusiastic about mating, placing their species in danger of extinction.
I don't get it
>>744 doesn't know how to make the sad panda go away. Baka! Baka!
